"Previously on Total Drama Refresh," Chris announced, "the campers were put through a never-ending nightmare as a mysterious killer picked them off one by one. Edward was convinced that it was a challenge and went to work trying to catch the killer. Others, though, weren't so sure, like Lionel who panicked and ended up knocked up by Beatrice and her frying pan. When it looked like Beatrice and Nicole had nowhere else to run, Edward showed up and caught the killer, who was actually Ezmyralda back for revenge. In the end, Lionel's poor performance got him an immediate boot. Now we're down to lucky number seven. Who's next? Keep watching…"
(Theme Song Plays…)
(Girls' Cabin)
The girls were getting ready for another day.
As they finished up their morning routine Montana exclaimed, "Well, we should all feel very proud to have made it this far."
Nicole gave her a small smile and Annie nodded in agreement.
"I'm just glad that it's almost over," Nicole said. "My brain's been working non-stop for the last couple of weeks and don't get me started on how my body feels."
Annie noticed Beatrice by herself and quickly walked over to her.
"Beatrice, are you doing okay?" Annie asked.
Beatrice had seemed pretty traumatized after the last challenge and none of the girls had really gotten a chance to talk to her about it.
"I'm better than okay," Beatrice exclaimed with a smile as she pointed outward. "I survived a murderer, I feel like there's nothing I can't do."
"You do realize that the killer was fake, right?" Nicole pointed.
"It certainly didn't seem fake," Beatrice retorted. "And I can still say that I survived because I wasn't captured and potentially murdered like these two."
"That's great, Beatrice," Annie said. "As long as you don't feel bad about anything."
Confessional:
Beatrice-Last challenge I really got pushed to my limits and now I'm certain that I'm capable of anything this island can throw at me. And I don't need to cling onto a man for protection; the new and improved Beatrice Hortense Norton can take care of herself. So look out island!
Annie-While I may not get along with everyone on the island, I'm still glad that they're all okay after what happened in the last challenge.
Nicole-Going by Beatrice's logic, I survived a killer too, but you don't see me making a big deal out of it. Overconfidence is the first step towards a painful fall.
(Boys' Cabin)
Bobby whistled a happy tune as he crossed the room numerous times, always with some new piece of machinery.
"Let's see…this can go here," he muttered, "and I'll take this…"
Edward watched him curiously.
"What's with you?" Edward asked.
"Now that Lionel's gone and I don't have to keep myself out of his way," Bobby explained. "I'm ready to finally achieve greatest with my inventions and no brute is going to stop me."
"I see," Edward muttered.
He then noticed the lump in Parry's bed and realized that Parry still hadn't gotten up.
"Parry, are you awake?" he asked. "We're going to have to go to breakfast soon."
Parry sighed deeply as he slinked out of bed. He kept his eyes on the ground as he stepped forward.
Confessional:
Parry-Last challenge made me realize that darkness exists everywhere in the world. I can't pretend that everything is happy-go-lucky…even if I want to.
Bobby-For the past months I've been playing it a little easy. Now there's nothing to hold me back, no Sophie, no Lionel; I'm ready to turn it up. And while those two were some of my enemies, it's not like I feel any better about any of the others. I've got my reasons for hating all of them and one by one they'll all go down under my unstoppable reign.
(Mess Hall)
At the mess hall the two genders mostly stayed to themselves. While Nicole and Annie still refused to talk to each other, they had gotten past their need for constant distance. Montana, however, had chosen to sit next to Parry.
"How is it going?" she asked.
"Okay…I guess," Parry sighed as he stirred his mush.
"What's wrong now?" Montana asked. "What happened to happy Parry?"
"I thought that you were dead," Parry answered bluntly. "I realized that anyone can die, whether they deserve it or not. Whether you believe it or not, the world is an unfair place. I don't want to focus on all the negatives, but I can't change who I am."
"Oh, Parry," Montana exclaimed sadly as she grabbed his hand.
"But," Parry added. "I've also come to accept that there are some truly positive things in the world. There are some things that can make me smile. Like you."
Parry smiled to prove his point as he grabbed her hand in return.
"Campers, if you could meet me outside," Chris called.
The campers sighed as they finished off their breakfast and got out. They exited the mess hall, but didn't see Chris anywhere.
"Look out!" Annie cried as a cage came crashing down.
Beatrice and Montana both tried to dive out of the way but ended up crashing into each other instead. Once everyone was trapped underneath the cage, Chris emerged from the bushes.
"Well, that worked out well," he laughed. "And it should give you a hint about what we'll be doing today: Trapping."
Chris produced a key which he used to unlock the cage.
"You'll each draw from this hat and get an animal which you will have to trap," Chris explained. "The first person who gets their animal in the cage wins a meal cooked by the wonderfully talented Momma DJ. Parry, Beatrice, you've already had the pleasure of trying her cuisine; is it worth it?"
"It's like heaven," Beatrice exclaimed.
Parry nodded as he added, "Even I have to admit that it was pretty good."
"But even if you're not first, you still have to capture your animal," Chris continued. "If you don't, your punishment will be to clean the communal washrooms."
Several campers shuttered at the thought.
"So come on up and take your pick," Chris exclaimed as he held out the hat.
Annie stepped forward first.
"Skunk," she exclaimed. "Well…that shouldn't be so bad."
Beatrice went next.
"Raccoon," Beatrice read. "No problem, if I can handle a killer than I can handle a raccoon."
Edward drew and got a picture of a flower.
"I'm supposed to capture…a flower?" he asked.
"That's not just any flower," Chris said. "It's a very special flower named Larry. He's an elusive little guy, so you've got your work cut out for you."
Nicole stepped up next and drew a card confidently. Her face dropped when she saw what it was.
"Shark? Are you kidding me?" she scoffed.
"Hey, it's all the luck of the draw," Chris shrugged.
Bobby stepped up next.
"Bear? Well, after seeing what Nicole got, I guess I should feel a little grateful," he said.
Montana was the next one up. Hers was a picture of small, fluffy, red bird with a poof on its head.
"Ah, that's the rare Wawanakwa Warbler," Chris commented. "There's only one of the island and it's incredibly difficult to find."
"Ooh, a challenge," Montana laughed.
"And that just leaves Parry," Chris said as he held out the hat.
Parry reached it unenthusiastically.
"Bat," Parry read. "I guess that's pretty lucky."
He received several angry looks for the campers who got much harder targets.
"Now to help you out, you can check that shack over there for any sorts of supplies," Chris suggested.
The campers made their way over to the building quickly. As they entered the dark room, Nicole slipped up next to Edward.
"So, let's discuss strategy," she whispered. "Chris has to give us a regular vote off tonight."
"Nicole, just forget about the alliance," Edward scoffed as he grabbed a shovel. "I'm tired of just keeping you safe. If I wanted I could vote you out tonight."
"Keeping me safe?" Nicole laughed. "You're the one in danger. And I could vote you off tonight if I wanted."
"At this point in the game, I don't think that I'm a prime target anymore," Edward said. "The others should be smart enough to vote out a physical threat…say, you've been doing pretty good in the physical challenges."
Nicole scowled at him before continuing her search. She spotted a fishing rod which she grabbed skeptically.
"Yeah, this will help," she remarked sarcastically.
Beatrice and Bobby were having no trouble collecting items. Bobby was examining the different pieces of equipment for more parts to use in his inventions, while Beatrice was just grabbing whatever she could and stuffing it into a sack. Annie reached for a net, but Beatrice grabbed it first and added it to her collection.
"Do you really need all that stuff?" Nicole asked. "You're going after a raccoon. How hard can it be?"
"I'd still like to be prepared," Beatrice exclaimed.
"Here, Parry, this might help you," Montana said as she handed him a butterfly net.
"What about you?" Parry asked.
"Aw, I don't need anything but my trusty boomerang, right," Montana exclaimed. "That bird doesn't scare me."
"Alright campers," Chris exclaimed from outside. "On your mark…get set…go!"
The campers exited with the supplies they could gather and headed towards the forest. Annie and Montana stayed together as moved quickly as they had little to carry. Beatrice lagged behind with her massive bag. Nicole, meanwhile, was heading towards water unhappily. Bobby was putting together something, but he spotted Parry and decided to walk with him.
"Hey, Parry, you and I are kind of similar, you know," Bobby said. "I was thinking maybe we could work together. I mean, neither of us is particularly fit, it might be best if we watched each other's backs."
"Sure, why not?" Parry mumbled.
Confessional:
Bobby-I'll take out Parry eventually, but out of everyone here I think I can stand him the most. I need some support just in case someone gets the idea to vote me off at some point.
Edward-I'm not exactly a threat anymore. I'm not physically fit so my strategy came from manipulating others, which won't really work anymore. I'm hoping people realize that someone like Montana would make a much better target.
Nicole-So, my strategy is kind of falling apart…but that doesn't matter. As long as I can keep myself around a little longer I won't have to worry about votes anymore and can just focus on the challenges.
(The Forest)
"Alright, island, give me your best shot," Beatrice declared as she stepped deeper into the woods while dragging her large sack behind her.
After a couple more minutes of walking she heard a rustling in the nearby bushes. She paused and reached into her bag. She pulled out a net just as a raccoon wandered out of the bushes.
"Hi there, little guy," Beatrice exclaimed. "Don't mind me I'm just going to—Ha!"
She tossed the net forward, only for the raccoon to scamper out of the way just in time. However, he didn't run far, and stopped once he was safe.
"Oh, you think you're so clever," Beatrice muttered as she picked up the net. "Well, dodge this!"
She tossed the net again, and once more the raccoon dodged without any difficulty. Beatrice stamped her foot in frustration as the raccoon abandoned her. She walked past some of the trees where her net had gone.
"Is this yours?" Edward asked as he pointed to the net that was covering him.
"Oops, sorry about that," Beatrice exclaimed as she pulled it off him.
"I take it you haven't had any luck," Edward asked.
"I almost had him," Beatrice insisted. "He really doesn't stand a chance against the new and improved Beatrice. So, how about you?"
"Have you seen any flowers that look like this?" Edward asked as he showed her the card.
"Um…nope, sorry," Beatrice said.
"Then, no, I haven't had any luck," Edward said as he held up his shovel and kept walking.
"Now, where did that raccoon get to?" Beatrice muttered with determination.
(Elsewhere)
Montana was hanging from a tree and using her hands as mock binoculars as she searched for her target. Meanwhile, Annie searched the bushes for any skunk with her duffle bag ready.
"See anything yet?" Annie asked.
"Hm…I'm focusing in on something," Montana muttered. "Ahead, I see a blur of ready over there. Let's go!"
Montana dropped down and rushed through the woods with Annie following behind.
"It was just past these bushes," Montana exclaimed as she bolted through.
"Hi-ya!" Beatrice exclaimed as she slammed her bat down on the bush.
"Um…ow," Montana moaned as she rubbed her head.
"Oh, sorry, I thought you were a raccoon," Beatrice laughed.
"Well, I thought you were a bird, right," Montana replied.
"Montana, look!" Annie exclaimed as she saw a red poof flutter through the trees.
"After him!" Montana exclaimed as she charged in the same direction.
(The Beach)
Nicole unenthusiastically sat down on a rock and carelessly threw her fishing line into the lake.
"This is so stupid," she muttered to herself. "Capture a shark? That is ridiculous."
Time past and nothing happened. She rolled her eyes as her grip loosened on her rod. Then she felt a slight tug.
"Oh, I've probably got a guppy or something," she scoffed as she started to pull the line back in.
She was met with a strong resistance and began using more and more strength as she pulled back.
"Come on, you stupid fish," she groaned. "Just let me pull you in so I can throw you back."
She eventually managed to pull something to the surface. She was met with a large mouth of teeth. She backed up and realized that she was looking at a massive shark.
"Eep!" she exclaimed as she let go of her fishing rod.
The shark tightened its teeth and snapped the rod in half. It then took the remains and returned to the lake.
Nicole just stared out incredulously.
Confessional:
Nicole-I'm thinking maybe I'll just save some time and get started on the communal washrooms now.
(The Forest)
Parry and Bobby walked together towards the cave.
"This should work out for the both of us," Bobby said. "That cave is sure to have bats for you, and I'll catch myself a bear."
"Being the downer that I am, I feel that I should mention that bears aren't exactly the easiest thing to capture," Parry pointed out.
"Yeah, for someone like you maybe," Bobby said. "But you're forgetting that I'm an unparalleled genius. I've already got a trap made up."
Once they were just outside the cave, Bobby began setting up his invention. It was a network of several thick red plates that were connected by a silver pipe.
"Perfect," Bobby exclaimed. "I just need you to go into the cave and make a little noise. You'll be sure to find some bats, and once the bear comes out he'll set off my trap and bingo we're set for the challenge."
"I assume that you'll be taking first prize," Parry said.
"Well, it's only fair," Bobby replied. "You've already gotten to try the food, and besides I clearly have the bigger challenge here."
"Whatever," Parry sighed.
"Just get in there," Bobby ordered.
Parry raised his butterfly net and entered the cave.
"Hello? Any bats in here?" he called out.
He was answered when a flurry of small black bats swarmed around him.
"Ack, hold still," he complained as he tried to swing his net.
Then he heard the angry roar of Molotov waking up.
"Uh, time to go," Parry exclaimed as he dashed out of the cave.
He was followed by several of the frenzied bats. As he stilled tried to swing his net he became dangerously close to the edge of a trench.
"Gotcha!" he exclaimed as he threw his net over a bat.
"Look out," Bobby shouted as Parry neared the edge.
Parry looked behind him and immediately froze. The other bats still swarming around him made it very difficult for him to keep his balance.
"Just hold still," Bobby said. "Bats don't like the sun; they should leave you alone soon."
Parry obeyed, but it wasn't easy when a raccoon scampered over his feet.
"Stop moving you little pest!" Beatrice shouted as she tossed a barrage of tennis balls at the fleeing animal.
None of them hit the raccoon, but one pegged Parry right in the forehead. He was sent tumbling down the ledge and landed in a swamp of mud. Beatrice ran by oblivious.
"Gee, I suppose I should give him a hand," Bobby sighed.
He then turned around and came face to face with a fuming Molotov.
"Oh, right," Bobby exclaimed as he pulled out a button and hit it.
His trap activated and began wrapping around the stunned bear. In no time, Molotov's paws and muzzle were locked in five spheres all connected by a silver pipe.
"Well, I've got to get my priorities straight," Bobby muttered as he started to drag the struggling bear back to the camp.
Confessional:
Bobby-Meh, I don't really too bad for Parry. He had an easy challenge; I've got a full-grown bear to worry about. I think that deserves my full attention/
Parry-It's not like I expected much from Bobby. I've gotten to know what he's like since the merge and I figured that he valued victory over people. Despite what he might think, he's no better than Lionel.
"Let's see a flower, a flower," Edward muttered as he wandered deeper and deeper into the woods. "Ugh, this is so pointless. There are a million flowers out here, and none of them match the one I'm looking for."
He carelessly scanned a row of flowers in a nearby bush.
"Nope, nope, nope," he muttered as he checked the flowers.
He heard a faint slithering sound and looked back. He noticed a pretty flower that he hadn't seen before. He examined the pink flower, then looked back at his picture.
"Nope," he remarked.
Suddenly a set of pink lips and a green bell snapped over the flower. Edward looked back at his picture nervously.
"That's it," he said uneasily. "Okay, um…Mr…Larry, is it? Uh, yeah…how would you like to come with me?"
Larry hissed in response before recoiling back into the bushes.
"Wait, come back," Edward called as he reached after it.
Suddenly something grabbed onto Edward's arm.
"Ah!" he cried out as he tried to pull his arm back.
Larry wrapped himself around Edward's arm and began creeping up his body. Edward looked down and saw that attached to the bell was a snakelike yellow vine that served as Larry's body.
"Let go of me!" Edward screamed as he frantically tugged at Larry.
The flower slithered up to Edward's neck where it started coiling and tightening.
"Get off, get off!" Edward moaned in pain as he started to run around the area in a panic.
Confessional:
Chris-Apparently Larry's breed can get enormous, but I haven't seen much progress yet. Maybe I can feed him something that'll speed up the progress. Now, that would be entertainment.
The Wawanakwa Warbler had perched on a branch and had started preening itself.
"You can do this, Montana," Annie exclaimed.
"Shh," Montana shushed from her treetop. "I need absolute silence if I'm to this right. This may be the best opportunity I get and I don't want to scare him off."
Annie nodded and mimed zipping her lips shut. Montana continued to position herself as she kept eyeing the bird.
"Okay, I've got you now," Montana exclaimed as she prepared to jump.
The bird squawked and left its perch irritably as a raccoon scrambled up the tree. Beatrice quickly darted after the raccoon and tossed a small cage after it. The branch snapped and fell, but the raccoon just scurried higher up the tree. Before jumping to another tree it stuck its tongue out a Beatrice. Beatrice then noticed Montana and Annie.
"Oh, hey guys," Beatrice greeted with a wave. "What a coinkydink running into you again."
"Yes," Montana answered curtly.
"Well, I've got a raccoon to catch," Beatrice declared with determination. "He won't be able to last much longer against the new and improved Beatrice."
Beatrice took off and Montana looked up to see if the bird was still around. The only sign of him was a single red plume that remained on the tree.
"Did you see which way he went?" Montana asked.
"Nope, sorry," Annie sighed. "We'll have to start all over again."
Confessional:
Montana-I think Beatrice might be getting a little carried away with things, right. I don't mean to sound too arrogant or anything, right, but I think that catching a raccoon would be much easier than what I have to do, right.
Beatrice-The new and improved Beatrice is totally winning this thing. That raccoon can't keep on running forever…can he?
(The Beach)
Nicole miserably tossed pebbles into the water. She had given up hunting the shark and was just delaying the inevitable punishment she'd have to endure.
"Looks like we've got our first place winner," Chris exclaimed.
Nicole looked up and saw that Bobby was approaching with a bear. Molotov had stopped struggling by now, but Bobby still had to use all his strength to shove the bear along.
"Come on, if you cooperate this'll all be over quickly," Bobby moaned.
Bobby eventually managed to push the bear into the cage which Chris closed.
"Congratulations, Bobby," Chris exclaimed. "You'll be getting a special treat tonight. Now we just have to wait to see who else can complete their challenges."
"Say, Bobby, maybe you could give me a hand," Nicole said as she pulled him aside. "I mean, you've already won so you don't mind helping me with my tough one, right?"
"Uh, I guess so," Bobby answered.
"Great," Nicole said. "So, you're smart; how do I catch a shark?"
"Um, let me think," Bobby said. "If I recall, sharks can't resist this plant."
He gestured to a large-leafed fern. Nicole tore off a leaf.
"Just dip that in the water and he'll come after it like it was a bleeding seal," Bobby exclaimed.
"Ew," Nicole gagged. "But thanks anyway, you're a real lifesaver."
Confessional:
Bobby-Yeah, that was a lie. She's screwed.
Nicole-Bobby's a little conceited, but I'll keep him in mind if I need a new accomplice.
(The Forest)
"Help, help!" Edward croaked as Larry still refused to let go of his neck.
Edward had run through the forest looking for someone, but hadn't had any luck. He was now crawling along the grass as he approached a ledge. He cried out in pain as something with claws ran along his back and leapt off his head. He looked up to see that it was a racoon. Following it was Beatrice.
"Beatrice, help me," Edward wheezed.
"Omigosh!" Beatrice exclaimed. "What happened to you?"
"This flower is trying to kill me," Edward moaned.
"Let go of him, you evil flower," Beatrice chided as she grabbed onto Larry.
The flower hissed at her and only tightened its grip.
"Bea, not helping," Edward moaned.
Beatrice, oblivious, kept pulling and chanting, "Let go, let go, let go."
She eventually managed to rip the flower off of Edward, but the sudden release sent him sprawling down the ledge. Meanwhile in the mud, Parry was trying to recapture the bat that had escaped his net. He leapt through the swamp as he swung his net back and forth.
"Aha, you're not leaving this time," Parry declared as he caught the bat again.
His promise fell short as Edward tumbled onto Parry and knocked him back into the mud. The bat fluttered back out of the net.
"Oh, sorry about that," Edward moaned as he stood up and brushed the mud off of his suit.
Parry shook himself off again as he looked around for the bat. The creature was still lingering in the area.
"Don't go anywhere," Parry ordered.
"Oh, Edward," Beatrice called from the top of the ledge as she held a writhing Larry, "do you want this?"
She tossed the flower at Edward who instinctively ducked. Larry ended up in Parry's hair and wasted no time in strangling him.
"Thanks, Beatrice," Edward replied deadpan. "Where would I be without you?"
(The Beach)
Nicole had torn up the leaf into smaller shreds now. She was using one to dip into the water and the rest made a trail towards the cage. Almost instantly a set of jaws leapt out of the water and snapped the leaf out of Nicole's hand. It continued to snap and almost ate her whole arm. Nicole recoiled and shock. The shark made its way onto land and inched forward to devour the rest of the plant.
"Open the cage, open the cage," Nicole ordered.
Chris obeyed and soon the shark joined Molotov in the trap.
"What?" Bobby exclaimed. "How…how…"
"What are you so surprised about?" Nicole asked. "It was your idea, after all."
"Oh yeah…right," Bobby replied.
"Well, I can honestly say that you two were the last people I thought would succeed this challenge," Chris declared.
"What can I say? Failure isn't an option," Nicole replied.
"Yeah, right," Bobby snorted.
(The Forest)
Annie and Montana continued to trek through the woods, looking in all directions for the elusive bird. Montana spotted another feather lingering in the leaves.
"Hm…this way," she declared as she took off.
Annie followed after her, but soon spotted a flash of black and white scurrying into the bushes.
"Uh, Montana?" Annie called.
Montana didn't seem to hear her and just kept moving.
"Uh, yeah…you go ahead, I'll catch up," Annie said as she started creep into the bushes.
She looked around for where she had seen the critter go. She soon spotted another flash of the same colours and moved after it. She peered through the shrubs and was shocked to see a whole family of skunks.
"Okay, Annie, just take it easy," she told herself. "Don't make any sudden movements. Just imagine that they're smelly kitties."
She leaned forward ready to swipe one of the animals, but recoiled as something shot into the tree behind her. She looked up to see that it was a shuriken star. Immediately a raccoon performed a backflip onto the top branch and dodged another shuriken star.
"Ugh!" Beatrice screamed as she tossed several more stars.
Annie had to dodge quickly as several were headed for her. She sighed in relief, only to realized that the skunks were getting ready to spray.
"No, don't!" she cried out before getting covered in stench.
Beatrice tossed her last star and raccoon dived forward. It bounced off of Beatrice's head and rushed off into the forest.
"Hey, Annie, how are you doing?" Beatrice asked.
"I just got sprayed by a team of skunks," Annie replied unhappily.
"Aw, that's a shame," Beatrice said making sure to keep he distance. "Maybe I could help you with that."
She reached into her significantly lighter bag. She pulled out a large hamster ball she used to quickly scoop up one of the skunks. The skunk tried to scurry but only ended up spinning inside the ball.
"There you go," Beatrice exclaimed as she tossed the ball towards Annie. "Back to camp you go."
"Gee, thanks," Annie replied with a friendly smile.
"Yep, the new and improved Beatrice still has time to help her friends," Beatrice replied. "But I've still got a raccoon to catch. He's starting to lose it, I can tell."
"Really?" Annie said skeptically before shrugging, "If you say so."
(The Swamp)
"I'm seriously convinced, now, that everything is out to kill me," Parry exclaimed as he tried to rip Larry off of his throat.
"Just hold still," Edward ordered as he grabbed a stick.
Parry obeyed, but eyed Edward's stick uneasily. Edward dug the stick against Larry and began to pry. He eventually managed to pull off Larry and Parry breathed deeply in relief. Edward allowed Larry to wrap around the stick and gripped him tightly.
"I've got you now," he exclaimed smugly.
Parry also noticed that the bat was still fluttering around the vicinity. He picked up his net again and began to swipe at the bat for a third time. As soon as the bat came near Larry, the vicious flower snapped forward and chewed up the bat.
"Lovely," Parry exclaimed sarcastically as Larry swallowed.
(The Beach)
"I think I see someone else coming," Chris exclaimed. "It's…Annie!"
Sure enough Annie was running with a skunk in a ball rolling along with her. Annie rolled the ball into the cage and cheered lightly.
"Whoa, Annie, you stink," Chris exclaimed.
"Thanks for noticing, Chris," Annie scoffed.
"Someone else is coming," Nicole noted.
"You're right," Chris replied. "It's Edward."
Edward was covered in mud, but he held Larry around the stick proudly.
"Get in there," Edward exclaimed as he tossed the flower in the cage with the other creatures.
Parry followed behind Edward, just as muddy, but empty handed.
"Parry, no luck?" Chris asked.
"There's a digested bat inside that flower," Parry said. "Does that count?"
"Uh, no," Chris declared. "And since the time is just about you, it looks like you'll be on bathroom duty tonight."
"I can't wait," Parry sighed.
"You are going down, you horrid little vermin," Beatrice screamed as she dived after a raccoon.
Beatrice was wielding a Bo staff now. She swung it violently at the raccoon, who continued to dodge in a display of athletic moves. Beatrice clenched her teeth and kept swinging with even more fury. The raccoon deflected the blows with well-placed kicks.
"Hey, what's that?" Beatrice exclaimed as she pointed.
The raccoon turned around which gave Beatrice the chance to jab with her staff and sent him into the cage.
"Ha!" Beatrice cried. "No one can beat the new and improved Beatrice!"
"Will you please stop saying that?" Edward sighed with irritation.
"Well, now we're just waiting for Montana," Chris declared. "Ah, here she comes now."
"Birdy, birdy, slow down," Montana shouted as the small bird fluttered just out of her reach.
The bird continued to fly over the water and eventually it left Montana behind on the land.
"No!" she moaned. "Come back!"
"Oh, he won't be coming back for a long time," Chris exclaimed as he looked at his watch. "The Wawanakwa Warbler is actually only on Wawankwa Island for two months before it migrates back to Hawaii."
Montana slumped down in defeat. However, everyone was pulled out of their own thoughts when the Boat of Losers arrived with a blaring horn.
"Ah, that must our special delivery for our winner," Chris exclaimed.
Greta stepped off the boat with a large box in her hands.
"Straight from the kitchen of Momma DJ," she exclaimed happily.
"Bobby is our lucky winner today," Chris said.
"Then you have the great honour of sampling the food of the goddess herself," Greta exclaimed as she handed the box over to Bobby.
"Hey, what gives? It's empty!" Bobby complained.
"Well…I did help myself to a few bites," Greta confessed. "But I swear, after the seventh one there was still some food left."
Bobby tossed the box aside in annoyance.
"Well, with that all finished up, it's time to vote," Chris said. "And for the first time, you can vote for anyone you please."
"What?" Bobby snapped. "I don't get a prize, and I don't get immunity."
"You got a prize," Chris said. "It's not my fault Free Wilma over there ate it."
As the campers headed out, Nicole grabbed several of them and pulled them into a group.
"Okay, people, I know we've had our differences," she whispered.
Edward and Annie in particular voiced their agreement.
"But I think we should all unite to vote off someone else tonight," Nicole said. "Beatrice."
By now Beatrice was the only one who wasn't in the huddle.
"And please do tell why we should vote her off?" Bobby asked.
"Because she's going to drive us all crazy," Nicole answered. "She was bad enough before, but with her new attitude she's a million times worse."
"And not to mention she's actually a threat," Edward added. "It may not be intentional, but she was responsible for getting Victoria, Eliot, and Lionel all eliminated. She's a loose cannon, you never know who she might accidentally wound and evacuate next."
Nicole smirked at Edward who returned the smile.
"I think you're all forgetting that Beatrice is a friend," Annie argued. "She may not be perfect, but she's made more of an effort than these two boys have."
She gestured at Bobby and Edward accusingly.
"I was your BFF," Bobby protested.
"Oh please, you were the worst BFF I've ever had," Annie scoffed.
"Look, I'm not going to control every single one of you," Nicole said. "It's just a suggestion which I think you should consider."
The huddle broke up and headed for the confessional.
(Campfire Ceremony)
"Campers, by the end of the night there will only be six of you left on the island," Chris declared as he emerged with a platter of marshmallows. "The person who managed to accumulate the most votes will be heading out and lose the chance for five. Million. Dollars."
Everyone looked nervous.
"The first marshmallow goes to Nicole," Chris declared.
Nicole caught it and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Joining Nicole in the final six are," Chris continued, "Parry and Annie."
The two also caught their marshmallows.
"And we've got one for," Chris said, "Bobby and Montana."
All that was left now were Edward and Beatrice. Both looked confident, but Edward was twitching his hands nervously.
"Edward, Beatrice, one of you is heading home tonight," Chris said. "Edward, you've been in the bottom two many times before."
"And I've always gotten out alive," Edward replied smugly.
"Beatrice, how do you feel?" Chris asked.
"I'm not worried," Beatrice replied. "I've just got a feeling that this game is already won by the new and improved Beatrice. Yeah, Sha-Beatrice!"
She received several odd glances.
"What? I always wanted to say that," Beatrice said.
"Well," Chris continued, "the final marshmallow of the night goes to…"
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"Edward."
Edward breathed a sigh of relief as Chris tossed the final marshmallow.
"Sorry, Beatrice, but you won't be winning this game," Chris said.
"Well, I guess I was just too much of a challenge threat to keep around," Beatrice said.
"Yeah, that must be it," Bobby said as he rolled his eyes.
Beatrice walked down the Dock of Shame and stepped onto the Boat of Losers.
"Bye everyone," she called as she waved. "Good luck to all of you."
"Well, now that she's gone, the six of you can get some sleep and prepare yourselves for the next challenge," Chris said. "Oh, except Parry and Montana, you've got a bathroom to clean."
"Come on, Parry, it'll be an adventure, right," Montana laughed.
"With you; sure, why not?" Parry said with a smile.
Votes:
Beatrice-I'm going to have to vote off Edward. He seems okay, but I haven't forgotten how he manipulated Victoria.
Nicole-Sorry, Beatrice, I didn't want to do this, but I had to get the target to someone else.
Edward-Thank you, Beatrice, for taking the spotlight off of me.
Parry-Beatrice is just going to get more annoying the longer she stays and I can barely stand her as she is now.
Annie-Beatrice is still my friend and I'm not voting for her. Instead I'll be voting for the same person I vote for every time. EDWARD!
Montana-If Beatrice doesn't go today she'll just go another day, right, she's just not suited for these hard-core challenges.
Bobby-Beatrice is just another victim who I managed to beat.
(Conclusion)
"And so Beatrice is gone before she drove everyone bonkers," Chris said. "This leaves Bobby as the sole Screaming Badger, can he bring glory to his former team, or will he be going home next? Who will the target fall to next? Edward for his scheming? Nicole for her controlling nature? Parry for his sombre attitude? Anyone can go home next so be sure to join off for another Total…Drama…Refresh!"
Voted Off List: Ezmyralda, Jasmine, Tony, Greta, Matthew, Michael, Brady, Dirk, Victoria, Momma DJ, Eliot, Sophie, Victoria (again), Sooz, Ethan, Eliot (again), Lionel, Beatrice
Author's Note: And now Beatrice leaves us. Beatrice probably was responsible for the most eliminations. She was directly responsible for both of Victoria and Eliot's eliminations, as well as Lionel's. Adding to that, every elimination she attended she voted for the person who went home except for Dirk.
I don't know if anyone picked up on it, but Beatrice was overall a parody of Zoey. Her design is nearly identical to Zoey's proto-design. She started out insecure and desperate for friends, but became annoying, and finally went overboard with her determination to win. However, unlike Zoey, everyone around her realized how annoying she was. Now you know :)