A/n: Just a small story I've been meaning to update...
Note: The meaning of Swag is cool, sexy or awesome...
Dr. C and Susan in her regular height were in his lab. They were in front of a control panel full of colorful buttons. But in front of that was a robotic Link standing on his hind legs and a long rectangular shape replaced both eyes.
"Since Link is always so busy doing missions, I figured instead of us having a robotic Link," Dr. C said with crazy in his eyes and a wide grin.
"You're crazy," Susan said with no emotion.
Ignoring her comment, Dr. C grabs the lever from the control panel and pulls it down. He pushes a combination of buttons and hears a winding sound coming from the robot then it stopped.
The robotic Link lifts up his arms and begins to walk, "Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag," it said in a deep robotic voice.
Dr. C and Susan watch frozen in fear as the robot goes over to the wall still repeating the same words, "Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag. Crush. Kill…"
It blows a giant hole in the wall using its eyes and his gill on his back turns into a rocket and he flies off.
"…Destroy. Swag. Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag…" he said until his voice faded.
There were screams of people and lasers being shot out.
"Whoops," Dr. C said as they both gaze at the hole.
Susan turns to face him, "Yeah, nice job Doc," she said folding her arms.
"What?" Dr. C whined, "At least I tried!"
"Yeah…And you failed," she said.
"Well…Let's go get Monger," he said walking out of the room.
~FireStar104, "I'm one with nature...No really, the mosqitos are biting me! Ahg!"