Author's Note: I do not own Pokemon or any of it's characters.
I'm going to warn you now, if you don't like comedy, a bit of steam, and Rocketshipping*, then you shouldn't be reading this!
Key Terms to know before reading:
*Rocketshipping- The term describing the act of taking Jessie and James and smashing them together mouth-to-mouth. Also referred to as JessieXJames.
~When you see the word TRio, it's no typo, it's just a creative and cool way of saying 'Team Rocket Trio'. :P
~Oh, and also: The story is set in the Kanto Region. I prefer the classic anime.
ALRIGHT! ON WITH THE SHOW! :D
Chapter 1
"Prepare for trouble,"
"Make it double,"
Ash and his friends Brock and Misty were on the hunt for the legendary bird Zapdos. They had been trekking through the forest for what seemed like days. Just when they stopped to relax and eat some lunch they were interrupted by none other than Team Rocket, their long-time enemies.
"Oh it's you again…" Ash muttered as he squirt ketchup on his hotdog.
"What do you mean US?" James asked. He had bright blue hair and piercing green eyes.
"We're more of a threat to you twerps than anything else in this forest!" Jessie said. She was the temperamental one. She had blazing red hair and sparkling blue eyes. Both her and James wore the traditional Team Rocket uniforms: A white jacket with a large red 'R' printed on the front, black gloves and boots, and for James white pants, and for Jessie a white skirt.
"Meowth, that's right!" A tan colored cat with twitching black ears pounced out from behind a bush. He had similar traits to one of those Egyptian cats you see in hieroglyphics. He even had a shimmering gold coin attached to his forehead.
"Leave us alone, we're eating," Misty sighed. She had orange hair. Strange how everyone has oddly colored hair, isn't it? Anyway, she wore a yellow tank top with blue jean shorts that were perhaps just a bit too short for comfort.
"Ooh, got any donuts?" James asked excitedly. Jessie smacked him on the head.
"Shut up, we're not here to eat, we're here to steal!" She growled.
"You aren't taking Pikachu!" Ash refused, waving his fist. He had jet black, rather spiky, hair. He always wore his infamous blue jacket with a black shirt. His blue jeans were worn out in the knees. He had taken off his trademark red and white hat with the black Nike-like swoosh symbol on it and set it down in the grass.
"Mm why not?" James grinned.
"Because it's Ash's prized Pokemon! It was the first one he ever had!" Brock shouted, shifting his jade green jacket. His hair was a dark brown, and was styled in a spike-fashion. Along with always carrying a backpack, he never once did open his eyes.
"We know that, dumbass," Jessie crossed her arms. A little yellow rodent-like animal jumped out from behind Ash and squeaked. It was Pikachu. It had long pointed ears and a long jagged tail. It also had two little red electric generators, one on each cheek.
"Don't talk like that in front of little children!" Brock said, with a hint of tease.
"Hey!" Ash whined.
"Ohhh we're terribly sorry… Not," James said sarcastically.
"Enough of dis chit-chat, are we gonna steal this rat or what?" Meowth said and without an answer grabbed Pikachu by the tail and dragged him off.
"Meowth, careful, don't you remember what happens when you-" Jessie began but Pikachu had already unleashed its shocking thunderbolt attack. Meowth yipped like a dog and let go of it.
"Idiot, don't let it get away!" Jessie added and took off after Pikachu.
"Nice going, flea-bag," James said. Meowth cast him an evil glance. They both heard an explosion, followed by a zap. All three of them went plummeting backwards. They hit the ground hard, and James found that he was on top of Jessie.
"Oh! Uhh…" He blushed, not moving and staring into her eyes. She blushed as well, but after a moment or two of not knowing what to do, she kicked him off of her.
"Get off, James," she said. He was still red in the face. Meowth groaned from nearby.
"Ughh… Those twerps! Why I oughtta…" He started, but fainted before he could finish. Jessie walked over and picked him up.
"Come on, let's go home," she sighed and they started walking back. Pikachu ran back to Ash and jumped in his arms, squeaking happily.
"Pikachu!" He cried, hugging him. It gave a joyful jolt of electricity, shocking Ash. Misty started laughing.
"Looks like it's happy to see you," she teased.
"Heh, yeah. Come on, let's go find Zapdos!" He jumped up. Misty and Brock sighed and got up as well.
"You know, chances are we'll never find it," Brock pointed out.
"I don't care!" Ash shouted excitedly and kept marching forward.
"Twenty years later…" Misty joked. He turned around and gave her an evil look.
Meanwhile the TRio headed back to their house. Each Team Rocket agent and their partners got a condo, provided by the leader himself. It was figured that it would be easier to have all of the agents live in one single area. Each house was a fairly expensive two-story Victorian. Not one agent complained about the living conditions.
"Ahh home sweet home!" James sighed and threw himself onto the couch.
"We failed again… Boss is NOT going to be happy with us," Jessie groaned and sat down on the couch as well. James moved closer to her and rubbed her back.
"Aw, don't worry, I'm sure he'll understand," he said.
"Thanks James…" She said and looked at him.
"Yo, you two lovebirds! Do we got anything to eat? I'm starving!" Meowth shouted.
"Look in the fridge," Jessie suggested.
"Hey Jess?" James asked. She turned to look at him.
"What did I say about calling me Jess?" She said.
"Sorry, sorry. Well, it's just…" He couldn't say it. He had been in love with her since the moment they became partners in crime, and he only hoped that she did too.
"Yeah?" She asked, looking into his flashing green eyes.
"I-I-…" He started and leaned towards her to kiss her. The next thing he knew he was smacked across the face.
"JAMES!" She yelled, fury on her face.
"Oww…" He rubbed his cheek.
"James, you ignorant bastard, do you realize what would happen if we were to get together?" She shouted. Meowth was snickering in the background.
"We would-be happy?" He asked, bracing himself for another smack.
"NO! We'd go soft on each other, and then we'd NEVER get the job done!" She yelled at him.
"But-We never get the job done anyway…" He replied. That served him another smack.
"Shut up!" She raged.
"Hey, stop it! That hurts!" He cried. She turned on her heel and stormed upstairs. Before she got to the top, she turned around and yelled back,
"I hate you, James!" and slammed the door shut to her room. Meowth whistled from the couch.
"Geez, someone's not in a good mood!" He said, hopped off of the couch and walked over to James.
"So she really does hate me…" James said, hanging his head down low.
"I don't think she really hates you, Jimmy! Just give her time," Meowth explained.
"Thanks. But what did I say about you calling me Jimmy?" He said.
"Heh, sorry…" Meowth apologized.
So what do you guys think of the first chapter? Please R & R! :D