After glee Sam caught up to Kurt in the hallway. "Hey Kurt, would you mind coming over to help me with my glee project?"
"Sure I will drive you home. So what is it that you need help with exactly?
"Well I am going to need help deciding on a song that will convey my fear directly without bashing in people's skulls."
"Well I am a smorgasbord of songs but we might need to call Blaine for more options."
"Sure Blaine is fine but not any of the New Directions yet. I want them to be shocked at my fear. And I think that will be the only way I do not get ridiculed for it."
"Of course I will be willing to help but first I need to know what your fear is."
"I will tell you as soon as we get in your locked car with music playing."
"Wow paranoid."
"I think you will understand when I tell you it. "
They arrive at Kurt's car and are waiting for Kurt to find the Keys in his bag in order to unlock it. Kurt smiles "it's not any of these is it?Trichopathophobia - Fear of hair. Peladophobia - Fear of bald people. Melophobia - Fear of music. Lachanophobia - Fear of vegetables. -phobia - Fear of long words. Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter getting stuck to the roof of your mouth. Unatractiphobia - Fear of ugly people. Dromophobia - Fear of crossing the road. Pogonophobia - Fear of beards. Linonophobia - Fear of string."
"Oh fear of ugly I can use that. But no my fear is none of those." By that time Kurt finally opened the doors and they got in. Kurt turned on the radio and said, "Well then what is it?"
Sam mumbles "iamegeai"
"Oh so I was right I knew it. Don't worry I will neither judge nor out. I more than most people can understand hiding it, but did other people know at your old school?"
"Yeah at my old school the people were too well informed for anyone's comfort. I kept finding pink triangles hidden in my stuff and taped to me."
"Oh harsh."
"Ok I have I'm in Love With My Car by Queen, Michael by Franz Ferdinand, Looking for Love (in the Hall of Mirrors) by The 6ths, and a song from Avenue Q."
"Wow Kurt, it is impressive that you know all of those songs off the top of your head."
"There is a reason I did not fail out of Dalton and have one of the highest GPA's at school other that McKinley being full of Idiots. But allow Blaine and me to Preform The Avenue Q song for you please."
"Sure do you want me to call him for you?"
"sure use my phone. It is in the outer pocket of my purse."
"Wow you actually admit that it is a purse. Well yeah what else am I going to call it a European shoulder bag?" Sam Laughs while dialing Blaine.
"Funny but it's ringing."
Blaine picks up and says, "Hey baby."
Sam smiles, puts the phone on speaker and says, "Blaine I'm flattered that you like me that way but whatever will Kurt think?"
Blain replies startled, "who is this and why do you have his phone? I swear if this is Karofsky I will personally come by and whoop you so hard…"Kurt is laughing at this so hard he had to pull over. "Who is that in there laughing? Wait I know that laugh. Kurt?"
"Yeah honey."
"Then who answered your phone. That would be Sam I told you about him the guy with the lemon hair."
"Hey" Sam exclaims "I told Quinn that in confidence"
"Dude even I know not to tell Quinn anything and I only met her like twice. So Sam of the lemon hair why is it that you called."
"Well Kurt told me to have the two of you perform a song from I think it was Avenue Q for me today."
"Sure I have a light workload today and can use any excuse to see Kurt. Speaking of, Kurt which song?"
"My favorite. And meet at Sam's place I will have him text you the address."
"Ok the one with the book. I know it. I will see you both soon."
(Please stop reading at this point until you read the next chapter.)
I knew you wouldn't well don't say I didn't warn you away from the less shocking reveal.
At Sam's
Blaine and Kurt are both standing before Sam. "Ok some backstory for this song. Kurt is playing Nicky and I am playing Rod. We are roommates in a one bedroom apartment and I stress this not in a relationship."
Blaine pulls out a book from the shelf. And he speaks his part. (Bold italics)
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?
Kurt pretends to enter the room and exclaims
Oh, hi Rod!
Blain curses
Hi Nicky.
Kurt blathers on
Hey Rod; you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
Blaine says curtly
That's very interesting.
Kurt sits next to Blaine and acts out the behavior of the guy on the sub way and says
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Rod...
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
I don't want to talk about it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!
Yeah, but...
OVER!
Kurt finally gets ready to sing
Well, okay, but just so you know —
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
Nicky, please!
I am trying to read...Blaine turns his head to see Kurt making faces right next to his
What?
IF YOU WERE QUEER
Ah, Nicky!
I'D STILL BE HERE,
Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.
YEAR AFTER YEAR
Nicky!
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEARTO ME,
Argh!
AND I KNOW THAT YOU
What?
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,
I would?
Kurt sits on Sam's lap and looks him in the eyes while he sings
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU. Blaine came over to sit next to Sam on his other side gives Sam a hug then sit in a chair pretending to read again.
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?
Nicky, that's GROSS!
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
I am not listening!
AND HERE I'D STAY,
La la la la la!
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.
Aaaah!
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
BUT I'M NOT GAY!
If you were gay.
Argh!
Sam stood up applauding. "That was just amazing guys I just have one question about your characters."
Kurt interrupts, "Yes Rod is really gay. And what's more he is in love with Nicky."
"Oh, Ok then. Thanks again you two you somehow managed to give me enough confidence to sing one of the songs you told me about Kurt tomorrow at Glee. I'll see you both out."
Blaine asks Kurt before they get in their cars "is he?"
"Yup"
"Tell him good luck for me"
"Will do."
"Bye Kurt I love you"
"I'll call you later tonight and I love you two."
OK IT IS SAFE TO READ AGAIN.
NO REALLY AND I WANT YOU TO.
I still need help picking songs for Puck, Mike, Mercedes, and Kurt. Please respond with ideas and or fears. please i will send all who do a puppy!