Enter Delta Rocket
In an outdoor restaurant in Cerulean City ... Misty was under a little stress, even though she has a new ally as the Water Knight, a hotheaded klutz of a Ash Ketchum addicted girl named Macey the Knight of Fire Pokémon, instead of sweet May, the buxom teenaged beauty from the Hoenn Region (whom she was hoping was one of the other Knights she was searching for). Now she and a few of her friends are having iced tea. But a miserable Macey is sitting close to them for a reason to upset her a lot.
Two nights ago, at the Cerulean City Gym two nights ago... after taking such a nice hot bath... Macey decided to check her fabulous figure; she looked at the scale on the ground and cowered at it! Her mentor, Fire Spirit, asked her, "What's wrong, Macey?" Macey answered, "I'm afraid I've gained weight." Fire Spirit laughed at that and said, "Just check it then."
Macey gathered all of her courage and stepped on the scale... at the outside of the Gym, Macey screamed and cried in unhappiness (you could see the roof fly off by the force of the scream and flip 3 times over before returning into its original position!)! Back inside the bathroom...
Macey screamed out, "I'M A BIG FAT PIG!!!" Fire Spirit comforted her, "So you've gained at least 30 pounds, you still have a good figure." Macey wept, "NO I DON'T, I'VE LOST IT!" Ash & the others came running into the bathroom to see what's wrong—— Ash asked, "Macey, what the heck is wrong?" Then he realized that he's staring at her... naked. As he was about to leave...
Macey face-faulted and cried some more, "Go ahead, and leave; my beautiful figure is now ruined." Ash was curious, but didn't turn back to look, "What does that mean?" Macey cried again, "I'm gaining weight! I'M BECOMING A BIG FAT PIG!"
Ever since that miserable day (two days ago), Macey forced herself on a diet, no foods to eat, etc. Misty saw her waist is almost practically as slim as a violin's bow. Misty felt sympathy for the Ash Addict, "Eat or at least drink, you're becoming an old lady too fast." Macey wept, "Who cares? I'm staying on this diet until I'm back to my old self." May joked, "Why? Where you a grandmother before you have met Ash, Old Lady Meatball Head?" Macey cried at that statement too, "I'm not old!"
Brock was gaggling at the girly pictures in the newspapers as usual. Something in one of the pages interested Macey; exercising! Macey perked up again, "Exercising? That's a better idea! I'll burn off that fat by exercising!" As Macey got up to leave, Misty said to her, "Wait! You need to drink lots of fluids too!" Macey didn't listen to Misty's advice; she just went to a newly opened fitness club!
In one of the abandoned warehouse districts, the three former members of Team Rocket are still at work on some new items. Jessie held an armored glove and said, "I think my gloves need more color!" James was thinking about the new symbol representing them, "How should we modify our new logo?" Meowth suggested, "Try something other than a big fat red 'R'!"
Back in the fitness club Macey is in... Macey chanted, "I want to be thin! I want to be thin! I want to be thin!" Misty and the others joined up on their free will, because it might be a good idea. At the treadmill, Ash was at a blazing 25 miles per hour! Ash was amazed of himself, "Now that's speed for a human." An exhausted May panted out, "You can say that again, I'm defeated."
Brock was at the weight lifting area, tempted by the saying that women are attracted to really strong men (like Ash)! Max decided to go for the easy stuff, mainly because to start things off more gently, the other part is the pretty girls there! A young girl beside Max's right side asked him, "Are you sure you like to start off by this?" Max explained, "I'm more of the nerdy type, I may be smart, but I think I should also go for the strength as well. But I think I should things light weighted first." Another young girl beside his left sighed, "I think you're okay just the way you are." That girl's comment left Max blushing!
From underneath the gym... Jessie was checking on their new weaponry, "Recalibrate that barrel, James. I don't want the shells to be stuck." James said while he is at work at the lasers and blasters, "We've stolen secret plans, formulas, tools, and vehicles from our old job just to work on these!" Meowth responded, "We may have, but it's for a good cause to help the Pokémon Knights." James thought of something else and said, "Until our old friends try to find us." Jessie shrugged it off, "That's almost impossible, we've disconnected those chips that can easily guide them and smashed them under our feet."
After placing the piece of armor under a huge blowtorch flame, making it red hot, James placed it onto an anvil to work with it. Pulling out a big iron mallet, James pounded onto his armor to harden and reshape it. Meowth's mouth gapped open, "A good way to exercise those muscles." James asked, "Speaking of which, why did we have to move under this particular fitness club?" Jessie began to explain, "Think, James. What did you feel when that monster placed a chokehold onto your neck?" James answered, "Her evil thoughts." Jessie nodded and explained some more, "Exactly. By using our highly experimental ESP detectors, we can track down those dirty creatures. They detected evil thoughts within this vicinity, meaning that the Pokémon Knights' enemies are here." James asked, "And how are we going to make sure the Pokémon Knights don't fail?" Jessie answered, "With everything we've got and more!" James sighed, "I have a bad feeling about this."
Where Macey is, she's wearing herself out on an indoor bicycle. When she fell unconscious... Misty and May carried her to the Jacuzzi section of the club to revitalize her and refresh. Macey slowly woke up... Misty asked her, "Why are you doing this to yourself, Macey?" May added, "You're going to kill yourself that way."
Fire Spirit came beside Misty so she wouldn't be seen by May to whisper something to her, "With all that internal fire buildup, Macey is going to explode." Misty sarcastically asked, "Actual fire or figure of speech?" Macey groaned out saying, "I... need... to... regain... my figure."
Ash was awfully curious why everything was getting weird; first Macey is worried about getting fat, etc. Now he's seeing several women going down into the basement... but what was most frightening is that they're all skin and bones! Ash frowns and said, "This looks interesting." Pikachu agreed, "Pika. ("Yeah.")" Ash added in, "And not in a good way." Pikachu nodded, "Pika. ("Indeed.")"
Ash & Pikachu followed the women and found them all in individual crystalline blue chambers! Connecting these chambers is an illuminating orb! Ash found someone not human or Pokémon at all; creatures like the one when Water Knight first arrived, only this time they are aquatic as if they're mostly made up of water! Ash shouted, "What the heck?!?" The creatures heard him! He ran outside of the basement quickly to evade danger from them! Pikachu ran to Misty!
Misty scolded Pikachu, "Pikachu, in case you've forgotten... this is the girl's bathroom." Pikachu shouted, "Pika Pikachu Pika Chu Pika!" Macey regained some of her strength and asked, "Do you understand what Pikachu's saying?" Misty answered, "Barely." Macey complained, "Oh...! Laying in a Jacuzzi is going to make me fatter!" May sighs, "There is no end to their complaints, is there?"
Misty said, "Apparently it does not. I wonder where Ash is." Pikachu: pointed a finger in the air excitedly, "PIKA!" May shrugged, "Maybe Pikachu knows." Max's voice was heard outside the door, asking, "Hey, what is going on here?" Then they looked outside (of course they're just wrapped in big towels after getting wet), and found Ash sprawled on the ground... lacking energy fast! Misty, Macey, & May cried & screamed out in unison, "Oh, no! It's Ash!"
Max blushed and said, "Uh... Misty, Macey, May... YOU ARE MAKING A SHOW FOR THE MEN HERE!" The three of them remembered that they are half-naked in public, wearing nothing but the big towels! Max was right! A nearby man felt a nosebleed (or erection as you may call it), "Whoa, look at the legs on the pigtailed brown-haired woman!" Macey blushed, she noticed that she was wrong about herself being ugly, "I really am beautiful."
Then she snapped back into her senses, "WAIT A MINUTE! ASH IS ON THE FLOOR!" She asked her beloved, "Ash, are you okay?" But Ash was feeling weak from being attacked by something... Misty & Macey noticed claw marks on his back! They looked at each other and nodded! Macey sternly looked at May and said, "May, keep the boys excited while Misty and I head downstairs!" May got big-eyed and asked, "HUH?"
As Misty & Macey ran towards the basement... another man said, "Check out the boobs on that other hot brunette babe!" A third man added, "So huge!" May grabbed onto Ash and covered herself quickly, that got the men and women more excited. May got nervous, blushed and then shrieked, "This is a fitness club not a red light district!"
She felt something fall on her head, she looked up and found a humanoid robot suit and the form of a female, it is colored red with a silvery D & R interlocked with each other on the left breast. The metal mama gave May her fitness club outfit! A robotic version of Jessie's voice (coming from the metal mama) said to May, "Put that on. Don't worry; I'll use your towel to cover you so you can change quickly." May said, "Do it quickly, I hope your hands are fast!"
Within 3 seconds, none of the men got to see May's towel get undone before she got fully covered! Ten seconds later, the towel uncovered her, in her outfit! Ash barely had his eyes open... he finally got up fully after seeing May (in the nude)! He was the only one who got a glimpse of her! Ash panted heavily from the heat he felt! Robo-Jessie (the robotic woman with Jessie's voice) commented, "The way to a young man's heart, taking a glimpse at a precious part of a woman's body."
May whispered to Ash, "Did you actually see me?" Ash blushed and apologized, "Sorry." Then he shook his head to regain focus before shouting, "OH! THIS FITNESS CLUB IS A TRAP!"
Macey & Misty heard the thing from Ash! Macey grinned, "I thought so!" Misty followed, "And we know what to do!"
Misty stood in the middle of an ocean and cried out, "Water Power Male-Up!"
Misty exploded into a humanoid figure of illuminating blue water! A tidal wave came crashing from behind her!
As she resurfaced... her humanity returned to her, along with new clothes on; a pure white Sailor school-girl uniform with a short blue skirt, a blue ribbon on top of the back of her skirt, a blue ribbon on her center chest, a blue water droplet crystal in the center front of her chest ribbon, silver pearl-like gloves that reach from the tips of her nails up to her elbows, blue knee-length boots, a blue tail collar on the uniform, a blue choker with a golden dolphin fin in front, a pair of blue sapphire dewdrop earrings, a pink water lily hair band holding her ponytail, and a silver tiara with diamonds and sapphires!
A gentle rain came down on her, changing her appearance a little; changing it from normal redhead to redhead with blue stripes in hair, adding some blue lipstick onto her lips.
She opened her eyes and smiled, as well as posed. With a beautiful rainbow above the calm sea in the background while shouting, "Water Knight!"
Macey stood in the middle of an ocean of fire, shouting "Fire Power Make-Up!"
Macey exploded into a humanoid figure of red fire! Flame came erupting from around her and within...
As the flames calmed down... her humanity returned to her, along with new clothes on; A pure white Sailor school-girl uniform with a short red skirt, a red ribbon on top of the back of skirt, a red ribbon on center chest area, a red flame crystal brooch in the center front of the chest ribbon bow, silver pearl-like gloves (that reach from the tips of her nails up to her elbows), red knee-length boots, a red tail collar on the uniform, a red choker with a golden salamander in front, a pair of red ruby flame earrings, a pair of ruby hair jewels (a la Sailor Moon), and a golden tiara with ambers and rubies!
A gentle shower of sparks came down on her, changing her appearance a little; changing it from normal brunette to brunette with red stripes in hair, adding some red lipstick onto her lips. She opened her eyes and smiled, as well as posed. With a beautiful display of fireworks popping in the background shouting, "Fire Knight!"
Water & Fire Knight ran down the stairs and found the victims of the machine, slowly dying, as well as the aquatic monsters operating the life-draining machine! Fire Knight cursed, "Blast! They even have their Pokémon with them!" Water Knight patted her ally's shoulder, "Don't worry; we'll still save them!"
One of the aquatic monsters asked, "Who are you?"
Water Knight recited her motto; "I'm the Guardian of the Oceans, the Savior of the Seven Seas, champion of justice, and the aquatic defender of good against evil! I am... the Knight of Water Pokémon! By the power of water, I punish you!" Water Spirit finished, "And I'm her helping Guardian Spirit! The Spirit of Water Pokémon!"
Fire Knight recited her motto; "I'm the Guardian of the Fire Within All Good People, the Savior of the Singeing Flames, champion of justice, and the fiery defender of good against evil! I am... the Knight of Fire Pokémon! By the power of fire, I also punish you!" Fire Spirit finished, "And I'm her helping Guardian Spirit! The Spirit of Fire Pokémon!"
Water Knight started, "Using the dreams of people getting slim——"Fire Knight followed, "And becoming stronger and more powerful——"Then they both finished by both saying, "It's unforgivable!"
One of the aquatic monsters scoffed, "You're both at a disadvantage!" Another aquatic monster said, "We're practically each made up of 95 percent water!" Another one followed, "Your water attacks will only strengthen us!" And the fourth aquatic monster said to Fire Knight, "And your fire attacks will only make us warmer!"
Fire Knight sweat dropped, "Well... maybe if I fight hard, I'll lose weight." Water Knight also sweat-dropped, "Good idea."
Suddenly, May, Brock, Max, Robo-Jessie, & two others like Robo-Jessie came beside them! Ash said, "Pokémon Knights, we've got some help." Max commented, "If this is what we should call it."
Jessie voice was heard mechanically, "Okay villains, prepare for trouble."
A mechanical voice of James followed, "While you're at it, make it double."
"We're here to protect the world from devastation."
"And unite all peoples within every nation."
"And protect the rights of truth and love."
"And to extend our reach beyond the stars above."
"Jessie!"
"James!"
"Delta Rocket saving the world at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now, or prepare to lose the fight!"
A mechanical Meowth voice was followed, "Meowth, that's right!"
Wobbuffet appeared (in a "Suburban Commando" outfit) shouting, "Wobbuffet!"
Fire Knight asked, "So these villain wannabes decided to be hero wannabes?" Jessie said, "Thank you for giving away your secret." The aquatic monsters said in unison, "Uh-oh!"
James shouted, "Launching freeze missile #1!" The watery evil creatures screamed, "NO!" Meowth tried to stop his buddy from firing his blaster, "NO, JIMMY! NOT THAT ONE!" A blaster popped out of James' left glove... but what came out has a lot of Pokémon cat treats! James furiously but calmly asked his furry but armored up comrade, "Any more of those stashed away in our weapons, Meowth?" Meowth confessed, "Nothing more than that."
A fifth aquatic monster appeared and shouted, "Let's rust their armor and drown them before they do freeze us!" As they charged forward...
James shouted, "Launching freeze missile #2!" Finally a missile came flying out of the barrel of his blaster! As it hit home... KAPOW! The aquatic monsters are now ice sculptures!
Fire Knight asked, "Are they finished now?" Meowth frowned through his visor, "No. They'll eventually melt and come after us too."
Ash thought of something, "Can't fire and water attacks make stronger attacks?" Fire Knight screamed, "NOTHING IN MY HEAD CAN COME OUT!" Water Knight slammed a fist into her palm in joy, "No, the young man's right! I know a technique that requires both our powers to create a powerful attack!" Water Spirit grinned, "That's the spirit, Water Knight!"
Water Knight said, "The Torkoal Steam Shot!" Fire Knight understood what she meant!
Water & Fire Knights placed their hands together, pointed them towards the frozen aquatic monsters, and shouted together, "Torkoal Steam Shot!" A powerful and flowing stream of steam erupted from their palms and then, the aquatic monsters screamed at their demise while steam rose up in the room! As the steam cleared... the machine melted down into a pool of goop, the women got normal looking again!
Jessie scanned the area, "Zero traces of monster detected." James shook hands with Fire Knight, "Excellent work." Water Knight held a victory pose and thanked them, "All thanks to you." James winked, "Until the next time!" Then Delta Rocket left...
Back at the Cerulean City Gym... Macey is enjoying a nice hot bath; she sighed in happiness and said, "This feels so good." Misty was in the same hot tub as she is in, "Who would've thought that the power of steam could defeat water and ice?"
Macey looked at Misty in the eye, but she didn't mind, "Well, Tomboy. I think if we forget our differences. I bet our mission on finding our comrades would be easy." Misty followed "And it could start by—— STOP CALLING ME A TOMBOY, MEATBALL HEAD!" Macey defended, "HEY! TAKE IT EASY!"
Ash's voice was heard on the other side of the door saying, "Are you both taking a bath? May's thinking of joining you two." The two looked at each other and blushed! Misty asked, "Is he telling the truth?" Macey said, "That chick is going to make me fell incompetent!" The door opened to reveal May, in a cute pink bathrobe! Macey was right as she said, "Oh, god! She's even bigger than either of us!" Misty shrugged, "I guess this is the beginning of a difficult... but beautiful friendship." May perked up, "I agree!"
To be continued...