Remember one thing, this is a HUMOR! So voldemort isn't evil, so read on!
Everybody was screaming and running around in circles like maniacs.
Voldemort looked surprised. "Isn't this Jean Kathleen Rowling's house?", he read from a paper.
They calmed down a bit. "Yes, I'm Rowling", she panted. Running around in circles, screaming your head off, was exhilarating. "Why are you here?", Stephanie panted, for the same reason Jean was.
"Aro Volturi challenged me to a dark lord competition.", he said grumpily and slumped into a chair.
"He should be here any minute now…", he trailed off as the door was kicked down, and walked through was Aro, one of the three original vampires of Volturi. He bared his teeth. "Are you ready, wanna-be dark lord?", he snarled.
"Why you little_", Voldemort lunged for him and punched him. They heard a deafening crack of a bone being broken. Voldemort's hand had broken under the marble hard skin.
He stared in disbelief at his knuckle and muttered, pointing his wand at the knuckle, "Episky", and his hand was mended.
He pointed his wand at Aro. "Stupe_", just as he was going to stun the vampire, Rowling scolded his attempt. "If you want to duel or fight, do it outside, Voldy and Aro."
"Sorry", they mumbled. Voldemort put his wand in to his pocket. They both slumped down at the same time.
"So, anyway, it's only fair_", Carlisle was interrupted by another CRACK! Out side the door.
"Not again!", Stephanie complained as they screamed and ran in circles, not bothering to open the door.
Now, I don't think that the debate will go on. I also think that the story is going to end soon. Well, I don't know, you have to review to find out!