One morning at the Cerulean City Gym... Misty, Macey, & Casey weren't able to find Ash. Casey wondered, "I wonder where he could be." Macey disgustedly said, "For all we know, the buxom slut already has him in her Pokémon master coordinator hands." Misty thought of May with kindhearted thoughts, "Her soft and warm hands."
Casey & Macey just looked at Misty with looks of disgust on their faces! Macey scowled at her, "I thought you like Ash! Or is the tomboy turning into a bisexual slut too?" Misty countered, "I wouldn't be talking about sluts if I were you, Meatball Head." May's voice was heard, "I'm kind of glad you think of me in that kind way, Misty."
The 3 Pokémon Knights (in their normal forms) panicked; May, Ash's most beautiful girlfriend from Hoenn, has heard the whole thing!
May explained, "Ash has left for something important. I think he's gone into working someplace."
The "w" word rang through the three Ash Ketchum addicted heads; work. Misty said, "Work? Ash is getting a job? That's a new one." Macey defended, "I never thought he could ever think of that! I mean he's only––"May said, "17, going on 18." Macey slammed her hands on the ground, "Oh, forget the whole age thing! If he's getting a job, he must be growing up." Misty smiled a little, "At least he's changing."
Casey asked, "Don't Pokémon battles usually give us a few cents if we win?" Misty said, "Not a lot." Casey snapped her fingers in frustration, "There goes my theory." May sighs, "Maybe he just wants to become better. I've heard that he feels that he should help the Pokémon Knights."
Fire Spirit's thought-spoke to those who can here her, "This is very bad." Sensing their Helper Guardian Spirits' thoughts, the Knights kept thought contact with them. Casey thought-spoke, "What do you mean?" Electric Spirit replied back in thoughts, "If he gets too close to any of you, he'll be liable to expose your identities to the world. And do you want that kind of popularity?"
Misty's answered, "Uh, no." Misty said (normally), "May, where exactly have you seen Ash the last time?" May answered, "The front door."
That made matters worse. The three Knights went out to look for him, each one with two partners (Misty got May & Daisy, Macey got Brock & Violet, and Casey got Max & Lilly). They were completely unaware of the villainous couple on the rooftops: a blonde woman and a blue-haired figure...
Cassidy said, "As soon as we find those traitors, I'll crush Jessie's bones like this walnut!" Cassidy's actually breaking a walnut open with her bare hands! Butch said, "Who can blame you? Those three ran off with some of our best equipment."
Speaking of whom, in a dark room... the Evil Electric Knight kneeled to her leader, "My lord." In their cybernetic battle suits have their wrists and ankles wrapped together by a band of strange dark energy. A dark masculine figure said, "Ah, the three protectors of the Pokémon Knights: Delta Rocket." Jessie bravely stood up to him, "The Pokémon Knights will find their other allies, even without us to protect them!" James felt his true courage and shouted, "For once in my life, I'm more than ready enough to resist all of your tempting attacks, Evil Dark Knight!"
The leader of the Evil Knights is their own Evil Dark Knight; he's like Yami Marik (from "Yugi-Oh!") only bigger, meaner, black-haired, and more immensely powerful. He's dressed in gleaming black armor in the formation of many blades. He said to them, "You incompetents fell for our Water Knight's simplest trap, the vortex in the ceiling in the ladies' bathroom, and yet you are still not afraid to take a beating?" Meowth angrily shouted, "YES!"
Evil Dark Knight sighed, "Very well." And held out his armored hand at them, "Shadow Wave!" A black wave of dark energy shot from it at Delta Rocket! Even though they're armored, they still feel pain from the attack!
Back where Misty, May, & Daisy are... Daisy asked, "Like, what if Ash is having a part-time job at the construction site?" Misty scowled at her sister, "Are you nuts, Daisy? Don't you realize the dangerous things that have happened recently?" May commented, "Yeah, for all we know Ash is currently in the hands of the Pokémon Knights' enemies, the Evil Pokémon Knights."
Daisy imagined the almighty Ash Ketchum in the grasp of a gigantic dark monster (think of something like a Summoned Skull monster)! Misty, being the Water Knight (unbeknownst to almost everyone else), the sweat on both her and her sister made her see what Daisy is imagining! After imagining it, Daisy whistled! Misty sighed, "You really are an airhead, aren't you?"
However, May's imagination wasn't as offbeat as Daisy's, what May saw was Ash being in the chokehold of the Evil Dark Knight (which looks exactly like the one Delta Rocket's being tortured by). Misty thought to herself; "Does the Evil Dark Knight look like that? If so, how can she see it?"
Where Macey is... all she keeps hearing is Brock's flirting with Violet! One of Brock's flirts included, "So, Violet; you're a mature person and I'm a mature person. After this time for searching for Ash, why don't we do what mature persons really want to do?" Macey saw the R-rated images in Brock's mind due to her heat-powered extrasensory perception. Macey asked herself, "Why can't I do that with Ash?"
Violet shouted at him, "Why you! You disgusting creature! PERVERT!" Then she slaps Brock's face! The slap was so loud that it was heard throughout the entire city.
Where Casey, Max, & Lilly are... Max, after hearing the slap, calmly said, "Judging from that, I'd say Brock ran out of luck again." Casey nodded, "Sounds like that." Lilly said, "Like, totally."
Even the other three searching for Ash heard that slap from across Cerulean City, along with Brock's resounding "OW!" May sarcastically said, "I could do that, I just chose not to."
Suddenly, Misty felt a shockwave of psychic energy within her head! She saw Jessie, James, & Meowth in the hands, getting hurt by the Evil Dark Knight!
Daisy's voice from behind them screamed, "Like, help!" Misty & May turned to see... a shadow on the road sucking in Daisy! Officer Jenny came by, noticing this, "What's going on here?"
May shouted at the shadow, "Hey, you stupid shadow! If you're so smart, why don't you grab a hold me? I'm much better tasting than she is!" Daisy, disgusted by the tease, glared at May, "LIKE, HEY!"
Tempted by May's tease, the shadow lets go of Daisy, grabs a hold of May, and sucks her in! Misty tries her best to pull May out, but she got sucked in too! Daisy & Officer Jenny both panicked, "SHE'S GONE!"
Brock & Macey had the same problem when Violet tried to walk away from the downed Brock! Macey pushed Violet out of the shadow, as it sucked her in! Violet shouted at Macey, "Like, watch it! This is very expensive make-up! Huh?" She noticed that Macey was trying to save her!
Brock grabbed one of Macey's Sailor Moon pigtails and pulled on it tightly! Macey screamed, "OW! THAT HURTS!" Brock lets go of her hair and quickly says, "Sorry." Just like they lost Misty & May... Macey zoomed out of sight! Brock & Violet screamed in unison, "IT IS THE EVIL KNIGHTS' DOING!"
Max & Casey's problem was just as bad as the previous ones, Lilly's getting sucked in too! Casey said to her, "Lilly, hang on! I'll try to keep you out, while I get you out of this!"
Alone with Max, Casey couldn't do it on her own much, this shadow was a lot stronger than the other two! But then a dark figure appeared behind her and helped Lilly out of the hole! Surprisingly, his strength is like Superman's! The figure is a young man in a black leather jacket, black eye make-up (like "The Crow"), and brown hair & eyes. It's the Murkrow!
Casey blushed, "You're the Murkrow!" The Murkrow smiled, "In the flesh, Realm of the Evil Knights... here we come." Casey was still stuck in the shadow; apparently the Murkrow knew where it leads! Poof! As they disappeared, as did the shadow... Max & Lilly easily got worried, "NOT THE MURKROW OR CASEY TOO!"
In the Realm of the Evil Knights (as the Murkrow called it)... the 5 of them landed there, just behind Delta Rocket. Evil Dark Knight said, "I see my Dark Shadow Portals work like a charm." Misty frowned, "Your evil schemes end here, Evil Dark Knight!" May pointed at the Evil Dark Knight and said, "Hey, he looks just like how I imagine him! But where's Ash?"
Misty stood in the middle of an ocean and cried out, "Water Power Make-Up!"
Misty exploded into a humanoid figure of illuminating blue water! A tidal wave came crashing from behind her!
As she resurfaced... her humanity returned to her, along with new clothes on; a pure white Sailor school-girl uniform with a short blue skirt, a blue ribbon on top of the back of her skirt, a blue ribbon on her center chest, a blue water droplet crystal in the center front of her chest ribbon, silver pearl-like gloves that reach from the tips of her nails up to her elbows, blue knee-length boots, a blue tail collar on the uniform, a blue choker with a golden dolphin fin in front, a pair of blue sapphire dewdrop earrings, a pink water lily hair band holding her ponytail, and a silver tiara with diamonds and sapphires!
A gentle rain came down on her, changing her appearance a little; changing it from normal redhead to redhead with blue stripes in hair, adding some blue lipstick onto her lips.
She opened her eyes and smiled, as well as posed. With a beautiful rainbow above the calm sea in the background while shouting, "Water Knight!"
Macey stood in the middle of an ocean of fire, shouting "Fire Power Make-Up!"
Macey exploded into a humanoid figure of red fire! Flame came erupting from around her and within...
As the flames calmed down... her humanity returned to her, along with new clothes on; A pure white Sailor school-girl uniform with a short red skirt, a red ribbon on top of the back of skirt, a red ribbon on center chest area, a red flame crystal brooch in the center front of the chest ribbon bow, silver pearl-like gloves (that reach from the tips of her nails up to her elbows), red knee-length boots, a red tail collar on the uniform, a red choker with a golden salamander in front, a pair of red ruby flame earrings, a pair of ruby hair jewels (a la Sailor Moon), and a golden tiara with ambers and rubies!
A gentle shower of sparks came down on her, changing her appearance a little; changing it from normal brunette to brunette with red stripes in hair, adding some red lipstick onto her lips. She opened her eyes and smiled, as well as posed. With a beautiful display of fireworks popping in the background shouting, "Fire Knight!"
Casey stood in the middle of a thunderstorm in a plain of circuitry, shouting "Electric Power Make-Up!"
Casey exploded into a humanoid figure of golden electricity! A thunderbolt came crashing from above her...
As she resurfaced from the flash... her humanity returned to her, along with new clothes on; a pure white Sailor school-girl uniform with a short yellow skirt, a yellow ribbon on top of the back of skirt, a yellow ribbon on center chest area, a yellow lightning bolt crystal brooch in the center front of the chest ribbon bow, silver pearl-like gloves (that reach from the tips of her nails up to her elbows), yellow knee-length boots, a yellow tail collar on the uniform, a yellow choker with a platinum lightning bolt in front, a pair of golden lightning bolt earrings, a rosy red hair band, and a golden tiara with diamonds and ambers!
Small sparks of electricity flowed through her, changing her appearance a little; changing it from normal blue hair to blue with golden stripes in hair, adding some golden lipstick onto her lips. She opened her eyes and smiled, as well as posed. With a flash of lightning above the circuitry in the background shouting, "Electric Knight!"
May was surprised at what she just saw, "Misty, Macey, & Casey are the Pokémon Knights? This is beyond weird... and awesome!"
Realizing what they did... Fire Knight face-faulted, "I guess we have to erase her memories." May defended herself, "NO! I'll keep your secret safe, I promise. If Ash was here, he can keep that promise as well!" The Electric, Fire, & Water Spirits appeared around May examining her! Fire Spirit told them, "That was the truth! I'm sorry we've doubted that sense." Electric Spirit told May, "You see, so far... all of the Pokémon Knights are in love with Ash Ketchum." Water Spirit asked everyone, "Why should we be afraid of her?"
May shouted a loud answer, "BECAUSE ASH IS NOT HERE, HE'S IN OUR WORLD!" That shocked the Knights the most. Fire Knight asked, "Where is he?" May explained what she knows; "He got himself a job in Pallet Town. I don't even know what it is. I've wanted to tell you all that. I love him with all my heart as well. I feel like I want these unwanted feelings of nervousness to be blown away!"
As May shed tears from her eyes... a white aura surrounded her... and winds began to pick up! Unexpectedly, a white Spirit Ball appeared before May. The Spirit Ball transformed into a white ball of light with fluffy wing-shaped feminine hair, two pretty emerald eyes, a small mouth, and a tiara of rainbow feathers hovered over its head! May's Poké Balls instantly changed from normal Poké Balls to completely pink Poké balls with white feathers decorating each one!
The Murkrow smirked, "Looks like the Cutie is your Flying Knight." May became surprised at discovering who she is, "What? I'm one of you too?" Flying Spirit explained, "May, I'm your helping Guardian Spirit! The Spirit of Flying Pokémon! You know who you are!" They were all right. May knew who she is, one of the Pokémon Knights!
May stood tall and boldly shouted, "Pokémon Knights, LET'S DO IT!"
May's morphing sequence
May stood in the calm clear blue sky shouting out "Flying Power Make-Up!"
May spun like a top and formed a tornado from it! Feathers of all sizes, shapes, and colors came flying from without her...
As her small whirlwind died out... new clothes are on her; a pure white Sailor school-girl uniform with a short sky-blue skirt, a sky-blue ribbon on top of the back of skirt (like butterfly wings), a pink ribbon on center chest area, a golden sun crystal brooch in the center front of the chest ribbon bow, silver pearl-like gloves (that reach from the tips of her nails up to her elbows), pink knee-length boots, a sky-blue tail collar on the uniform, a pink choker with a silver feather in front, a pair of silver wing earrings, a pair of rainbow wing combs, a gold hair band, and a silver tiara with pink crystals!
Small gusts of wind blew through her hair, changing her appearance a little; changing it from normal brown hair to white hair with brown bangs and ponytail, adding some pink lipstick onto her lips. She opened her eyes and smiled, as well as posed. With a flash of sunlight appeared from above her in the background shouting, "Flying Knight!"
Fire Knight felt insulted, "No fair! She's got the most girlish outfit and her hair is more like an eagle!" Evil Dark Knight confidently and calmly said, "I'll handle this. Who in the darkest pits of Hell are you?"
With her newly enhanced speed, Flying Knight zoomed really close to Evil Dark Knight and posed some more, "Sometimes I'm a cute little girl on a bicycle, sometimes I'm a grand Pokémon coordinator, and sometimes I'm the first actual girlfriend of one of the hottest men in the world! But the truth is——"She jumped back, 50 feet up and away, onto the top of a nearby black pillar!
Flying Knight recited her motto; "I'm the Guardian of the Skies, the Savior of the All Weather, champion of justice, and the high-flying defender of good against evil! I am... the Knight of Flying Pokémon! By the hearts of all that fly, I punish you!" Flying Spirit finished by saying, "And I'm her helping Guardian Spirit! The Spirit of Flying Pokémon!"
Evil Dark Knight began charging at Flying Knight, "You're mine!"
Cutey Honey
/ She's the sort of girl who's always in fashion /
/ And her behind is the cutest one we know of /
/ Please look my way Honey! /
/ On account of, on account of just because /
Evil Dark Knight shouted, "Umbreon Pursuit!" and glowed with a black aura, Flying Knight called out, "Beautifly Silver Wind Barricade!" as she span in a circle, a sparkling silver wind formed around her body! As the Evil Dark Knight reached the wall of her defense... the sparkle weakened him as his armor got scratched!
/ Oh pretty please, oh pretty please, /
/ Please don't hurt my heart this way /
/ The fast drumbeat of my heart /
/ Tickles, tickles, ticks deep inside! /
/ Oh, don't No don't /
/ Give me that look in your eye /
Flying Knight shouted out, "Pidgeot Mirror Move; Umbreon Pursuit!" Her body radiated with black energy and she charged into the weakened Evil Dark Knight, knocking him down to the ground!
/ Honey Flash! /
Flying Knight called out, "Wings of Flight!" A rainbow-colored aura appeared onto Flying Knight's back and transformed into the most beautiful set of wings that are like that of a Beautifly. Flying Knight came flying towards the ceiling to avoid any more attacks from the downed Evil Dark Knight.
The Murkrow said, "She has some serious potential." Murkrow agreed by cawing, "Murkrow. ("I like her already.")"
Coming from behind her was the Evil Flying Knight! She is clad in a purple bikini with straps connecting the pieces together with the thick gloves and the garter-length boots! Her body is like Flying Knight's, except that her hair is an evil shade of violet! Over her eyes and ears is what appears to be a Virtual Reality headset with bat wings over the earpieces.
She grabbed the Flying Knight by the neck, squeezed hard, and turned her to face her! The Evil Flying Knight says to Flying Knight, "Are you attempting to get your dirty little hands on my lord, the Knight of Flying Pokémon will not accept this!" Flying Knight said, while beginning to choke, "Unless you haven't noticed, I am the true Knight of Flying Pokémon! And you blow a lot of hot air! So blow!"
/ She's the sort of girl who's always in fashion /
/ And her breasts are the nicest ones we know of /
/ Please look my way Honey! /
/ On account of, on account of just because /
On the ground... the Murkrow pulls out 2 Poké Balls and says, "Oh, yes. Ash Ketchum sends his regards." Then he threw one of them towards Water Knight and the other towards Flying Knight! The Poké Balls morphed; one morphed into a Water Knight Ball and the other morphed into a Flying Knight Ball!
/ Oh pretty please, oh pretty please, /
/ Please don't come close at all /
/ Pressure build up in my brain /
/ Giggle, giggle, laughter comes out! /
/ Oh, don't No don't /
/ Give me that look in your eye /
/ Honey Flash! /
The Water Knight Ball opens up to reveal... a fox-like blue Pokémon with blue fur and a furry tail that's shaped like that of a mermaid's. Water Knight never saw that Pokémon before, "What's this?" The Murkrow explained, "An Aqualu, a Pikachu evolved from the use of a Blue Antlantean Crystal Scale. It changed from an ordinary electric-type to an electric and water-type. Her little howl can flood away any adversary."
The Flying Knight Ball opens up to reveal... a Togetic! Evil Flying Knight laughed, "A Togetic? You're kidding me." Flying Spirit called to her respective Knight, "Flying Knight, I don't know how Ash Ketchum did this but... shout out 'Togetic Metronome'!"
Flying Knight knew the risk and said, "Togetic... Metronome!" The others overheard what she said as she waved her free hand back and forth––
Water Knight panicked, "YOU DON'T MEAN THAT ATTACK!"
The upcoming attack came to her!
/ I'm going to change /
Flying Knight called out, "Heaven Blast!" A hurricane blasted from out of nowhere, freeing Flying Knight from the near death grip! Evil Flying Knight cried in pain, "How can you be that lucky? NO!" In the process, she saved her gift Togetic!
/ She is a girl with a tender smile /
/ She takes everyone's breath away /
/ Yes, her name is Honey /
Togetic smiled in the arms of her new master, "Togetic! ("Thank you!")
/ She's so cute, a sweet warrior of love /
Flying Knight: You're welcome.
/ So Honey, just tell me /
/ The danger we will face /
/ You don't have time to cry /
/ Wipe your tears away /
/ Who did it? They did it! Now is the time to change /
/ Honey Flash!! /
The other Knights, the Murkrow, and Delta Rocket got caught in the Heaven Blast along with the Evil Knights! With each loop she circled, Fire Knight slowly said, "Flying–– Knight–– you–– idiot!" Flying Knight quickly said, "Sorry!"
/ She is a girl with a perfect look /
/ She makes every move cool and smooth /
/ Yes, we call her Honey /
/ She's the one; she's the key to our peace /
The Murkrow checked out what's happening, "They're weakened but they'll still send monsters after us!" James shouted, "Let's get out of here!"
/ So Honey, just show me /
/ The power you have in yourself /
/ You know that's the only way /
/ To save our precious world /
/ I need you, we need you, now is the time to change /
/ Honey Flash!! /
Water Knight, "Since we have more than one way out; we must combine our powers, Knights!" Water Spirit is pleased by her Knight's thinking, "GREAT THINKING, WATER KNIGHT!"
/ I'm going to change! /
Water Knight shouted, "Water Power!" Fire Knight followed, "Fire Power!" Electric Knight came after her, "Electric Power!" Flying Knight finished, "Flying Power!" Together, the Pokémon Knights shouted together, "Teleportation!" Zap! In a flash of multicolored lights, the Pokémon Knights, their Pokémon familiars, the Murkrow, and Delta Rocket vanished from the Realm of the Evil Knights!
Back in Cerulean City... they reappeared at the Gym! The Murkrow nodded to the Knights, "Excellent work, Knights. I will see you again. Sayonara!" The Murkrow and his pet fled from the scene. Flying Knight looked at Delta Rocket and asked, "Shouldn't you 3 be blasting off again?" Jessie, James, & Meowth saluted to her, "Yes, ma'am!"
The Delta Rocket members' feet of their cyber-suits exploded like the thrusters of a space shuttle as they went up to the sky! Jessie said, "Well we didn't now." James followed, "But on the bright side, I like doing this thing a lot better." Meowth said, "Me too!" Jessie shrugged and placed her arms crossed behind her head, "Well, what the heck! We are still heroes!" Jessie, James, & Meowth said in unison, "And Delta Rocket's blasting off again!" As those three vanished into the afternoon sky...
Later, within the Cerulean City Gym... Water Knight thanked their new Knight, "I'm glad you're one of us." Flying Knight smiled, "I'm glad I am too." Fire Knight clapped her gloved hands together, "I bet we all are." Electric Knight lightly punched her friend's shoulder before laughing, "You win that bet."
Water Knight held out her hand, flat like a hieroglyph, within the circle of her friends–– "To the future of all life of our world." Fire Knight followed Water Knight's routine with her hand on top of hers and a smile on her cute face. "To the future of all virtues that burns brighter than others." Electric Knight excitedly smiled and quickly placed her hand on top of Fire Knight's hand! "To the future of the unity of all nature, technology, magic, and all other things!" Flying Knight joyfully smiled and also placed her hand on top of the stack–– "To the future of all dreams of all living beings big and small!" Water Knight said, "Fighting crime––"Fire Knight followed, "Protecting the innocent––"Electric Knight followed up, "Working for world peace––"Flying Knight finished, "And saving the world!" Together, the Pokémon Knights shouted and raised their hands to the sky, "Pokémon Knights to the rescue!"
To be continued...
