Joanne and Stephanie set up the Lay-Z-boy recliners in binocular distance of the battle.
Dumbledore was voted as the referee.
"All violence under M rating allowed, all abilities and spells. Wait for my thumbs up or down before killing your assigned opponent", Dumbledore recited.
He matched everyone up, even making groups.
Fenrir Greyback, Remus Lupin, Teddy Lupin, and numerous other werewolves were against the pack.
Marauders and Lily Evans Potter against Carlisle, Emmett, Edward, Jasper and Alice.
Death had joined The Harry Potter Fandom, so Fred had a happy reunion with his family, as did Remus, Tonks, Dumbledore, and many others.
Voldemort and the Death Eaters joined in as well, after reading the Twilight books.
The fight commenced.
Everyone else was odd jobs, whereby they could fight who they wish.
One particular OC from fanfiction was allowed to fight Bella.
"But I want someone whose harder to take down than Stupefy and AK!", she whined.
Dumbledore considered.
Jacob, Sam, Rosalie and Bella were up against Alice, Ginny, Hermione and Bellatrix.
Bellatrix unsheathed a silver dagger and cut off numerous of Bella's body parts.
"Incendio"
Dumbledore made thumbs up sign.
"I've always hated dogs", Alice muttered as she jumped on the back of the phased Jacob.
He growled and Renesmee screamed and ran up as Alice pulled out her wand.
She rolled her eyes. "You were an annoying baby", she stated.
"Sectumsempra"
Rosalie and Bella lunged, as did the other vampires from Twilight.
Renesmee had enough blood to feed them all.
While they fed, The Harry Potter characters killed them off with discreet thumbs up from Dumbledore.
After they were all dead, Dumbledore set a box of red cards in front of them.
"They didn't wait for a thumbs up?", Alice guessed.
"Yeah, and they didn't give any to Sanguini. Had to kill him", Dumbledore replied.
They all shrugged and walked back into IWM's computer, chatting and laughing as they went back to their fanfictions.