Aaww, I'll miss you too! And you, and you and that anonymous reviewer who never reviewed again, and…
Joanne rested her chin in her hand, elbow on the tabletop.
"You know, we should tell everyone about our experience", she said.
"Who'd believe us?", Stephanie sighed.
"Right…", Joanne trailed off. "HEY!", she made Stephanie jump as she jumped up herself.
"What?", Stephanie asked, annoyed, as she tried to clean the latte off her velvet skirt.
"We can have some insane Fanfiction writer write it for us!", Joanne explained in one breath.
"Brilliant! Let's call that one whose been filming us all this time!", Stephanie said, abandoning her tissue.
A small girl with a bright orange shirt and blue girl guide pants appeared next to their table, eyes shining behind her wire framed glasses.
"I thought you'd never ask!", The girl, as she was called, Alice, exclaimed as she plopped down next to Joanne and started typing frantically on her laptop.
"DOES THIS SHOP HAVE WI FI!", she yelled across to the counter.
The fancy pants man jumped and replied, stuttering, "Y-y-yes Miss"
She plugged in the password.
When a waitress came to ask her if she wanted anything, she snapped, "Don't bother me! When my reviewers start throwing the crates and books, I'll mention you!", and she went back to tapping at her laptop again.
Joanne leaned across to Stephanie and whispered, "I think I like this girl already"