Harry's Vegas Weddings

It was morning and the room looked like a hurricane hit it, clothes were everywhere and a young man was in bed. He was the filling of a gorgeous female sandwich. He started to wake up and stretch, he had messy black hair and a lightening bolt on his forehead. He slowly started to open his eyes they were a vibrant green he snuggled in to something soft and warm. He felt a pair of arms wrap around his body, he slowly started to leave the warmth of the arms and reached for his glasses. He put them on and started to look around.

"What the? Where am I?" He said, "Oh yeah, I'm in Vegas with Sirius and Remus. What happened last night?" He got up and started to get dressed, he was going commando and slipped on the jeans he wore. He was about to put on a shirt when he heard a voice coming behind him.

"Good morning, dear." He turned around and saw a beautiful young woman with shoulder length auburn hair and brown eyes, she was in one for the hotel's robes. She had a nice body and had a soft, spine-melting Romania accent.

"Um," he said. "Who are you?"

"I am Lady Wanda Maximoff Hogwarts." She said as she showed him her wedding ring. Harry paled, he was Lord Hogwarts. The heir of all 4 founders, regardless of the fact that she is claiming the title of Lady Hogwarts she is really Lady Gryffindor.

"Um, it's nice to meet you." He said, Wanda smiled went over and kissed him on the lips.

"You too my husband." Harry was still freaking out a little because, he was married and not even 16 yet. Just then they heard a voice.

"Don't worry, what we have planed for your sweet 16 I think you are going to enjoy." She had short blond hair, blue eyes, was tall and was very well built. She was in one of the robes. Harry just stared at her, "My name's Karen Potter, formally Starr. I am the Lady of the House of Potter." She went over and kissed him on the lips.

"Heh, so you know that..." He started.

"That you are under age?" Said another beautiful woman. She had auburn hair and brown eyes, she was dressed in a T-shirt, cargo pants, and boots. "Yes, we do."

"Um."

"I am Lady Talia Black, formally al Ghul." Harry remembered that Sirius had named him the new Lord Black and was the new Lord Potter, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Slithern, Pervell, Emerys and Hogwarts. Then another young woman was up in a black laced bra and panties. She was also tall, as tall as Karen had shoulder length blond hair blue eyes. She was lightly tanned and beautifully built. She looked at Harry and smiled.

"Good morning sweetheart," she kissed him he wrapped his arms around her.

"Who are you?" He asked.

"I am Carol Emerys, Lady of the House of Emerys." She said as she slipped on a robe.

"Good morning beautiful." He said, then a 6 foot 8, green skinned, haired and eyed amazon in a T-shirt, purple T-back panties and ankle socks. "Whoa, don't tell me she's a wife?" She looked at him and smiled.

"Jen Walters Hufflepuff, Lady of the House of Hufflepuff." She wrapped her arms around Harry and looked deep into his eyes. Then kissed him passionately, "nice to meet you Harry." Harry was in a daze, then he shook himself out of it.

"Okay," he said. "Lady Hogwarts?" Wanda nodded, "Lady Potter?" Karen smiled, "Lady Black?" Talia nodded, "Lady Emerys?" Carol nodded, "lastly Lady Hufflepuff?" Jen smiled. "Anyone else?" Just then there was a knock on the door. "Now what?" He walked over to the door to answer it. "You better be a tall man with shaggy black hair." He opened the door and sure enough it was Sirius. "SIRIUS!"

"Hey pup," he said. "I have something to tell you."

"Yeah me too," said Harry.

"Is it about your marriages?"

"How did?"

"I met the wizard that was impersonating Elvis that married you."

"Then we must have certificates. Jen?"

"On it!" She looked around and found them sure enough all of them were signed by Harry but with a different last name.

"Anyway pup, last night I got married."

"Married? You?"

"Yeah pup. Would you like to meet her?"

Harry shrugged, "sure why not?" He pulled her out, had green skin, long rose red hair, green eyes and was covered in ivy. She also had on a red shirt, when she looked at him, tears slowly started to fall out of her eyes. She slowly started to reach for her son.

"Harry!" She cried, the color drained out of his face and he fainted Jen quickly got behind him to catch him.

"Well," said Sirius. "He took that better that I thought."

TBC

Note: This story came from a challenge by 'Bloody Brandy' but I did throw in some Marvel women as well and did the old 'Harry-is-the-heir-of -the-founders' thing. I hope you enjoy it. As you can tell, these are not my characters.