Hello once again audience, last time I got dropped into Ponyville and now I get slapped in the face by fate. Again.
Fate Chapter 2: Confusion, Yay!
As I got out of Twilights balloon or borrowed balloon I guess I suddenly felt a very painful well, pain in my legs and chest.
"OW! Yep they're broken" I said falling forward and grimacing at the pain I was now experiencing in the front half of my body, every muscle and nerve aching to be ended.
"Oh no! Come on, we need to get you to the hospital" Twilight said to me as she picked me up with magic and put me on her back, I could tell I was heavier than she expected because she let out a little oof as I landed on her back.
I must've passed out a few minutes after that because when I woke up I was in the hospital and my first thought was that was the strangest dream ever and then I gained full consciousness to see seven faces staring, Twilight, her friends and Spike, her little dragon assistant I knew from the show.
Let's just say that that was fates second slap to the face, and it hurt. A LOT! Trust me I've been slapped a lot in my days, but a pony slap by an over excited Pinkie Pie will really wake you up from a comatose state.
"OW!" I shouted putting my hand well hoof to my face to feel the burning sensation in my cheek "what was that for?" I asked, raising an octave to get my point across. I just don't understand ponies sometimes.
"I wanted to make sure you were awake" said Pinkie Pie hopping around the room like Pepé Le Pew chasing that cat from the old Looney Toons cartoons. "Besides, I felt obligated to say WELCOME TO PONYVILLE!" she shouted that last part to get the point across I guess.
"Now, now sugar cube, no need to scare the bejeebers out of him" said Applejack, the only distinctly southern pony of the group. "He just woke up from a three day coma and that's how you treat him?" Wait, THREE DAY COMA holy Jesus above on a stick, that's another slap to the face I thought to myself before saying "Did you say three DAY?" "Yes sir" AJ told me.
A few hours passed with them giving me a, pardon for the military terms, SITREP, on the things that had happened and why I was out cold for three days.
"Well it was a lot worse than it looked so the doctors induced a medical coma for three days to let you recover from all of well, this" Twilight told me before she started out
"Wait before you go, what's my name?" I asked her, sounding a little bit silly but asking anyway. "Regal Charmer, a fine name at that, why, don't you know your own name?" she asked me jokingly.
"Well, it's a somewhat mediumly-long story that I will tell you all about when I get out of this god forsaken place" I said chuckling a little at the end, even though it was a really strange thing to say. In all honestly though, I hate hospitals, after everything that happened to me and my friends in the stories I wrote before I became a pony, and then I realized that I left my laptop in my bag that I brought with me because I wasn't sure what would happen.
After another 2 days of physical therapy I was released from the hospital and I decided it would be best to go to Twilights tree library but when I got there it was dark, and I had a hunch I knew what was going on, but I just decided to let it go and enjoy the oncoming surprise party and sure enough, when I opened the door, everypony jumped out at me shouting surprise.
It was all fun for about 25 minutes when the power suddenly went out and the main door was kicked open. "Oh crap" I said in the dark to myself, knowing that an old enemy had found me.
I hope you enjoyed that chapter because I plan to make alot more where this came from