Chapter 3: Explanations
If you don't recall what happened last time here is a recap: After another 2 days of physical therapy I was released from the hospital and I decided it would be best to go to Twilights tree library but when I got there it was dark, and I had a hunch I knew what was going on, but I just decided to let it go and enjoy the oncoming surprise party and sure enough, when I opened the door, everypony jumped out at me shouting surprise.
It was all fun for about 25 minutes when the power suddenly went out and the main door was kicked open. "Oh crap" I said in the dark to myself, knowing that an old enemy had found me.
So in the dark I used my magic to light up the room before grabbing my knife which I always keep sheathed to the inside of my leg, well back leg now I guess, but not the point my point is I sent my magic going everywhere to keep the area lit up in time to see my foes charge at me with knives of their own.
"Fuck, I thought these guys were dead" I said to myself before jumping off a wall to avoid a slash from the leaders blade before landing like in the movies while he fell to the floor, bleeding profusely from his head.
I didn't have time to examine my kill because soon I was fighting off another one. He slashed at me but I ducked and kicked, or bucked as Applejack would say, him in his well um for lack of a better word scrotum (ball sack). After he fell I ran passed him, tearing his side open and spilling his lower intestine on the floor.
The third and final assailant then, seeing me kill his partners, dropped the knife and ran. I never gave him the chance as I used magic to snap his neck, quick and painless. I then noticed everyone looking at me.
"Get out of here you guys, I need to do some private explaining" I said to the guests before trotting out the door to get my story straight. Ok now how am I gonna say this? I can't just say "hi I'm from a different dimension with a group of trained assassins after me" that would just sound weird.
I was quickly interrupted by Twilight talking to me. "REGAL!" she snapped at me
"Who what, I'm up" I said, startled getting up. "Oh yeah, come on I'll try to explain this best I can without being scary" I said getting up.
So inside I shut the door, locked the windows and closed the curtains before my mediumly-long story.
"Look first I have to say I'm not from this dimension, I'm from another place called, and well that's not important. Anyway the reason I asked what my name was because I thought it would sound weird if I was walking saying 'hi my names Alexander Czarnecki, what's yours?' are you following along so far?" she nodded "Ok good" I continued "and I was brought here by my friend Rick who made this trans-dimensional transporter thingy and I ended up here" I said finishing up
"But what about the assassins who tried to kill you" Twilight asked me after a minor silence
"Oh yeah that, well I don't know how THEY got here but their an organization called the RASP, Radical Assassins Service Program and I kinda killed their head of staff on a mission because I'm also a secret agent, or was at least, and I had been running sabotage missions on them and now they kinda want me dead" I said finishing my story. "Now we should um clear out the bodies before they start to stink"
So we cleared out the bodies and cleaned up the blood and it was REALLY messy, but anyway after we were done I found my bag, Twilight told me she took it and kept in the closet for me, and I thanked her. I found my wallet in the bag and pulled out a picture I kept in there for good luck, me holding a trophy I won in baseball.
"That's me, from where I'm from" I said handing her the picture. I wasn't anything special, 5'4, 121 pounds, 13 years old, dark blonde hair, and I a huge ass brain filled with knowledge on just about every major modern military conflict from the American Revolution to the newest Iraq war, and I told Twilight that last part and she looked up at me.
"You like reading and learning?" she asked me with a glint in her eye. "Um yeah, I love reading and writing" I replied that's when she ran up and hugged me "finally someone who understands" "um what?" I asked a little confused on what she meant. "None of my other friends like reading or learning, so now I have someone to talk to!"
We didn't really talk that much later on that night, but I realized when she hugged me that she had the best smelling hair in the world, and I then thought that I was in love. No that's crazy, I've only known for a few days I scolded myself, then I remembered the show and said "Oh yeah" "What?" Twilight asked me, coming up from behind me out of the main library. "Oh nothing" I replied
A few hours later I was laying on the floor of Twilights bedroom while she was sleeping and I decided to pull out my laptop to continue writing my story, the only problem would be getting it. Twilight was kind of wondering about it and now it was under her pillow, but because I had been through 4 years of stealth training I could easily get out from under her pillow.
I then creeped silently downstairs to the kitchen, pulled up a chair and began writing. I couldn't really think of anything to write so I just started a new chapter on my book I was currently writing called Months.
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I woke up the next morning to find Twilight staring at me. "Ugh what happened" I said when I saw he not looking at me, but at my book. I got up a little embarrassed.
"Heh, it's not the best story out there, but I think it's coming along nicely" I said getting up so she could read it more. "It's not that good you're right, but I like it" she said taking her eyes off the computer screen to look at me "I think you'd make a very good author" she said to me "Oh well thank you Twilight" feeling a little awkward and wondering when I fell asleep "I kinda based it off a dream I had a while ago" I said. It was then that she let me have it "Alex" she said calling me by my real name "I love you too"
I love plot twists, don't you? Anyway thanks for reading another exciting chapter Fate Will Slap You in the Face. Hard