Side Note: Just a little reminder, I added a little shoujo yuri to the mix in this chapter with a little dream Roy has about Olivier and Riza together. They're one of my favorite yuri couples I would think of from FMA. Well, anyway chapter 4 is on folks as we see if Roy and Riza can get the lost child in mind Olivier out of base!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist. Belongs to Arakawa-san!

Chapter 4: Mission Objective-Complicated

Central HQ, The Infirmary

Olivier still kept her hugs pressed against the woman who thought would be her "mother." That woman would be the first lieutenant, Riza Hawkeye. She smiled in shocked to see that the major general, as a child would actually hug her.

"Colonel. Would you mind telling me what's going on with major general Armstrong?" Riza said as she struggled around to calm Olivier down off of her.

Roy was speechless over what has unfolded before him. His face was wide enough to fill in happy face signs, along with nosebleeds spurting from his nostrils after seeing two women hug each other. "EEEEHHHH…?" The flame alchemist said absentmindedly.

He even feels the rumble within his trousers after seeing the excitement imagining the two women hitting it off, in addition while wearing their usual blue uniform issue and miniskirts.

The colonel then drooled in his mouth picturing the stuff he liked seeing between the two women before him in his own fantasies.

(Roy's dream sequence)

Riza: "Oh ma'am, you have the most beautiful lips ever! But you as a whole mean something more different. I would like to feel more of it."

Olivier: "Whatever you say, my little muffin!(soft giggles). Oh lieutenant!

Riza: Oh ma'am…

Olivier: Oh lieutenant...

The colonel then thought more as his mouth began to drool like a water ravine from his mouth.

The two women hugged and kissed passionately within a flower background, then they started to undress each oth-

"Colonel! Are you there?" Riza snapped as she yelled towards the dumbfounded colonel, in resulted ending his perverse dream sequence.

Roy then woke up and wiped off the saliva in which he was drooling from his mouth. His own water extended from his mouth going down wetting to the top of his uniform collar.

"Huh? What? Oh sorry, lieutenant…Just lost in thought about the major general's mental state…" Roy snapped back to his senses as he blushed and chuckled nervously, as he pulled his collar to let a shame of air out of him.

The blonde lieutenant then face palmed on his usual sick fantasy antics.

Ed and Al both let out a deep sigh in disappointment. "That's colonel Mustang for you."

Olivier still clung to Riza like a small girl vising on a small fabric part of her mother's clothes. The lieutenant was wearing the usual blue military blue tunic issue of the regular army. As for Olivier, she still had the infirmary fatigues she wore after being submitted to the infirmary.

"Mommy, mommy! Can you get me a dolly, pretty please?" Olivier said giddily towards the first lieutenant.

Riza then turned her head on the side and doubted of the answer she would give. "Ummm…ummm…" she said nervously towards Olivier. And letting out an embarrassed smile towards the innocent girl at heart Olivier.

The lieutenant couldn't imagine much weird about a grown female officer, who would be stern and cold serious, be smiling and acting like an 8-year old the next moment.

Roy then looked over to both Riza and Olivier where they were near the doors, the turnip-haired blonde finally released herself. She turned looking at Roy with seriousness.

"Sir, if you don't mind teling me, but what is going on with major general Armstrong?" Riza questioned, while she looked down on Olivier, as she giggled while was tugging a lower fabric of her blue uniform.

"Can I get a dolly today, mommy?" Olivier smiled as her eyes sparkled towards the lieutenant.

Riza was then taken aback of what was strange in front of her. "It seems we have a big problem now, colonel. We can't let her be seen on base in that mindset. It would be an embarrassment on her reputation and the pride of the military." The lieutenant said.

Roy then sighed and headed to a nearby chair and slumped down. "She was in an accident by one of Ed's pranks yesterday, lieutenant. The major general was at the wrong place at the wrong time, as Ed let out a projectile onto the her by surprise while in the hallways."

The colonel glared at Ed for the wrongdoing. Ed looked at him defeated and had his expression frown the other way.

"Furthermore, she was hit on the right side of her head and crashed near a one of the office walls in headquarters. The doctors noted that she somehow recovered, but her personality was shifted to a different pesonality." The flame alchemist added.

Riza led out a gasp of what she heard. "So that means she survived the accident, but the major general's mind is switched to a mind of a child, right?" She stated.

"Mm-hmm." Roy nodded in agreement. "I wonder how we're gonna retrace our steps in which is the answer to bring Olivier back to normal." The colonel thought as he was posing hi head near his fist in thinking mode.

The colonel then looked on Olivier as she giggled frequently and let go of Riza as she went over hugging on Ed, as he then struggled with a desperate face to let her go.

"AAAAHHHH! Let me go, Olivier! You're hurting me!" Ed yelled as he struggled with Olivier's strong hugs.

"Dolly, I want a dolly now Ed!" Olivier pleaded as her eyes glittered with tears.

Al giggled on the sight of Ed's situation. "Brother, it looks like you have someone to play with often ever since we played with Winry like that when we were little!" The armored brother explained.

"Cut it out, Al. Don't remind me of that psycho-wrenching automail addict's name, EVER!" Ed snapped, as he was still trying to regain some ground from Olivier's strong grips around him."

"Ok, Ed! Can you please tell daddy to buy me one?" Olivier said as she finally let go of him by easing on her grip around the pipsqueak's neck, and then he distanced himself a bit from her.

Ed huffed and favored his chest to recover some air after the ordeal. "Colonel, would you mind getting miss Olivier a dolly for her, please? I'm not daddy material yet!" Ed yelled as if his lungs were being crushed under a tire of a car.

Roy had his face uneasy at the answer Ed gave him. "Um, daddy…? Me…?" The colonel let out a little embarrassed steam out of his collar. "I'm still young to be a father, fullmetal." He said more with apprehension.

Lieutenant Hawkeye then glared him in contempt of his cowardness to a child. "Colonel, you stand up being the father now! After all, she called you daddy. Now have her checked out of the infirmary and take her to the toy store now."

Roy looked at Riza nervously. "C'mon, lieutenant. Didn't she called you mommy as well?" The colonel protested.

"Fine, we'll both go with her. We have to get her checked out of the infirmary first." Riza stated while looking on Olivier.

Olivier then let out a burst of happiness from her expression upon hearing the news. "Yippee! I'm going to get a dolly with mommy and daddy!" She roared in excitement.

Roy and Riza both sulked their heads down in humiliation. "Oh boy, something tells me this isn't going to be easy sneaking her out of headquarters like that…" Roy said with worry.

"Right on that, sir." Riza said with the same expression.

"I'll go have Olivier get checked out somehow off at reception and I'll be right back. If not, then we'll try to sneak out of here with her." Roy said as he went out to the door heading towards the infirmary's reception desk.

"Yes, sir." Riza said as she saluted to the colonel as he turned and walked away.

The lieutenant then looked on the Elric brothers. As her stare looked upon them, the brothers let out an expression of uneasiness on their part. "Oh no…we're involved?" Ed stated with a worried expression, as Al followed with the same face.

"You two, can you help cover us while we take the major general out of headquarters? Since it's the afternoon and the personnel are around working." The blonde officer said, as she went over to the storage in her room that contained her belongings which had her uniform, a normal black short-sleeve top, underwear and her favorite saber that was still sheathed.

Riza then had Olivier pulled in the bathroom and got her dressed up, right back into her ice queen appearance with her blue uniform on and her saber placed at her side. Except that Olivier is not the "Northern Wall of Briggs" self right now, but as a little 8-year old girl who knew nothing much of the outside world.

After Olivier got dressed by Riza, she was unsure of the clothing that she was wearing. "Mommy, why am I wearing clothes like you?" She asked confusingly.

"Well, it's to have us all go out with clothes like this so people here won't think you're lost without mommy and daddy." Riza explained to the lost child at heart Olivier.

"Oh, ok mommy!" Olivier then giggled in joy as if nothing is wrong with Riza and the Elric brothers so far.

Riza, Ed and Al then sulked their faces down in worry as of what will happen next getting Olivier out of headquarters without any suspicion from the personnel.

"We're in trouble now, boys. You think we're all heading for trip down the tribunal for a court-martial?" Riza said in utter apprehension as her expression says it all.

"Crap, this is going to be hard getting over this mess! I just know it!" Ed explained in worry while gritting his teeth in despair. Al's eyes then widened up in total fear as well. "You're right on that, brother! I'm afraid!" Al then cowered in fear near the table.

Olivier then smiled and gave out a hug on lieutenant Hawkeye. "Mommy! Let's go now!" She giggled off with smiles once more while wrapping her arms around Riza's neck.

"Why me?" Riza brokenly said, as she flustered out with uneasiness as the situation getting the child major general Armstrong would be no easy walk in the park.

To Be Continued…

Corporalredhound: "Well, that's no easy way getting out of the hospital, right guys?" I laughed uneasily.

Ed, Riza, Olivier, Roy and Al glared on me with contempt.

Riza: "You had me involved in this story being called mommy by a superior officer?" she glared.

Ed: "And you had me crushed several times by major general Armstrong's strong holds. I can't even breath and sure was gonna die you know!" Ed protested.

Roy: (his face sulked down in embarrassment) "I was called daddy again…?"

Olivier: (comes towards me and sheaths out her saber pointing directly to my face) "Let's kill the insect, now!

All in unison: "Yeah! Let's kill him!" As they all chased me like an angry mob, while I ran to the corner for safety once again.

Corporalredhound: "Until next chapter, everyone!"

A/N: Oh man, I've done it again with long writing in this chapter once more. Sorry everyone, hopefully it did make sense as with the last four chapters. And I apologize for the delay with this chapter, because it seems I was busy with house chores and gaining some writer's block. Oh well, until chapter 5! Well, thanks and R&R!