In Case Your Brain Was Still Intact

by Marcelisabeth Sinclaire

While it is well-known that I am obsessed with My Immortal, I have recently gained appreciation or something like it for the OTHER worst fanfiction ever: Imma Wiserd. Here's a commentary!

6. Chapter 6

"my my what an ingoyable (So far from 'enjoyable' that only with context can it be understood) meal" sed snape totchin da sids of his moth (Mothra LIVES!) wit his napkin. he wuz sitin at his desk eatin. i wuz sitin in a char in front of his desk. i wasn't eatin. he wiped his hands off on da napikn an folded it in a tryangl bside his plat. This paragraph is just so descriptive.

"you moronic negresint layabout. do you know why i brot you here?" sed snape.

i didnt no. Brot = German for 'roll'. Do you know why I rolled you here?

"leef da poor boi alone" sed hagrid. What, is he going to have a pedocrush on the protagonist in this story as well?

"no. i think he shud be expeled." sed snape.

"well why" sed da dubleedor.

"becuz he brot a gun to school." sed snape.

"but he wuz trien 2 fite vadermort" sed herman.

"thats no alabi" sed snape. "he hangs at sundown" What is this, the Old West?

"WAT!1111" sed harry potre.

"you heard me" sed snape.

"its tru" sed da dumbledoor "bringin a gun 2 skool is punishable by death. especally if ur blak" Dem rassist ppl.

"!11111111111111" sed herman. So what, she screamed a series of 'one's?

"but wayt! da suns alreddy down!" i sed. Way to go, idiot…

"then i guess we have to hang you now!" sed snape.

"N

"!111111111111111" sed herman. an began 2 cry.She's so annoying!

den... out of no were... HARRY POTTER BUST IN2 DA ROOM!11111 This makes perfect sense. Do not confuse Harry Potter, British teen wizard, with Harry Potre, Mexican exchange student. Yeah, yeah, I know…racist.

"hey wait! u cant kill turtle! den hus goona kill vadermort!" he sed.

i wuz standin on da stage wit ma hed in da rope. Dat wuz fast.

hermon wuz dreesed in a blak dress wit a vail an cryin on harys sholder. Why is she in a gothic wedding dress? TARA, GO AWAY!

"hahaha" sed snape. it wuz thunderin an lightnin and rain wuz fallin everywere. (Wow…dramatic much? At least there wasn't snow mixed in there.) "with you gone, vadermort can rule then world!111"

i wuz a gonner.

AN: now dat wuz excitin!111 sorry it tok so long. i had to look up those big words for snape bcuz hes wite an probably jewish. The biggest word Snape said was "layabout", which isn't that hard to spell. I suppose that 'enjoyable' could be considered long, but it wasn't even remotely correct.