"Gahh! I don't wanna see that, it's a total chick flick!" Naruto whined. He crossed his arms and huffed. He was too manly to be watching some girly love story. Sakura rolled her eyes.
"You can't just assume it's a chick flick. You never know, it could be an action movie...?" She tried, persuasively. Just like you can't judge a book by its cover, a movie's cover could be misleading...ah who was she kidding, this was a total chick flick. Hopefully Naruto would fall for it.
" 'Kisses in the moonlight'?" Naruto scoffed," Yea, it may be full of action, but not the kind I wanna see." He smiled, and continued, in a creeper voice. "If ya' know what I mean." He laughed when Sakura face palmed.
"Look, one chick flick won't hurt. In fact, you may learn to be more romantic."
"Me more romantic? I'm like the definition of romantic!" Sakura scoffed at that.
"Oh please. Last Valentine's Day, you decided to get me a pet. I would've loved to have a pet, and actually I was expecting something poisonous, because I know you oh so well. But a pet rock...really Naruto?"
Naruto pouted. "Hey! You have no clue how much that Stoney costed! Besides, real pets die."
"Okay, then what about the bouquet? Oh no, you couldn't get roses. You make me close my eyes, practically shove it at me, and come to find out, it's a bouquet of cactuses!" Sakura couldn't help smiling as she told the story. Naruto was just too original for his own good. If he was looking to do something no one else did, he definitely topped that list. Naruto pouted and sighed.
"Bahhh. Roses die too. Fine, we can watch your chick flick, but promise we'll watch an action movie next time?" He smiled, hopefully. Sakura nodded.
"Promise. Now, let's pop this movie in. Oh, and don't cry Naruto." She teased. Naruto stood up and flexed.
"Don't worry little lady, I'm too much of a manly man to cry. But you can think of my shoulder as your personal tissue!" He grinned at his own joke. Sakura put in the dvd and sat down on his couch. Naruto walked over and sat next to her, stretching and getting himself prepared to fall asleep during the movie.
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'This movie is amazing!" Sakura cried, internally. Her eyes watered as she watched it. It really was amazing. She smiled, though, amused at her companions reaction. Naruto sat, curled up in a fetal position, clutching the pillow. His eyes were red and he was pouring tears.
"Wahh! Why are guys so cruel? It's okay, Momo-chan! You don't need a man to make you happy!" He cried out at the movie. Sakura raised an eyebrow, but said nothing.
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Like most cliché love story type movies, it got to the point where, even though the guy practically throws the girl away, she runs back to him. Sakura frowned at the idiocracy. Naruto, however, decided to vocalize his feelings.
"Momo-chan, what are you doing! You don't need him! Men are such pigs!" He crossed his arms angrily.
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Sakura's eyebrow began to twitch as Naruto clapped along to the happy ending music, singing along with Momo.
"That's right, I'm an independent woman! I can do anything on my own!" Naruto felt changed. He had the sudden urge to frolic threw a field of flowers and go hug everyone he knew. Hell, maybe he'd even go shopping. He smiled when the movie was over, whipping his face on his sleeve. When he looked next to him, he jumped. He'd been so absorbed in the movie, that he forgot Sakura was still there. 'Oh crap! She probably thinks I'm a total punk now!' He screamed mentally. He can't believe he actually cried! His only option was to play it cool.
"That was an incredible movie, don'tcha think?" Sakura asked, smiling.
"Eh. It was so-so." 'That's right, play it cool' He thought. Sakura gave him a knowing look. She got up and put the dvd back in its case.
"Alright my independent woman, let's watch that action movie now." she teased. Naruto's eyes widened. He smiled sheepishly, scratching the back of his head. Sakura just gave him a look and turned around, her back facing him. She smiled evilly.
'I guess we'll be watching chick flicks from now on!' She opened the case of Destroyers 3: Even More Destruction than Last Time and pulled out a cd. The cd rest Romance Movie Marathon. She put in in the dvd player and pressed play.
Oh, she was evil alright.