Hi! Thought I'd make this one a little funner than the past few, the others were just so serious -_-'

Anywho, enjoy, I don't own Naruto!

It was early in the morning and Sakura was feeling great. She got off early from her shift at the hospital the night before, and was well rested. Plus, it was another day off. One she planned on spending with her gorgeous boyfriend of two months. So far, things couldn't be better. However, she wasn't aware that Naruto had come over early that morning nor was she aware of the situation downstairs.

"So, tell me Naruto, how are things with you and Sakura?" Tamaki asked as he sat in a chair across from Naruto. They sat in the family room as Tamaki interrogated him. Naruto fidgeted, nervously. Sure, he'd known Sakura's parents for a long time; he was practically a part of the family. But something about them dating seemed to set up another relationship hurdle between him and her parents. He was once close to them when they only thought of him as her friend, but now, he had to past their tests before he can be let back in again.

"Everything's great Tama-Haruno-san." He didn't even know if he was able to call him Tamaki anymore. This. Was. So. Awkward.

"That's good, that's good. So, why have you guys decided to go further with your relationship?"

"Um, well, we uh, thought that it was time we DTR and all that." It had taken weeks to finally figure out what that meant. He smiled, remembering how triumphant he felt when he figured that out.

"DTR? What is that! Is that some new sex position you kids are doing these days! Have you violated my daughter?" He stood up, giving Naruto the coldest look. Naruto shook his head quickly.

"No,no,no,no! Of course not! DTR means define the relationship! I would never violate Sakura like that!" He stuttered out.

"Oh, is my daughter not pretty enough for you to do that? She's a beautiful girl, are you saying she's not worth that?"

"Wait, what? No of course not! I mean, Sakura is freakin' gorgeous and of course I'd want to do that but-

"SO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU WANT TO VIOLATE MY DAUGHTER!"

"What! Gahhhh! No! Sakura is a great girl; I haven't done ANYTHING with her! I mean it's not that I don't want to, but I respect her enough not to! I'm fine with how things are now!" He rushed out, closing his eyes. He was beyond confused. Tamaki sat down, satisfied.

"Good answer kid. Now that we're done beating around the bush, let's talk about some rules." Naruto nodded, relaxing visibly, letting out a long sigh. Great, the worst was over.

"Now, rule number one is respect my daughter at all times, if you don't I'll kill you. Rule number two, protect her and don't make her cry or I'll kill you. Rule number three; have her in by curfew time, which is eleven o' clock sharp. Not eleven o' one or eleven o' clock and two seconds. Eleven on the dot. See, any later than elven and a guy's brain shuts down." Naruto stared confused.

"Um, what do you mean?"

"Well you see, at night, guys begin to think with another part of their body...we'll call him Mr. Willy for now. If you have my daughter out too late, Mr. Willy will begin to block all your rational thoughts and the only thing you'll be thinking about is sex." Naruto nodded slowly, wishing the conversation was over.

"And, by the way, if you violate rule number three, say goodbye to Mr. Willy, got that?" Naruto nodded quickly.

"Y-yes Sir!"

"Now, son, I know guys around your age have been around the block a few times, trust me I know, but none of that with my daughter, I don't care what loose girls you had before."

"You don't have to worry about that sir, I'm not like that, trust me." Naruto felt his cheeks burning as he spoke.

"Hmm? and why should I trust you?" Naruto didn't look into his eyes, choosing instead to look at the interesting carpet.

"Im a...um, im a virgin." Naruto could not believe he was having this conversation. He felt as if all the embarrassment was gonna make him explode.

"Dammit!" Tamaki face palmed. Naruto was seriously confused. Did they not want him to be a virgin?

"Umm, Do you-" He was cut off by Tamaki shouting out into the kitchen.

"Damn, you win this time, Rin!" His wife stepped out, smiling as she stirred the pancake mix. Naruto heard footsteps coming downstairs. Sakura had come down to see what the commotion was.

"Heehheee, I'm always right babe." She sauntered happily into the living room.

"Tamaki and I made bets on whether or not you were virgin, and I won! I mean come on, you just scream virgin, there was no way you couldn't be! You're just so cute and innocent!" She went over and pinched his cheeks

"Oh. My. God!" Sakura moaned, exasperated. "You guys are so embarrassing!" Tamaki looked up innocently.

"What? Can't a dad question his daughter's boyfriend?" Sakura looked over at Naruto and the expression on his face said it all. She went over and grabbed his hand, pulling him onto his feet.

"Come on, let's go. Mom, dad, today's my day off so I'll be out with Naruto for a bit, see you guys later!"

"Love you honey!" They said in unison.

"Now remember rule number three Naruto or Mr. Willy pays the price." Sakura widened her eyes, embarrassed. Naruto just stood up straight, and saluted him.

"Yep! Eleven o' clock sharp sir! See you guys later!" He smiled and walked out with Sakura.

"Ah, young love. Isn't it sweet babe?" Rin leaned over and kissed Tamaki softly, then left to the kitchen.

"I guess. He's a good kid, but we already knew that before. It's just so fun to tease him"

Once they got outside, Sakura sighed.

"So, how bad was it?"

"Hmm, between violation, sex positions, and Mr. Willy? I'd say it went well." Sakura rolled her eyes as they kept walking.

All parents were embarrassing, hers included. They just happened to be a little more eccentric than most.

A/N:I think this was my failed attempt at comedy -_-' kinda in a bad mood, I was feeling good but then halfway through this, I went upstairs, got yelled at, which completely ruined my mood and hopefully not the mood of the story . Review. Oh yes,please do.