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Act 2:

Scene 1: In which the agreement is sealed with a kiss.

Setting: secret garden

Sam and Freddie stared at each other for what felt like the longest time.

"I think I should go," Freddie started

"Wait, don't go," Sam pleaded. She really didn't want him to leave.

"I shouldn't be here right now. My dad would kill me if he knew that I was at a Puckett party falling in love with a Puckett," Freddie said before he could stop himself.

"Your falling in love with me," Sam beamed, "because I think that I'm falling in love with you also."

"Well this is bad, out school, even our own parents hate each other, this would never work," He gestured his arms between the two of them, trying to make a point.

"Well we can't help how we feel, and I don't really care about what my parents think of whom I date, I mean they aren't even here to supervise my party, I know I can make sure that they never find out about us."

"Well my dad and mom are harder to trick, my mom is super protective and always trying to get into my business. My dad doesn't really care, because he hates me, but if he suspected that I was having to do with anything with a Puckett, he would kill me.

"And my friends would be totally against it, too. I mean you are beautiful, but you go to Brookway, and there is a unsaid rule about our two schools never really associating with each other.

"Well maybe we should make sure nobody finds out." Sam said with an evil smirk. She grabbed Freddie's hand, put on his mask, and led him to her house.

Setting: Sam's house

While in there Freddie took note of the gorgeous place. He could tell he would be spending more time at her place than of his own.

"OK we should make a list of rules, so we shouldn't break them, and so we could be together. We can have this relationship, and warm up to our friends to the idea of us two dating. I, mean we could say little things, here and there that make the other person seem better than what they appear to be, but let's make a list of agreements we are to follow while being in this temporary secret relationship."

And so it was decided:

The 6 rules to save our love-

THESE RULES WE SHOULD ABIDE BY TO SAVE AND THEFORE ACT UPON OUR LOVE.

We are to never show PDA or any signs of liking each other-

Cons: this classifies as kissing, holding hands, Eskimo kissing hugs, etc.

Pros: we can stare at each other afar, and the sexual tension can be used for later. ;)

We are to get out of class every other day to "go to the bathroom" at 11:17 A.M. and other days at 2:14 P.M. We are to meet in the janitor's closet for a 7-minute make-out break.

Cons: this is not the cleanest place.

Pros: We get to relive sexual tension that we have felt throughout the day.

We are to sit by each other at lunchtime. Introduce our groups to each other, and hopefully they will start liking each other.

Cons: this could not work and they will hate each other even more.

Pros: This could work and it will help our secret start to become more public.

We are to video chat each other every night.

Cons: We can't see each other face to face.

Pros: we get to somewhat see each other.

Freddie is to become my tutor in math.

Cons: we actually have to do homework since I am failing math.

Pros: An excuse to hang out with each other.

We are to keep this relationship a secret, (for now) if one tells another person, the one who told will have to receive a punishment.

Cons: Freddie is bad at thinking up of punishments or any kinds of torture.

Pros: I'm not.

And the agreement was sealed with a kiss.

Author's note:

I hope they can follow these rules!

Notes:

Hope you liked my rules

Next chapter will be the test if they can follow them because…

They will be attending the first day of Brook-Ridgeway High

Spoiler:

Their first enemy is about to come and challenge the new couple; could you guess who is it going to be.