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Act 2:

Scene 2: In which they get sent to the principal's office and meet their first enemy. Part 2.

Setting: Brooke-Ridgeway High

When Freddie woke up this morning, he knew today was going to be a terrible day. He could just feel it, he had the intuition that something bad was going to happen.

He pulled up to his school, ready to embrace the school that had a bunch of newcomers (all which he hated, but Sam), who were staring at him.

Yeah, he excepted this much. He expected all the 'newbs' to be in awe of Freddie Benson, the cool but moderately nerdy guy of what used to be just Ridgeway High.

So he stepped out of his new A4-Sedan (thank you mom and dad) and stepped into his school

The school, as predicted, was packed with a bunch of people rushing to get to their homerooms, lockers, or front office.

"Hey, Freddie, what's up!" Yelled Brad. He motioned Freddie to come over by his locker with Tommy and Michael waiting.

"Hey, guys, where is Cameron and Gibby?" Freddie questioned.

Brad answered, "Oh, I think Cam went over to the office for something, but Gibby is right there talking to Reuben."

Freddie turned his head to the direction Brad pointed to and automatically glared. Not because of Gibby but because of Gibby's even weirder friend, Rueben.

Rueben was known for his odd language that no one but a Gibby could understand. Freddie hated the fact that anytime he was in the same room as Reuben, he would get so frustrated (and a tad aggressive at times) that he had to be sent to the office just because Reuben refused to address him in normal language.

But today he was glaring at Reuben for an entirely different reason. Reuben was staring, no, gawking at his 'secret' girlfriend.

He could here bits and pieces of the conversation:

"Man, that honey bear is a cold winter musk of a trash can"

Translation: Man, that pretty girl is pretty, I should go talk to her.

"Dude you so should, I mean the worst she can do is reject you, right?"

"Yeah, I might go and loosen up the old windpipe after the tether-ball game."

Translation: Yeah, I might try and ask her out after homeroom.

Freddie was going to do all he could to make Reuben's first day back at school as miserable as he could.

Setting: Mr. Howard's classroom

As he stepped in the classroom, he saw Cam and went to sit by him.

"Hey dude, didn't see you this morning. Where were you,"

"Oh you know, places. Yep, places, that's me!" Cam said not meeting Freddie's eye.

Freddie was about to press on, but he didn't get the chance because Mr. Howard, one of the meanest teachers in the school, came in to take attendance.

Freddie wanted to know what was up with Cam so he took a piece of notebook paper and slid a note to him.

The note: Freddie is italics. Cam is not.

Dude, you seem a little jumpy.

Nothing is wrong Freddie, I just am having girl problems.

Your Cam you never have girl problems.

Not this time, this girl is different, plus she is one of those Brooker girls.

Well I hope you solve –

"Mr. Benson, is that a note I see?, Bring it to the trash and head straight to the Principal's office." Mr. Howard smiled deviously and pointed to the door.

Freddie groaned picked up his stuff and went to the principal's office all the way on the first floor.

While going there, he saw Reuben with a bucket of glue and hearts, crouching down by Sam's locker. It seemed he was gluing loved- heart shaped notes to her locker.

"What do you think you are doing Reuben?"

"Um, I was just–,"

"I see what you are doing, and I think it seems kind of creepy, you don't even know her yet,"

"Well," Reuben said while getting up and picked up the notes and bucket of glue, "I'm going to get to know her, and soon we are going to live happily ever after."

If Freddie wasn't such a jealously, and was blinded by the fact that a guy who had no chance to make his girlfriend fall in love with him, he would have heard the fact that Reuben was talking in English, but that was how angry and distracted Freddie was. That was why he didn't see Reuben lifting up the bowl, and pour it over his head, he also didn't see Ms. Thomas come out of her classroom to check on what the noise was all about.

And that, ladies and gentlemen was how Freddie Benson landed in the seat by the principal's office.

Covered in glue and sweat. (The sweat from how much trouble he was going to get into by his parents).

Sitting next to the guy who was looking at Sam like she was a piece of meat.

He wanted to murder that guy.

Author's note:

Oh Reuben!

Sorry it has taken awhile to update, I'm going to try to update once a week.

I'm also grateful for all the reviews and alerts.

One more thing: iLost my mind! About one more day!

Notes:

Reuben is their first enemy they have encountered, and he will shake up the scene a little for the couple.

He, though, is not their biggest enemy out there. There is someone else who is out there but you won't meet them until a little later.

Also if you are curious abut why Reuben is talking normal, you will find out why soon!

And who is the girl Cam is bugging about?

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