James: (Upside down in his seat) Any reviews yet?
Carlos: (snoring)
Kendall: (poking Carlos with a stick)
Logan: (poking Kendall with a stick)
Me: (Bored in front of the computer) . . .Yes! We've got two!
Carlos: What? (falls off of chair)
Kendall: Fail
James: EPIC Fail
Me: That wasn't worth the epic. . .
Carlos: Aww
Me: Okay, we've got a dare for each of you
Logan: Oh, wonderful. . . (sarcasm)
Me: (throws a book at him) Enough with your sarcasm!
James: Dang, this girl's got issues
Carlos: Got that right
James: Wait, you agree with me?
Carlos: That's right
James: You must've hit your head harder than I thought
Me: XD Anyways. . . dares
Eatfoodzap
Oh gosh, that is TOO funny. Usually these are not that good, but...I think you got them characterized pretty well.
"Are you sure YOU didn't eat too many waffles for breakfast?"
"How many waffles is considered too many?"
"However many you ate..."
Hilarious!
Dares:
I dare James to go one week without looking in the mirror.
I dare Logan to...skip school for a day. Or purposely fail a test. Or both! :D
I dare Carlos to...paint his favorite helmet pink. Bright, hot pink.
I dare Kendall to...um...err...darn, Kendall! Why must you be so hard?
I GOT IT! Shave you eyebrows! Shave your eyebrows, Kendall! DO IT!
Those are my dares. XD
James: I have to what?
Me: Oh c'mon! It can't be that hard to not look at yourself in the mirror
James: Easy for you to say!
Me: HEY! Uncalled for!
Logan: I need to skip school or fail a test?
Me: That's way too easy
Logan: How so?
Me: You just don't go to school or don't try on the test
Logan: I think I can do that. . .
(5 minutes later)
Logan: I'm late for school! (runs for the door)
Me: It's Sunday!
Logan: Then I'll be early for tomorrow!
Me: (jumps Logan) No! Bad, Logan, bad dog!
Logan: Okay okay, I'll skip school
Me: (Gets up and walks over to Carlos)
Carlos: (cradles helmet) There must be something else I can do
Me: Nope, you read the dare, Carlos, gimme the helmet
Carlos: (barks for no reason) NEVER!
Me: O_O since when do you bark?
Carlos: . . . next question, please
Me: Will you paint your helmet pink?
Carlos: NOOOOO! (runs)
Me: Kendall? Care to help?
Kendall: (texting) Sure (sticks out leg and trips Carlos)
Me: (throws paint on Carlos and his helmet) Hahaha!
Carlos: My helmet! My beautiful helmet (cries)
Me: (rolls eyes) Carlos, read the paint bottle
Carlos: (sobbing) Washable. . .ohhhhhhh. . .
Me: Yes, but you can't wash it off until the end of this chapter
Carlos: Fine
James: (In the corner knees tucked to his chest) Don't look in the mirror, don't look in the mirror. . .
Me: Get a hold of yourself, you're still very pretty, James
James: :D Really?
Me: yes. . .Kendall. . .we still need to do your dare
Kendall: Dang! (walks over to me)
Me: (Hands him razor) Have fun
Kendall: (puppy dog face) Do I really have to?
Me: Kendall. . .go. . .now
Kendall: Okay (shaves eyebrows)
Me: (snickers)
Kendall: I hate this game!
Me: Relax, want me to magically give you your eyebrows back?
Kendall: (gets on his knees) Yes, I'm begging you!
Me: Oh, if only I knew how to. . .
Kendall: :(
Me: I'm kidding! (Uses magical powers to give Kendall his eyebrows) Tada!
Kendall: Thank you! (hugs me)
Me: Can't. . .breathe. . .
Kendall: What was that?
Me: Killing. . .me. . .with. . .hockey. . .player. . .muscles. . .
Kendall: Oh, sorry (lets go)
Me: (hides in the corner with James)
James: How long have I not looked at myself in the mirror?
Me: (looks at watch) 20 minutes
James: I can't take it anymore!
Me: James, come here and we'll give you this pretty jacket (shiny straight jacket)
James: Oooh, shiny!
Me: (straps him up) There. . .
Logan: How was that gonna stop him from looking at himself?
Me:. . . guess I didn't think this one through. . .James, don't touch that!
James: (looks up, my pocket mirror is in his mouth) Sowwy. . .
Me: Ugh, just keep it
James: Yay! (drops mirror. Mirror breaks) Nooooooo!
Me: Hey, where's Sonic?
Sonic: (running around) Whoo! (crashes into the wall)
Carlos: Hey! Crashing into walls is my job
Sonic: You can keep your job, it's too painful for me (rubs nose) Mitchie!
Me: What!
Sonic:. . .meh nose hurts. . .
Me:. . .Okay. . .what am I supposed to do about it?
Sonic: Make me feel better!
Me: No! You're a meanie!
Sonic: Fine!
Me: Well, I guess that's all we've got for now, if y'all wanna see more, give them some dares. Say Goodbye guys
Carlos: (looking at pink helmet) Later, i've gotta wash this off (runs)
Kendall: (parading around like an idiot) Bye! (waves frantically)
Logan: (doing a handstand) I would wave, but them I'd fall. . .
James: . . .25 minutes without a mirror. . .I can do this!
Me: Yeah, just another 6 days, 23 hours, and 35 minutes
James: Nooooo!
Me: So much drama! Well I'd better go find Sonic before. . .Sonic. . .no, don't touch that, you'll
(lights go out. James screams like a little girl)
Me:. . .knock the lights out. . .
Sonic: Oops. . .sorry. . .
Me: I guess we're done until we we fix this. . .
Please send in dares. This whole story won't go anywhere without you guys!