Sonic: Hello, again, everyone
Me: Well, the lights are back on and so are we!
Carlos: YAY! My helmet's no longer pink!
Me: Here are your dares, guys
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Yay! Meh dares and been fulfilled! Okay, to keep this epic story going, here's a few more:
Kendall: I dare you to spar with Jo again.
Carlos: I dare you to speak Spanish for a day
James: I dare you to...err...relinquish your lucky comb! Yes! GIVE IT TO ME!
Logan: I dare you to BURN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK. BURN IT TO THE GROUND!
Gustavo: I dare you to not yell for a day.
Sonic: I dare you to stand still. NO RUNNING.
James: I need to give up my lucky comb and I don't even have it with me. . .
Me: Uh, guess we can't do that one yet, sorry, Eatfoodzap. . .once we find it, you'll get it
Carlos: ¿Por que tengo que hablar? (Why do I have to speak Spanish?)
Me: Just because. . . Time to bring Gustavo and Jo here! (Magical portal!)
(Jo and Gustavo come through)
Jo: What am I doing here?
Me: You're here to kick Kendall's butt in judo. . .again
Kendall: I let her win!
Me: I don't like liars!
(Kendall loses. . . again)
Me: okay, now Gustavo, you can't yell for a whole chapter (gasps) Can he do that?
Gustavo: I can do that
Carlos: Claro que puedes (sure you can)
Gustavo: What'd he say?
Me: If I told you, you'd yell
Gustavo: That is so. . . . .true. . .
Me: Good start. . .Logan! Where are you!
Logan: (hiding in the corner) Pssh, I'm not in the corner if that's what you're thinking
Me: (behind him) yeah, of course you're not
Logan: (holding math book) I guess I have to
Me: (Takes math book and throws it on the ground) Yes, you do, (hands him a lighter)
Logan: (sets textbook on fire, looking away)
Me: See, that wasn't so bad
Logan: I never really liked that textbook anyway. . .but I was supposed to return it. . .
Me: Too late for that XD
Sonic: (stands still)
Me: how's it going?
Sonic: I'm gonna go crazy if I don't run
Me: Have fun, Buddy
Sonic: Don't leave me here!
Me: (walks over to Carlos) You seem happy
Carlos: Yo tengo mi casco, eso es todo lo que me importa. (I have my helmet, that's all I care about.)
Me: Ah, well, you won't be too happy once you read your next dare
I have some dares!
But before we start the dares... I want Carlos' helmet locked into a huge safe with a 26 digit pass-code that is practically impossible to open if pass-code is forgotten.
Alright...
Carlos: You will be handed a hockey stick, some socks, and a useless key... I dare you to retrieve your helmet from the safe. If you do, your precious helmet will never be touched again...
James: (ha! u still cant look into a mirror!) I dare you to cut your hair with safety scissors. You'll be told when to stop (until then, you have to keep on snipping!)
Logan: Eat three pages from your biology book.
Kendall:... Kendall's always the hardest... um... I dare you to put on a collar Sonic will give you.
Sonic: You are going to sit in a corner and not move... but don't worry, that little button on the remote in your pocket gives Kendall an electric shock every time you press it. Every time Carlos fails to retrieve his helmet... press the button...
lol... I like this!
Me: Okay, (takes Carlos' helmet and locks it in a safe)
Carlos: ¿Por qué es tan cruel el mundo? (Why is the world so cruel?)
Me: Here (hands him a hockey stick, socks and the key) knock yourself out. . .
Carlos: Suena divertido. (Sounds like fun)
Me: alright, I'll check on you later
(CRASH!)
Me: O_O Carlos, are you okay? (turns around)
Carlos: (opens the safe) Haha Toma eso! (Haha, take that!) (takes helmet out)
Me: I don't believe it. . . .that boy is truly amazing
Kendall: Michelle, are you sure this collar is safe?
Me: (puts collar on his neck) Absolutely not! Bye! (walks over to Sonic) Sonic!
Sonic: I didn't do it!
Me: Relax, just go into the corner and take this (hands him remote)
Sonic: What's it do? (pushes button)
Kendall: Ow! Holy *$% that hurts!
Me: Kendall, watch your mouth!
Kendall: I said holy crap. . .
Me: I know, what's your point?
Sonic: (Shouting from the corner) I still don't know what this thing does! (pushes button again)
Kendall: Ow! I'll get him for this!
Me: No! He's my hedgehog! He's mine! You no touchy!
Kendall: How much longer, OW!, do I have to wear this? OW! Sonic! Cut it out!
Sonic: Cut what out?
Kendall: Stop pushing the button!
Sonic:. . . like this? (pushes button. . .again)
Kendall: Ahhhh!
Me: Hmm. . . where'd James go?
Carlos: No podría haber llegado muy lejos con esa camisa de fuerza sobre. (He couldn't have gotten far with that straight jacket on.)
Me: Very true. . .James!
James: What?
Me: oh, he can't cut his hair. . .
Carlos: ¿Por qué no? (Why not?)
Me: Straight jacket. Guess you lucked out this time
James (sighs deeply)
Carlos: ¿No podría usted acaba de deshacer la chaqueta? (Couldn't you just undo the jacket?)
Me: No. . .I have no idea how to get it off of him. . .where's the instructions?
Logan: Oh. . .they were in the textbook we burned. . .
Me: Oh great! Well we have to get it off of him sometime
James: Will I still have to cut my hair?
Me: (pets his hair) I wish you didn't, you're hair is so soft and pretty!
Logan: (finishes eating textbook pages) I really hate this
Me: It's just paper XD
Sonic: Guess we're done here then
Me: Not quite yet, Gustavo
Gustavo: WHAT!
Me: Hahaha, you lose!
Gustavo: (mumbles to himself)
Me: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnow we're done
Carlos: ¿Podría ser más molesto? (Could she be anymore annoying?)
Me: Love you too, Carlos!