Me: Haha! I feel good!
Carlos: Waffles?
Me: Oh yes :)
Carlos: Not meee
Me: (gasps)
Carlos: I had me some lucky charms!
Me: YAY!
Kendall: You two won't be too happyn once you read the dares
Me: Hey! That's my job!
James: (rolls eyes)
Me: (Throws a random comb at his head) Don't roll you eyes at me!
Logan: Just come here and read the dares
Me&Carlos: Okay!
Kaleidoscope of Colors
hmmm... I dare...
Kendall: To lick Carlos's armpit! MUAHHAHAHAHAHA!
James: To...die his hair blue!
Logan: To kiss Michelle.. WITH TOUNGE!
Carlos: To cut off ALL SUGAR for 3 WEEKS!
Sonic: To quit being mean to Kendall.. no insults, no hate comments, NO MORE SHOCKING!
Mitchie: To be cut off from Waffles until Carlos caves in!
hope you like ur dares!
Me: Aww :( No more waffles. . .Carlos! Bad! (throws pillow at his face)
Carlos: (about to eat candy) But I'll die!
Me: You think it'll be easier for me?
Kendall: I think these two need the shock collars
James: Why?
Kendall: So they don't eat any sweets
James: Ah, understandable
Me: At least you get an easy one, James
James: Are you kidding me?
Me: No, I would dye my hair royal blue if I had the chance. . .or maybe black and have neon red highlghts. . .
Sonic: You are such an anime character
Me: And proud of it :D
Kendall:. . .EW! My dare is. . .so. . .urgh!
Carlos: O.O Why drag me into this?
Me: 'Cause it's funny XD
James: You won't be laughing once Logan kisses you
Me: O.O (runs)
Carlos: Sonic, please help
Sonic: Sure! (runs after me) C'mon, get back here! (drags me back by my feet)
Me: Wow. . .thanks, Sonic
Sonic: Anytime :)
Me: Now be nice to Kendall!
Sonic:. . .aww, this game isn't fun anymore. . .(hands me remote)
Me: Kendall, hand it over
Kendall: (Gives me remote)
Me: (pats his head) Good boy, Kendall
James: Logan! Get your ass over here!
Logan: (walks over to me)
Me: Um. . .awkward (sing-song voice)
Logan: Well, a dares a dare (kisses me)
Sonic: (runs by) Aww, look who's got a new boyfriend
Me: (chases him) Sonic! Urgh! I'm gonna get you!
Logan: Hey, calm down
Me: how can I calm down with Sonic always doing something? I never get a- Sonic! Don't do that!
Sonic: (leans against a camera stand) What?
(camera stand falls over & breaks)
Sonic: hehe, sorry
Me:. . .(hits head against the wall)
Kendall: Ugh! Gross! I can't believe I really licked your armpit
Carlos: I can't believe it either! That was gross, dude
Me: Ew, you really did that?
Kendall: (mouthwash)
Logan: I'm taking that as a yes
James: Why me, why me, why me?
Me: Aww, don't you look cute with your new hair color? (pets his hair)
James: Can I wash it out?
Me: No!
Sonic: (running around. Breaks chair)
Me:. . .I gotta get him a cage. . .
(Sonic gets trapped in a cage)
Me:. . .I love how things work out like that
Sonic: (gnawing on the bars)
Me: I could've had Silver or Tails be my co-host, but nooooo, I had to pick him! (points)
Carlos: I feel very calm right now
Me: Oh no, he's low on sugar! We can't give him anymore!
Carlos: I still feel like running into that wall. . .
Me: Never mind, false alarm XD
James: So, how was the kiss?
Me: (slaps him) Don't ask me again!
Kendall: That bad?
Me: I won't answer any questions about it. And, by the way, This isn't all about Dares. You can ask questions too :) About anyone, even me!
Sonic: Kendall. . .
Me: Sonic, no insults or hate comments. . .
Sonic: Never mind, Kendall
Me: Let's see what else we've got. . .
Eatfoodzap
Kendall, I must say that I'm ashamed. I thought you were gonna ask Jo. *shakes head*
CARLOS I DID NOT HEAR YOU SING. RAWR.
Dares~!
All: Sing "Leather Pants" by CardGamesFTW. He's on YouTube. Look it up. And I want FULL LYRICS. ALL OF THEM (And its like a 7 minute song)
James: DYE YOUR HAIR GREEN. Bright, neon-sign green. AND you're not allowed to wash it out, re-dye, or overall change it for a week. Enjoy~
Carlos: Pick up a blowtorch. Put your finger over the button. But DO NOT press it. DON'T PRESS IT. Just hold it, and think of all the wonderful possibilities. But don't do anything. Don't press it. :D
Logan: Do backflips until you hit the floor and can't get up due to spinal chord damage.
Kendall: WHY MUST YOU BE SO HARD. Err...go a week...without...giving a friendship speech? That's all I got.
Kendall: In my defense, I'm not aloud to flirt with Jo.
Me: Knowing you, you'd flirt with her every chance you got
Kendall: Exactly. . .
Carlos: I learned the song!
Me: Let's hear it
Carlos: (clears throat) I think I'll try defying gravity! (squeaky voice)
Me: (covers ears) Stop, Stop, I SAID STOP!
Carlos: ;D
James: He did that on purpose!
Me: No duh. . . I promise you, Eatfoodzap, that we will make a seperate chapter for the song, I listened to it and I still need to learn the song. Love it so much, it's too funny XD
James: But my hair is already blue. . .
Me: Right. . .we'll do that in that chapter too. . .Carlos (hands him blowtorch)
Carlos: Awesome! (about to push the button)
Me: No! Read your dare!
Carlos: (reads) No! (thinks about all the evil things he could accomplish with the blowtorch) (evil smile)
Me: I'm getting a little worried
Logan: (backflips)
Me: Pssh, show off. . .(walks away)
Logan: (falls on his back) It hurts! Mitchie! Help me!
Me: Fine. . .(grabs his hand and tries to pull him up)
Logan: (flirty) Come her often?
Me: Ugh! (lets go)
Logan: (Falls abck down) Hehe, I was joking, Michelle. . .please help. . .MITCHIE!
Kendall: You should go help him. . .
Me: Why?
Kendall: Cause. . .I'm not supposed to give any friend speeches. . .
Me: Darn! and when I could use one too. . .
James: I've got an idea
Me: No, I'm not gonna fake flirt with him
James: You guys never use my ideas!
Me: 'Cause they're stupid!
Sonic: (gnaws the cage bars until they break) Haha! I'm free!
Me: Oh, great
Tails: What's going on here?
Me: Fluffy! (hugs)
Tails: Nice to see you too, Mitchie! Guess who else is here
Me: Rayman!
Tails:. . .no. . .
Me: Aww, but he's adorable too! okay, who else is here?
Tails: Uh, no one, actually
Me: Why did you get my hopes up? (pouts)
Tails: I'm sorry
Me: No! I ca't forgive you for this! (runs away)
Carlos:. . .Logan, what do you see in her?
Logan:. . .Well I guess we're done here
Carlos: No, we're no-
Logan: (covers his mouth) Shut up!