Hey, everyone! I wanted to update.
I do apologize for not updating yesterday. I typed everything up, and I didn't save.
So blame my stupidity (please don't)
DISCLAIMER: I don't own siLOam, Tony Harnell, OR Crush 40's songs :) Oh, or the BTR boys, Or the Sonic characters.
If I did, you would have never known about them MUAHAHAHA!
Me: Don't put your heart where it's bound to break
Me&James: I won't give in, won't compromise, cause I only have a steadfast heart of gold!
Me, Jame, Silver, Sonic, Logie & Carlos: Open your heart, it's gonna be alright!
Kendall: Are we done singing about hearts? Everyone: (looked at each other) NOPE!
Kendall: (sighs) sing away, then
Everyone: *WE ARE ALL THE SAME, WE ARE THE SAAAAME! TOGETHER WE STAND, NOTHING CAN HOLD US BACK!*
Kendall: you guys didn't sing about hearts. . .
Knuckles: (facepalm) idiots
Me: (death glare) Youre just jealous cuz we can sing and YOU can't!
Knuckles: am NOT!
Me: please...
(This show has been interupted by. . .)
Me: (breaks something) not another stupid commercial!
Logan: another?
Me: yeah. . .
Logan: what did you just break?
Me: I dunno, Logie (looking at what I broke) oh no. . .
Logan: what?
Me: I broke James' NEW hairdryer
Logan: what?
Me: (laughs evilly) I'M JUST KIDDING!
gleegirl97
Kendall: Have Jo be in the room and stare at him but Kendall is still not allowed to flirt with her.
Carlos: Have to walk around with crutches without being tempted to hit anyone.
James: Buy the best comb and use it have your hair all perfect then break the comb.
Logan: to not correct someone in like grammar or something for 24 hours
Me: (locks Kendall&Jo in a closet) That should do it
Carlos: (walking with crutches) Must. Not. Hit. James.
James: Hey! (combs his hair)
Me: Aw, pretty :) not, James. . . BREAK THE COMB!
James: (breaks the comb. Cries) I hardly knew it)
Me: O.o I'll just pretend that was normal XD
Logan: Hi, Michelle (waves)
Me: LOGIE! (hugs)
Logan: It's- never mind -.-*
Sexy-chan
why would you want to be shadow! in the show he dies like, two times! also...chris ruined sonic! you know he's like 18,but in sonic's world he like 10! wow...that's one emotional young adult! OOOOOHHHHHHH! if you're still doing this...
Sonic: you have to kill chris
kendall: you have to eat 10 cheetos out from a fat man's armpits,but crack, and belly button! muwahahahahaa!
James: you have to eat already chewed gum that has boogers in it!
Logan: you're really hot, so you're off the hook-no wait! you have to wear a pink dog color and leash and stand in the street and beg people to walk you!
carlos: you have run like crazy through crowded streets and yell "I TAKE MEDICATION!" (that's an inside joke)
Me: I like Shadow, he's pretty awesome!
Sonic: He's a total faker!
Me: Technically, since he's a robot, and was built over 50 years ago, you're the faker, Sonic! Wait, Shadow's 17 for life. . . it's Edward Cullen all over again!
Sonic: Ew. . .
Me: Chris isn't that bad, but a dare's a dare. Sonic?
Sonic: With pleasure (leaves)
Me: This can't be good
(Gunshot)
Me: O.o
Logan: O.O
Carlos: O:
James: (scream/yelp)
Kendall: What was that? (lol muffled voice)
Sonic: (comes back) DONE!
Me: SONIC!
Sonic: What?
Me: You weren't supposed to- (facepalm) You were supposed to fake it!
Sonic:. . . .Oops
Me: -.-* Kendall! Get outta the closet!
Kendall: (runs out) Do you know how hard it is to not flirt with Jo?
Me: No, I'm straight. (points out the door) Go do your dare.
Kendall: Why not in the studio?
Me: Because I have a weak stomach, and I feel sick already. James, your dare outside, too!
James&Kendall: (Leave)
Me: Carlos, Logie, come with me
(out in some random town)
Me: Okay, Logie, here's your collar & leash (snickers)
Logan: Oh, shut up!
Me: (slaps him) Jerk!
Carlos: (running down the street) I TAKE MEDICATION!
Me: Uh oh. . . Logie, do your dare whiole I go chase him down (runs after Carlos) Carlos! BAD DOGGIE!
Logan:. . . (looks around.)
(No ones around)
Logan: I guess my dare is done.
Fangirl#1: OMG! It's Logan!
All Fangirls: (attack Logan)
Me: (comes back with Carlos on a leash) I got him Log- O.o HEY!
Fangirls: (stop and look at me)
Me: Get. Away. From. My. LOGIE!
Fangirls: (run away)
Me: :D
Logan: (hugs me) Thank you!
Me: Let's go back now
( back at the studio. . . )
James&Kendall: (mouthwash)
Me: Good, I didn't have to see your dares :)
James: What happened to Logan?
Me: Fangirls attacked.
Kendall: Ah, I see
Kaleidoscope of Colors
Y'know,Mitchie, you should take the Logan not wanting to screw you thing as an insult. Cause when a guy says that, it translates to, "You're fat and ugly"... or is it"I'm a transvestite with a small penis"? Ah well!
Kendall: I dare you to be emo for 2 chappys. That means you have to shave your legs, and dye your hair black, wear Katie's black jeans, i won't make you cut... buttt... you have to sound REALLY DEPRESSED ALLL THE TIME! You also have to sing "I'm dark, and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sisters mascara and now I'm grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me
It's never any fun they say they already have a pussy
They don't need another one" From the Emo Song by Hollywood Undead.
James: I dare you to make out with Jo infront of Emo Kendall.
Carlos: I dare you to be gay for the whole episode, and flirt with Kendall, and Logan.. AND SONIC! That means you have to grab their "areas", slap their butts, and kiss each of them once. (Kendall you MUST like it cuz emo guys are Bi, listen to the Emo Song! It's no lie!)
Logan: Hide your Dare so Mitchie can't See/hear it *whisper* I dare you keep insulting Mitchie throughout the episode.
Mitchie, I dare you to hurt Logan a different way anytime he insults you!
Me: O.O I'm not fat, or ugly!
Carlos: You are very defensive, aren't you?
Logan: I don't have a-
Me: Logie
Logan: yeah?
Me: Don't talk anymore, alright? and sorry, but I don't want Kendall to be emo
Kendall: THANK YOU!
Me: =D
James: (makes out with Jo)
Kendall: (attacks James)
Jo:. . . what just happened?
Me: Uh, James was dared to make out with you. Obviously, Kendall doesn't like that XD
Jo: Can I go home now?
Me: Oh, sure (sends Jo back to the Palmwoods) Now what will we do about these two?
James&Kendall: (fighting)
Me: Hmm. . . (holding James/ lucky comb& Kendall's ice skates) Oh, boys
Kendall&James: (stop fighting) WHAT!
Me: I'll destroy these if you don't stop fighting
James: (stands up) We'll be good! (puppydog face)
Me: Aww! You are so adorable!
James: Not the reactions I usually get
Me: Shut up
James: Okay (head down)
Me: Carlos is not going gay either! I always say I don't like yaoi at all, and no one seems to care at all!
Logan: Are you finished ranting?
Me: Yeah, I guess
Logan: (reads his dare) . . .uh. . .you're a bitch, Michelle!
Me: Wha-what? (slaps him)
Logan: Ow! You're such a whore!
Me: (kicks him)
Logan" Owwww! Slut!
Me: (punches him in the face& walks away)
Logan: She's tougher than she looks (passes out)
Forever New Yorker
*sniffle* Knuckles is finally here, AND SO IS THAT FREAKING RABBIT THING! Ahh, bring. in. big. the. cat. and. vector. and. other. funny. SONIC. people. please. with. extra. sugar. for. Carlos. on. top?
Me: I started a Sonic Truth Or Dare just because it'd be too many people in this story. I have a couple of chapters up, check it out, Forever New Yorker :)
geegee20
haha. i REALLY like this. Mitchie, I'm gonna update really soon so don't give up on me!
Mitchie: Tell Logan your true feelings for him.
Kendall: Do the macaranee dance in the lobby in a bra and skirt. can't wait!
Logan: Do you have a crush on Mitchie?
Carlos: Squeeze Gustavo's cheeks and say, "Yo a widdle baby. Oh yes you awe!"
James: Send a headshot to one of the best modeling agencies in town. it has to have you as a clown.
I saw despicable me 2day! hilarious!
Me: (sniffle) it's ironic, you deleted Big Time Talk. You told me to not give up on you! (crying)
Logan: You okay? And did you know your ass looks fat?
Me: (knees him in the stomach) Do not insult me while I'm in my dramatic mode!
Logan: (gasping for air) Got it & I don't have a crush on her anymore!
Kendall: Only because she can kick your ass XD
Me: Um. . .I think Logie's a super adorable guy! I can't help but like him!
James: Whos' your favorite?
Me: Carlos
Carlos: (gnawing on a waffle) Wha?
Me: Oh, nothing XD And, Logan, since I am now mad at you, you MUST do your dare!
Logan: (bra&skirt) Aw :(
Me: Sorry, . . . not really (sends him to the Palmwoods)
James: We'll see him in a couple of minutes
Me: Since when do you decide what happens?
James: I don't, but the song is only so long
Me: Hmm. . .true, sorry, James. Carlos, I have to come with you for your dare! (gets camera)
Both: (in Rocque Records)
Carlos: Gustavo?
Gustavo: WHAT!
Me: (starts filming) this is so going on the internet!
Carlos: (pinches Gustavo's cheeks) Yo a widdle baby. Oh yes you awe! Let's get outta here, Mitchie!
Me: Gladly
Both: (back inside the studio)
Me: (playing it back) Haha! this is priceless!
James: (flipping through his headshot binder) I don't have one of me dressed as a clown
Me: That can be arranged
James: (clown clothes, makeup etc.) I hate you!
Me: (takes picture) I know, I know, so you keep telling me XD (sends picture in) Done!
Logan: (comes back) :( Everyone laughed at me (cries)
Me: (hugs him) You'll be okay, Logie
DaphAndMe
Mwahahaha this story is so funny.
Dares:
Mitchie: get Camille's sluttiest costume and walk around the studio or whatever and act like Miley Cyrus or Paris Hilton or one of the Kardashions, every so often randomly kissing a guy (mwahahaha I'm evil)
Logan: don't stare babe! Anyways, go on a dating website, sign up using your real name, then go on a date with each and everyone of the crazy weirdo fans that wants to date you, excluding all of the hot or pretty ones
Carlos: I honestly don't know what to do for you... Um ok, a truth. Kiss, date, screw, marry (I hope you know how to play that game) Mitchie, Camille, Jo, and Stephanie, and tell why.
Kendall: ... Uh. You can't stop talking for a whole chapter, and everytime you do Sonic gets to punch you
James: YOU'RE SO PRETTY! Uhhh sorry for that, anyways, which of your best friends would you go gay for;D sorry hon.
Anyways, if anyone chickens out on their dare I'll randomly appear, punch them, kick them, make them watch the Notebook (I love that movie), kiss them (except Mitchie, I don't swing that way) then kick them in the place they do not want to be kicked
Kay! I'm done!
Me: Greaaaaaaat. . . . (brings Camille into the studio) Camille, I need your help
Camille: With?
Me: I need your sluttiest looking costume
Camille: Whyyyyy?
Me: I have a dare
Camille: Ah, then here's my Miley Cyrus outfit (hands it to me)
Me: Guess I'm gonna act like Miley. Thanks, Camille (sends her back to the Palmwoods) I hate this (author powers!) Damn, this is TIGHT!
Carlos: (drooling)
Me: knock it off! (slaps him)
Carlos: Ow :(
Me: (kisses him) I hate this so much!
Logan: (signs up for the dating website. No one wants to date him.) I feel so loved!
Me: (kisses Logan) God, this is stupid! (walks away)
Carlos: Um . . . Kiss Camille, cuz she's a little crazy. If I just kissed her, it wouldn't matter much. Date Jo, cauyse she's pretty normal. Screw Stephanie, cause if I screwed Mitchie, she'd kill me
Me: Damn straight!
Carlos: and, I guess, marry Mitchie
Me: I wouldn't marry you!
Carlos: ):'
Kendall: (talks constantly)
Me: You're so boring(kisses Kendall)
Sonic: (punches Kendall)
Kendall: Hey, that's not fair
Me: (winks & smiles evilly) God, I feel like a total whore right now!
James: Must I answer this?
Me: Yes, unless you'd rather get punched, forced to watch the notebook-
James: no! Not that! Okay, Kendall!
Kendall: O.O (backs away from James)
Me: I knew it!
Logan: I thought you didn't like yaoi
Me: But I knew he would go gay for Kendall XD It's common sense, Logie
Kilekah
I love this. So much. cx
MMTAY. Dares:
Carlos- Lock James and yourself in a closet, then force- feed him pudding, calling him a 'pretty bird'.
James- Once you're out, say "Or the penguins will get you!" whenever Kendall says anything.
Logie (:D)- Steal Carlos' DAD'S helmet, then laugh [rather loudly] about how many times he's been to sensitivity training~
Kendall- ...Er...WEAR A WEDDING DRESS AND TELL EVERYONE YOU FEEL PRETTY. Then make sure to tell your Mommy. c:
Love ya boys~ [ Carlos~ ;) ]
Me: (locks Carlos& James in the closet)
Carlos: (feeds James pudding fast) You're a pretty bird. What is with these people!
(3 minutes later!)
Me: Good luck, Logie
Logan: (steals Officer Garcia's helmet. Laughing REALLY loud)
Me: (outside of the studio) Do you want us to get caught?
Logan: Noooooooooo, but he's right behind me, soooooo
Me: (hides helmet behind my back) Hi, Officer Garcia! (sends him away)
Logan: Where'd he go?
Me: How should I know?
Logan: You are so irresponsible
Me: It's a gift :D
Kendall: (wearing the dress) I. . .feel. . .pretty. . .
James: OR THE PENGUINS WILL GET YOU!
Me: O.O Okayyy. . .
Kendall: Help me (begging me)
James: OR THE PENGUINS WILL GET YOU!
Me: You're enjoying this, aren't you, James?
James: (nods)
bbop11rocks
michelle, NO getting out of these dares. if you do, let's just say this - I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVEEE!
kendall: make out with michelle. MUAHAHA.
james: hun, go buy more beauty products that do NOT involve makeup or anything that goes on your face except soap, and NEVER give it all up.
logan: umm... don't become a doctor. become a ballerina instead. (lol michelle, FITA)
carlos: be logan's dancing partner. and you two don't have to wear leotards. that would be disgusting...
michelle: i dare you to get braces again, and with all the hardware that i currently have: super-tight wires, springs, and the works. good luck talking honey :)
Me: I honestly don't care that you know where I live. Remember, I know where you live, too!
Logan: Don't you have a terrible sense of direction?
Me: Shut up!
Kendall: Isn't it bad enough I'm wearing this? Do I have to make out with her?
Logan: You gotta do it, Man
James: OR THE PENGUINS WILL GET YOU!
Me:. . . Ugh, I hate you, Angela!
Kendall&Me (making out)
Me: (runs to the bathroom& barfs)
Logan: she must really not like you XD
James: (goes to the store)
Carlos: We won't be seeing him for a LONG time!
Me: I just realized something. . .
Kendall: And what would that be?
Me: I'm still in this slutty costume! Ew! (Author powers! Changes clothes) Hey, where are Rayman, Silver, & Tails? I haven't seen them this whole episode
Tails: hi, Mitchie!
Me: Aw, he was in his little workshop. He's so cute!
Rayman&Silver: (run into the studio) Stupid rabbids!
Me: (sends rabbids away) I hated those things anyway
Logan: (dressed like a ballerina. lol) I hate you, Angela!
Me: Yeah, a lot of people do XD (Jk)
Carlos: Why do I have to be his partner?
Me: Because. . .just because! And, no! I had braces for every year of middle school! I hated them, but you can still suffer XD
Logan: You're evil
Me: Thank you, now go practice dancing!
Okay, since I REALLY owed you guys an update, I did quite a lot of them. I know there are some I missed, but I will get to those, I promise :)
Review, please!