Anakin's POV
I know what you're thinking, "What the fuck is this?" Well, let me explain and hopefully, you'll understand what's going on.
#1) I keep saying the word "donut" It's weird. Donut!
#2) Ahsoka has become obsessed with Michael Jackson and narwhals. She cusses a lot, too.
#3) Obi-wan is obsessed with bunnies and LMFAO. Don't ask why.
#4 )Yoda's species gets high on (DONUT!) helium, and they get all weird when they inhale it. Also, if you punch them, they look like Justin Beiber. I have no idea how that works. Also, when high on (DONUT!) helium, they become extremely hungry. Probably because their metabolism is working overtime with the helium.
#5) I don't know what the deal is (DONUT!) with Whoopi Goldberg. She just kinda shows up lost a lot.
#6) Padme think I'm the sexiest guy ever.( Well, it's true.) She humiliated me in front of the council asking he to fuck her. Well, that's one more reason for divorce. I'll (DONUT!) add it to the list.
Well, there you have it. Now, back to your usual Internet-surfing. Peace!