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Anakin's POV
So I was minding my own freaking business, when Ahsoka jumps out at me in a panda (DONUT!) suit, a change from her usual narwhal attire.
"Baby, baby, baby, oooohh! Like, baby, baby, ba-" she screamed.
"SHUT UP!" I yelled, covering my ears from the horrible song.
"Oooohh…what's the donut man going to do to me? Rape me?" she laughed. "I actually might enjoy it," she said with a smirk.
"Whoa, there, DONUT! Ahsoka! Calm you vagina, woman!"
"Fine," she grumbled, leaving Justin Beiber stickers behind her.
Anakin slapped himself, just as Yoda walked up.
"Ellohay, Nakinasay," he said. "Owhey reasey ouyay odaysay?"
"Three words: what-the-fuck," I said, very confused.
"On'tday aysay ouyay on'tday nowkay Igpay Atinplay!" he exclaimed.
"What?"
"Evernay indmay, evernay indmay," he sighed, walking away.
"Weird," I said with a shrug. I walked into my quarters, and tried to turn on the light, but it wasn't working. I was just about to walk out to find a spare light bulb-
"Hello," said a seductive voice. I used the force to see who it was. Padme, completely naked, lying on my bed.
"I would DONUT! appreciate it if you would masturbate in your own room," I said with a smirk.
"Don't I arouse you?" she asked, beckoning for him to come closer.
"Of course, but now is not the time for sex," I said sternly, crossing my arms across my chest.
"Fine," she grumbled, quickly dressing herself, and left.
This is going to be a long, long day.
(PS, YODA WAS SPEAKING IN PIG LATIN. REVIEW IF YOU CAN SPEAK IT, CUX I CAN!)