Time for a little rap battles.
Silver Sabre vs Celestia.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA...
Silver Sabre VERSUS.
PRINCESS CELESTIA!.
Celestia:
Yo its MC Tia with the greatest raps around.
Ill split you head and then shake your body abound.
You think your magic is good.
Well you suck dude.
I took three in a duel then killed them all.
Like A J Im gonna you say you fail Y"all.
If you"ve got scales then Im on your tail becuase I wont fail.
Im taking on hordes of enemies.
I face them with hoards of weaponary.
Your draining my force?.
So magic comes into play!.
Silver sabre:
Celestia/Tia you scanty bitch.
Why dont you go suck on my dick?
Ive defeated thousands and conquered nations.
To me your just a hallucination.
My legacy.
Odyssey.
Elegy.
Prophecys.
Written in death and bodies.
With everybody that ever dared to mess with me.
You think your so powerful with your magic horn.
I just slayed you in ten seconds now excuse me Im gonna watch some porn.
Oh yeah what did I forget?.
Im dating your sister.
Cuz shes the best of the litter.
Its a gift to me.
I just dont spit flames lyrically.
But litreally.
Ill punch you in the face again if you dont shut up.
Becuase Im about to win another cup.
Celestia:
What was that?.
It was crap.
My dead father could make a better rap.
Your a alicorn like me.
But you still suck balls.
So keep your eyes peeled.
And your lips sealed.
Or I might have to kill you using my shield.
Then Ill kick your arse.
Send you to the moon.
Because you look like a moron addicated to shrooms.
Im not pulling your leg.
Im putting you to bed.
So goodbye nighty night.
Silver sabre:
That porn was crap.
So Ill just go fuck Luna.
Im dropping tons of songs like a group of cluster bombs.
Like my bombers Ill be going heavy.
Arnt you getting sweaty Celestia?.
This isnt the resheral so you better be getting nervous.
If thers nothing wrong so go suck your mom.
Ive run amok amongest those motherfucking chumps that you call your guards.
Forty two battalions?.Went down like a shard.
Im more than the sum of my parts.
Pull you apart for fun.
But your guards lack the fanatical.
Tactical.
Flashy.
Grammatical.
Radical.
Classical action of MINE.
Theres only one crown Celestia.
Let the rap master rule.
Who do you think won?.