(Lots of testicle jokes in this one. Thanks, Clint!)
Clint vs. The Energizer Bunny
Bunny's views on Clint:
First impressions:
Dressed for success. Makes direct eye contact, good. Handshake needs work.
Things in common:
Hard to say. He isn't giving me much to work with.
Did he make me laugh?
I believe he was trying to, but that kind of adolescent toilet humour is not impressive.
Did I make him laugh?
Irrelevant.
Do I feel a connection?
Clearly he's not taking this seriously. What does he expect to gain if he isn't going to make an effort?
Overall impression:
Blonde hair and blue eyes may be aesthetically pleasing to some people, but clearly it's all recessed genes with this man.
Would I like to see this person again?
And waste another 6 minutes?
Clint's views on Bunny:
First impressions:
I believe this one suffers from what's commonly known as 'bitch face'- not unlike Posh Spice. Or Maria Hill
Things in common:
I believe she may also have a Beretta in an ankle holster. Or maybe down the front of her pants?
Did she make me laugh?
Hysterically.
Did I make her laugh?
I think she had her sense of humour removed when she had her testicles removed.
Do I feel a connection?
In the same kind of way I felt to that Somali warlord. The one who strapped electrodes to my balls and tortured me for three days.
Overall impression:
I feel like this is an episode of Scooby Doo, I'm Shaggy, and if I ripped off her mask, she'd secretly turn out to be Maria Hill.
Would I like to see this person again?
I would rather give Hulk a pedicure.