Sherrie
Date number:
#3 'Steve'
First impressions:
The Amish are speed dating now?
Things in common:
We're both mammals. Well, I am at least- let's assume he, too. That's about it.
Did he make me laugh?
Only in bewilderment
Did I make him laugh?
No, but he may have peed in fear at some stage.
Do I feel a connection?
No- I'm not sure I'd feel even a pulse if I touched his neck.
Overall impression:
Too much time at the gym, not enough time trying to not be a total social retard.
Would I like to see this person again?
No thanks. I could hear crickets chirping.
Sherrie:
Date number:
#2 'Clint'
(If that's even his real name)
First impressions:
Cute. Nice jacket.
Things in common:
I'm a freaky mystery ninja too, how about that? Oh, wait.
Did he make me laugh?
Only in a nervous way
Did I make him laugh?
He would have to of had some semblance of a sense of humour for that….
Do I feel a connection?
No, and I kinda' don't want to. There's something cold and NQR about him I don't like. And I bet he has psycho ex-girlfriends, too.
Overall impression:
Good at the start, with a rapid descent. Possibly armed.
Would I like to see this person again?
No, because it would probably end with him burying my body in a shallow grave somewhere upstate.