"Bunny"
"I'm Constance, but everyone calls my Bunny" she said. Her handshake was firm to the point of painful, and Steve tried not to wince. "Sit down" she said brusquely. Steve did as he was told.
"All right. I have a few questions for you. If you don't mind" she added almost as an afterthought.
"That's great." Steve said, nodding. At least now he wouldn't have to chitchat.
She picked up her clipboard and a pen. "Mets or Yanks?"
"Neither" Steve said bitterly.
"All-time favourite movie?"
"Um… Wizard of Oz?" he hazarded.
She looked at him, face impassive. "Wizard of Oz?" she questioned.
Steve shrugged. "I also really liked Singin' In The rain…." He hazarded.
She looked at him again. "That's a musical."
"Yes."
She scribbled furiously on her clipboard. "What did your grandparents die of?"
"Uh… what? That's… kind of a personal question."
She looked expectantly at him.
"I don't remember, it was a long time ago. I didn't actually know any of them."
She made a note. "What are your political leanings?"
"I don't know enough about current politics to have a strong opinion yet." He answered truthfully.
"Are you at least enrolled to vote?" she asked critically.
"…No" he answered with a grimace.
She frowned disapprovingly and made a note.
"Do you want to have children?" she pressed.
He stared at her. "I don't know!" he cried. "It's a bit too soon to..."
She looked at him, unimpressed. "I'm on very tight schedule, Steve. I'm looking for someone who has their life and their priorities sorted out." She stood up and shook his hand firmly again.
"Thank you for your time" she said, dismissing him.
Steve left the room feeling like he'd just interviewed for the worst job ever.
(Clint)
"What did your grandparents die of?" Bunny asked Clint.
"Haemorrhoids" Clint deadpanned.
Bunny stared at him, unimpressed. "Haemorrhoids?"
"Yeah. Bad hereditary thing. Big scandal. Really bad news."
Bunny made a note. "Moving on" she sighed. "Do you want children?"
"I already have children" Clint answered.
"Oh?" Bunny said.
"Yes. I adopted conjoined triplets from Madagascar two years ago."
Bunny raised an eyebrow "I don't think you're taking this very seriously."
"And I think you're taking it way too seriously." Clint shot back.
"Thank you for your time." Bunny said flatly.