Emily
"Hi, I'm Emily" the woman drawled. She leaned forward to shake Steve's hand; he was almost overwhelmed by the amount of cleavage she had on display. He immediately averted his eyes, but his face began to flush. He sat down, eyes still averted, and swallowed nervously.
"I'm… uh, my name is Steve" he choked out.
"Where are you from, Steve?" she leaned forward on the table, breasts front and centre.
"Um… uh… Brooklyn?" he managed. He looked determinedly at her face. She gave him a sly smile.
"So, what do you do for a living?" she pressed. She ran her eyes over him, making no attempt at subtlety. Clearly, she liked what she saw; a slow smile spread across her face.
He swallowed. He could feel beads of perspiration gathering on his top lip under her very intense scrutiny. He looked up at the ceiling.
"I… work… for the government" he murmured.
She nodded and sat back in her chair, tossing her hair over her shoulder, pushing her shoulders back to make her boobs even more obvious. She leaned forward again and reached across the table. She ran her fingers over the back of his hand, which was resting on the table. He managed to not yank it away from her. Or scream. Or fall off his chair, which is what he really wanted to do. Could this woman be any more obvious? She was just laying all her cards out on the table. He did not like it at all.
"So, Steve, are you a briefs or boxers kind of guy?" she asked, smiling at the look on his face.
(after)
Steve was sweating heavily. He practically slammed the door behind himself, and then leaned upon it. Clint was already in the hallway, and looked at him.
"Having fun?"
"She's terrifying." Steve breathed. "She kept touching me! No matter how far away I sat! And she asked me questions that made no sense. She wanted to know if I swing? I thought she was talking about playground equipment, but maybe not…."
Clint looked at him with raised eyebrows. "I'm going to buy you Hustler magazine. That'll clear things up." he said. "But first, my turn." He flashed a grin at Steve, and rubbed his hands together with delight and went in to try his luck with Emily.
Steve shuddered.