Author note

Hey people! This chapter is in honor of my love for chocolate. A love I hope you share. If you're a chocoholic then you KNOW were Six is coming from haha.

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Enjoy : )

The base was calm when Noble Six woke up later than usual. She wasn't normally a morning person but today she felt alive and refreshed. She headed for the break room to grab a nice snack of her favorite food. She hummed a tune to herself as she walked down the halls with a skip in her step. She was excited to finally be able to have her favorite food, she even had a secret stash hidden in the break room to prevent withdrawal symptoms. She opened the door to her destination, only to see her worst nightmare.

"Jun, what are you eating?" She said in a very strained voice. Her eye and entire left side began twitching but the sniper didn't seem to notice.

"Chocolate!" He took another large bite of the bar in his hand. "Me and Jorge found an entire stash of the stuff." He munched happily away. "Do you want some?" He offered a bar to her with an innocent smile on his face.

"That was MY CHOCOLATE!" She screeched in anger.

"Oh no." Jorge mumbled and dropped the chocolate he had been eating.

"What?" Jun asked eyeing the fuming and twitching Six warily.

"You NEVER come between a woman and her chocolate."

"Why? What's the big deal?" Right then Six lunged for the sniper with an inhuman war cry.

"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALIN' MY CHOCOLATE BITCH!" She yelled as she continued to pummel Jun until he was unconscious. Jorge starred at her in shock.

"What the Hell Six!"

"You're next big man!" Six growled as she stalked towards the Spartan II.

"Oh God… AAAHHHH!" Jorge took off running with Six hot on his heels.

The chase continued down the halls for a while, Six slowly but surely wearing the older Spartan down. As Jorge flew past a corner, he spotted Emile through an open door.

"Emile HELP MEEEEE!" Jorge yelled as he sprinted by. Emile looked up in confusion only to see a blur as Six passed the doorway a split-second later.

"Huh?" Noble Four heard aloud crash.

"Please Six I didn't know it was yours!"

"LIAR!"

"I swear!"

"You should have known!"

"No please Six not the- OOOWWWW!" Emile watched the door with wide eyes. What the Hell is going on? Pretty soon he saw Six step into view, wiping her hands together with a victorious smirk on her face.

"Uh Six,"

"Yeah?" She asked innocently, with a sickly sweet smile plastered on her face.

"What's going on?"

"Oh, nothing." He raised an eyebrow.

"Really..?"

"Yep, nothing to see here!" She nervously laughed.

"So where's Jorge?" He questioned seriously.

"Uh… napping."

"Oh really?" He asked skeptically. "Sounded like you two were in a fight." He pressed, trying to get the guilty looking Spartan to tell him what was going on.

"No." She defended, though sweat was starting to bead her brow and she was jittering like a cell-phone on vibrate.

"I heard him screaming Six." She cracked.

"He had it coming! He ate my chocolate!" Her eyes flitted from side to side. "Bye Emile, have a nice day!" And she ran down the hall. Emile just stood there with his mouth gapping open.

"What just happened?" He asked to himself after Six was gone. He would never understand the newest member of Noble, though he figured he should still go check to see what she had done to Jorge…

Carter was enjoying a nice morning walk through the base's halls when he heard a mysterious noise coming from the break room. Curious, he went to investigate. He stepped inside, only to find Jun out cold on the floor.

"Uh Jun?" The Commander asked. The only response he got was a groan. Sighing, Carter walked to the sink and filled a cup that he retrieved from the cupboard. He returned to Jun and stood over him for a few seconds before dumping the cold water on Noble Three's face. Jun spluttered and jolted up, looking around him with a wild look in his eyes. "What were you doing sleeping on the floor soldier?" Carter's tone was slightly amused.

"I wasn't sleeping!" He looked around quickly before standing up to face his Commander. The sniper leaned forward. "She got me." He whispered ominously.

"Who?"

"That crazy maniac! Beware Commander… Beware…" He said, backing away towards the door.

"What on Earth are you talking about Jun?" Carter demanded, the sniper was starting to creep him out.

"DON'TEATTHECHOCOLATE!" He yelled unintelligibly before running out of the room, screaming and gurgling all the way until Carter could no longer hear him.

"Well… that was weird." He sighed again. "I need a vacation…" He grumbled to himself as he set about look for something to eat that would relax him. On the counter to his right he spotted a pile of chocolate. Just what I need. He thought to himself before he grabbed a bar off the top of the pile. He plopped down on the couch and opened the wrapper part way. He was about to take a bite when the door opened.

"Hey there Commander!" Six greeted cheerily after spotting his head over the back of the couch. That's weird, Six is never this happy in the morning.

"Hello Six." He replied. "Having a nice morning?" He asked with a suspicious edge to his voice.

"Oh yeah, I-" She turned around and froze when she saw Carter. "Commander, what are you doing?" She asked.

"I'm eating a chocolate bar. What does it look like I'm doing Six?" He said confused at how she missed the obvious.

"That was my chocolate." She said, her tone deadly. It all clicked into place for Carter.

"Oh Shit."

"RRRAAAAHHHH!" Six lunged at him, the couch toppling over in the process.

Six sat happily on her surprisingly comfortable seat, chomping away at her chocolate bar with an air of pure happiness.

"Can you please get off me now?" Her chair growled angrily.

"Nope! Sorry Commander, but I can't let you up until you promise never to touch my chocolate again." She said cheerily.

"I promise, I promise! God after this I never want to touch a damn piece of chocolate for the rest of my life!" He exclaimed. Smirking triumphantly, Six stood up. She knew no one would touch her chocolate again.

Oh chocolate I love you so. Haha this was so fun to write. I am more than open to suggestions for these and my serious one-shot series, so if you have an idea that you'd like to share than come to me : D. Hope you guys liked it! Next one involves space, the final frontier! Haha I finally have an excuse to say that : P. Thank you for your reviews! See you next time!