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I'm back bitches :D! I'm just kiddin' I love you guys :3 Anyway I finally got some ideas for this! I've been focused on my main Halo fic and starting a new fanfic project (yeah I know wtf is wrong with me?) but anyway here this is, sorry if it's a little short but I might do one of these for all of Noble. Hopefully you guys still read this and I hope you love it!

Disclaimer: I do not own Halo or the music used…

Enjoy : )

Carter stood under the warm water of the shower head, just enjoying the relaxing touch it had on his exercise tensed muscles. Noble Team was stationed at HQ for the time being and the members were just enjoying the free time they had. After a few minutes of standing under the hot spray, Carter turned off the water and grabbed his towel off the stall wall. He slung the white towel around his shoulders as he exited the stall, as a Spartan he never felt embarrassment when it came to being seen in his birthday suit. As he was drying his hair, a strange beat began to play in the background and his movements slowed. What the? Was all he managed to think before…

I'm bringin' sexy back.

Yeah.

Them other boys don't know how to act.

Yeah.

I think its special whats behind your back.

Yeah.

So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.

Carter's eye twitched as he looked around the haunted showers and saw nothing. Nevertheless he took his towel and wrapped it around his waist protectively as the embarrassing music continued to play. Still feeling extremely self-conscious, Carter headed for the main part of the locker room to see where the suggestive music was coming from, and to get some clothes so he didn't feel like a piece of ghost eye candy.

As he peaked his head around the corner he say something that disturbed him in such away that he was, undoubtedly, mentally scared for life. Jun was standing next to one of the many benches in the locker room, striping slowly in a seductive manner while lip-syncing to the now declared evil song that was playing on his radio. Wait where did Jun get a radio? But these thoughts were stopped as Jun continued to dance dirtily. Carter's jaw dropped to the floor and he felt as if his eyes were burning out of their sockets. Jun turned, saw Carter, and gave a complete 'busted' look at the sight of the stricken Noble One. Jun hastily drew his clothes around his naked chest.

"Uh, Commander, this isn't what it looks like!"

"Jun, what were you doing?" Carter asked in what was little more than a fearful whisper.

"Nothing! I wasn't doing anything!" He yelled in a way that screamed 'guilty' before he grabbed the stereo and proceeded to toss it to some unseen corner of the locker room. "What are you talking about?" He said quickly. He was twitching and his face was deep red. Carter gave him a strange inquiring look.

"Um… okay then… I'm gonna get dressed and leave now." In record time the Commander had dressed and was out the door, all the while screaming something about 'bleeding eyes' and 'old pop music is of the devil'.

Jun let out a sigh as he watched his Commander flee in terror. He was never gonna let him live this down, and it didn't help the certain rumors that he knew were floating around. Now whether or not those rumors were true… The sniper shrugged and began humming the rest of the song in his head as he went to take his shower.

This has actually been floating around in my head since my friend asked the question:

"I wonder if the Noble Team members have there own theme songs?"

To which I replied with:

"Let us find out!"

And thus this was born. And oh yes of course I gave this song to Carter because for some unknown reason I find him extremely attractive, as I have mentioned before (but seriously, look at him my God!).

I plan on updating this again soon if ya'll wish. And if you want me to continue the 'theme song' thing just say. Oh! And make suggestions! Except for Jun and Kat, I know theirs 'grins evilly'.

I love you guys and thank you so much for reading and reviewing this story!

SS out.

Oh God I almost forgot! :O

Happy Bungie week! :D To honor this occasion I would love to play a match or two with you guys (though I'm not the best :p) the tags MotherMcKarther (don't ask) and just send a message saying your ff name and we shall fight like brothers!…? Sisters…? Siblings… 'sigh'

Halo for the win! Bungie too! :D