I'M BACK BITCHES!

Sorry about my long absence, I really had nothing when it came to new ideas for this story or writing down the ones I had.

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Hope you enjoy the AMURICA edition of SCfF : D.

Six was enjoying one of the few peaceful rests that she was able to snatch every so often at base. She had drifted off some time ago and was probably dreaming of shooting grunts while leaping aggressively through a field of fire. The rest of Noble was enjoying naps as well… except for two members.

"Time to wake up bitches!" Came the loud yell followed closely by a bugle.

"FACK!" Six practically jumped from her bed in shock and glared at her two teammates in the door, Kat looked about ready to kill someone, Jun was flailing madly in a tangle of sheets, and Jorge was looking at the entrance to the Spartan's living quarters with shock.

"It's time to celebrate freedom!" Shouted a patriotically decked out Commander. An old American flag was draped over his shoulders like a cape, and a red, white, and blue top hat adorned his head. He carelessly tossed the bugle over his shoulder, ignoring the cry of pain that followed.

"Hell yeah! AMERICA!" Added Emile, his helmet replaced with an eagles head.

"You two are idiots." Kat said with a shake of her head.

"Don't you disrespect freedom!" Emile snarled, pointing an accusing finger at the skeptical looking Spartan.

"Why are you two even doing this anyway?" Six asked, still looking at the two Spartans like they were out of their minds, which they probably were. A horrified gasp escaped the two men.

"You don't know what day it is?" Emile practically yelled with evident disgust.

"It's the frickin Fourth of July! You know what that means?"

"FREEDOM!" Emile struck a heroic pose.

"AMURICA!" Carter added with emphasis.

"Does America still even exist?" Jun asked.

"You watch your goddamn mouth!" Emile threatened, a finger pointed angrily at Jun.

"Are you two serious about this?" Six asked with a raised eyebrow.

"What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of my freedom." Carter snarked back, waving small American flags, while Emile played what could only be the American anthem. Six's eye twitched in annoyance, in an attempt to escape the over patriotic atmosphere she thought up a plan.

"Jun doesn't like America." She said seriously before easily walking past the stunned Spartans at the door.

"What? No! I love America its beautiful!" Jun panicked, waving his hands in front of him as if warding away the death sentence Six had practically placed on his head.

"You respect freedom!" Carter said dangerously, taking a step closer to the terrified sniper.

"And liberty!" Emile joined the Commander, still intimidating despite the eagles head.

"AMERICAAAAA!" The two shouted in unison as they pounced on Jun.

"I'm leaving." Kat said with a shake of her head as she made her way out of the room followed by Jorge.

It wasn't long after that Carter and Emile dramatically entered the break room, and tossed Jun unceremoniously on the floor. The poor Spartan was wrapped in the American flag that had decorated Carter's shoulders and he had a tuft of eagle feathers effectively gagging him. Carter placed his boot on Jun's still form and let out one last cry of "AMERICA!" while Emile attempted to make eagle screeches.

AMURICA!

Yeeeaaaaah I don't know what the hell is wrong with me either, I get all patriotic on the 4th and for some reason this got into my head.

Sorry that it's a bit short, oh well : /.

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