Okay, let's get back to this. I'm totally Writer's Blocked on TVD, so I'm updating this. Read On!
Stevie- I'm back!
HoN Cast- *screams*
Damien- I hate you.
Phelos- Me too.
Stevie- Why?
Damien&Phelos- Thant new story you just posted.
Stevie- Oh yeah that. And, if any of you are wondering who Phelos is, he's the Raven Mocker in my DamienxRM story. Sorry. It's called Heal My Broken Heart if any of my fans want to read it.
Jack- You know I kinda like you. You're helping Damien move on. *smiles*
Stevie- Thank you! *grins*
Inquiete- Umm, don't you have reviews to read?
Stevie- Oh yeah. And since she brought it up, I'll do hers first.
Neferet- Thanks, bit**.
Stevie- *snaps*
Butterscotch- Yes, boss?
Stevie- *points to Neferet* Her! Sic her!
Neferet- N-no. I-I-I d-d-didn't m-mean it! *screaming* Noooo!
*3 Very Graphic Hours Later*
Stevie- Good boy! *rubbing belly*
Neferet- *dead bones*
Rest of HoN Cast- *staring scared*
Stevie- Ready for the first review?
HoN Cast- *staring silently* *cheering*
Stevie- Remember what happened last time you didn't listen to me?
HoN Cast- *very quickly* No, we're not ready but your gonna do it anyways.
Stevie- Absolutelly positivelly!
Damien- Those weren't even real words.
Stevie- Want me to bring Phelos back?
Damien- No! No, no, no, no, no!
Stevie- Then shush! *singing* She's got a smile like California. She's got a spirit like New Orleans. Eyes like the lights of New York City, yeah. Cool as a Carolina Breeze. But, underneath (underneath), she's got a heart like Memphis!
Stevie Rae- I love the Carter Twins! But that was random…
Stevie Rae- Eh, I was listening to the song. Anyway, now for the review!
Inquiete
You know my opinion, this was the shit. Now let me think of a dare. Hmm, i can't think of a dare, but you should totally kill Neferet. That should be amazing and funny. Plus its payback for "sacrificing" Jack. :( RIP.
Annie&Stevie&Inquiete- Jack! We miss you! *hugs Jack*
Erik- Why are you bring all the psychos here?
Stevie- *place hands to do the Death Clap*
Erik- No! I'm sorry!
Stevie- *clap twice= Life Clap*
Neferet- *alive again*
Stevie- So let's do this review!
Neferet- But you just brought me back!
Angel- I'm Stevie's sister and Stevie's gonna let me pick how to kill you.
Inquiete- Is she psychotic, too?
Stevie- No. But she loves Jack even though she's never read the series and henceforth hates Neferet.
Inquiete- Okay!
Stevie- OMG! It's 5 minutes to midnight and I'm listening to the song 5 Minutes to Midnight by Boys like Girls!
Angel- Ahem?
Stevie- Oh right! What do you pick, sis?
Angel- A slow working venomous snake bite.
Stevie- I have the perfect snake. It's not actually a snake but how about a bite from Orochimaru, the snake dude from Naruto.
Angel- I came up with that!
Orochimaru- *appears* Who?
Angel- *points to Neferet*
*2 Very Agonizing Hours for Neferet Later*
Stevie- hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha hahahaha haha hahahhahahahahahaha!
Inquiete-
Angel- Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…. Go Orochimaru!
Stevie- Time for the next review!
Annie Honson
Truth: Aphrodite. Honestly, do you like Rephaim now, since he's a hot Indian? (Don't give me the wrong answer! I have my ways to get answers out of you punks...)
Dare- Erik. Let's play: put an Asscream into a bucket full of nails and than roll them down a hill to see if they survive. If they do survive, give me a flamethrower (you know what happens Stevie)
Die- (can I do a die?) Hmmm... People choose Neferet, and Erik and people like that too often... I choose the Twins... They don't get enough attention. Lock them in a room with Barney the Dinosaur before he was trained into the show dinosaur he is
Stevie- All right, Aphrodite. Answer.
Aphrodite- I've forgiven him. I'm starting to like him. But not in a 'I wanna date him' kind of way. Stevie Rae can have him. I have my Darius. *cuddles Darius*
Stevie- Oh, yay. This one will be fun. Erik, in the bucket. *points to bucket Butterscotch brought in when no one was looking*
Erik- No! Don't I die enough?
Stevie&Annie- No!
Annie- So get in the bucket, a**cream!
Erik- What will happen if I don't?
Stevie- We'll play the special closet game!
Rest of the Cast- Do it, Erik!
Erik- Fine. *climbs in bucket*
Stevie- Yay! *closes eyes*
All- *appears on a hill*
Erik- *rolling in the bucket down the hill*
Annie- I'll go check on him. *closes eyes and appears at the bottom of the hill* Yay! He's still alive!
Stevie- *tosses her a flame thrower*
Annie- *pulls trigger*
Erik- *girls scream*
Annie- Dang it! That was over too quickly!
Stevie- There's still the die, which, yes you are allowed to do.
Annie- Yay!
Stevie- *closes eyes*
All- *appears at comfy cottage living room*
Stevie- Crap! This is the wrong place! *closes eyes again*
All- *appears in gory, scary, dark dungeon game has been taking place in*
Twins- Dang!
Stevie- Into the room!
Twins- *go into room*
Annie- There's a camera in there, right?
Stevie- You doubted it? *turns on TV*
*On TV*
Erin- OMG, it Barney!
Shaunee- We love you, Barney!
Barney- *growl*
Erin- What the-
Shaunee- Freak?
Barney- *bites Erin*
Erin- Ow!
Shaunee- Barney? Are you okay?
Barney- *scratches Shaunee* *starts full- on attack*
Shaunee- Barney, WHY!
Shaunee&Erin- *dead*
*In the Dungeon*
Annie&Stevie- *cheering*
The Cast (except for the evil people)- *crying and scared*
Stevie- Next and last review!
Cast- *cheering*
Stevie- What are you cheering for? There's still more after that.
Cast- *crying*
Gracious the Homicidal Maniac
Hmmmmmmm...Well I was just up for a full 24 hours so this might not be very good, but...Truth for everyone:Who was your first crush. D.F.E:Make out with them, then throw them off a cliff...Sorry Stevie Rae, Rephaim's probly going to hurl you off a cliff now...Oh well...Rephaim's dare:You have to go into a room full of your fangirls for as long as Stevie wants, then in a room full of your haters (who I am NOT one of) for the same amount of time...Thats all, BYE!
Gracious- Hello!
Stevie-Well, I don't get the D.F.E. or what D.F.E. stands for so, I'll skip that. So, let's start with the truth.
Zoey- Heath.
Heath- Zo.
Erin- Christian Mathews.
Shaunee- Christopher Mathews.
Kalona- Nyx.
Neferet- Loren.
Erik- Bella Trimaldy.
Stark- Jennifer Antimelda.
Stevie Rae- Tristen Lithial.
Rephaim- Stevie Rae.
Stevie- That's everyone that's enough into the focal point of this story to do. Rephaim, time for your dare. The room's over there. Annie, Inquiete, and any other Rephaim fan, follow me.
*In the Room*
Random Fangirl- Rephaim I love you!
Another RF- I love you more!
Rephaim- *smothered in hugs and kisses*
*2 hours later* *In the Dungeon*
Stevie- Well, Rephaim, none of us can follow you in there. But there's a camera so we can watch.
Rephaim- *walks into Rephaim Hater's room*
*2 Hours Later*
Rephaim- *bleeding profusely and on fire*
Stevie- Bye, Gracious!
Gracious- *disappears*
Angel- My turn!
Stevie- *hands her plastic bag*
Zoey- What's happening now?
Stevie- Angel's gonna kill Neferet.
Neferet- Why me?
Angel- *shouting and crying* Cuz you killed Jack! And if you don't behave. We're gonna play the Special Closet Game and you're going to get the first question right, and the second one wrong, and the second guest star will be Orochimaru.
Orichimaru- *laughing somewhere out of sight*
Neferet- No!
Angel&Stevie- Then behave!
Angel- Sit still. *puts bag over her head and duct tapes the opening* Die, bit**, die!
Neferet- *gagging*
Everyone else- *cheering*
Neferet- *dead again, for the third time*
Stevie- Now, it's time for the Special Closet Game, because you've all misbehaved all chapter! *claps twice*
Twins, Erik, Neferet- *alive again…*
Stevie- *catches them up*
Cast- Noooo!
Stevie&Angel- Yessss!
Stevie- The first question is: How old is my sister?
Erik- 15?
Stevie- Close, but no.
Zoey- 14?
Stevie- Not even close.
Neferet- 13?
Stevie- Neferet wins! Good job!
Neferet- But how? You said-
Stevie- I lied. Anyways, our first guest star is Jace Lightwood, my fiancé from the Mortal Instruments.
Jace- The question is, who is my biological father, and what is my first adopted father's last name?
Neferet- Michael Wayland, Lightwood.
Jace- No. I thought so too until City of Glass. The correct answer is… Stephen Herondale and Morgenstern.
Neferet- *screams like a dude*
Stevie- The second guest star is-
Angel- Can I tell them, can I tell them?
Stevie- *sigh* I suppose so.
Angel- The second guest star is Orochimaru, my loving Naruto husband.
Stevie- Barf.
Angel- *slaps Stevie* Neferet, into the freaking closet, now!
Neferet- *walks into the closet*
Angel- There's another TV, right?
Stevie- Really, sis? You doubted me. Of course I do, moron.
Angel- *slaps Stevie again* Butthole…
Stevie- *turns on TV*
*On the TV*
Ororchimaru- Hello. I've been waiting for you.
Neferet- Don't kill me again, don't kill me again, don't kill me again…
Orochimaru- *smiles evilly* Why would I do that? I'm just here to have a little fun.
Neferet- But the rules of the game say I have to die.
Orochimaru- No they don't. They say you have to be in pain. *scratches her* Did that hurt?
Neferet- Yes…
Orichimaru- Then my job is done. *looks like he's about to walk away then turns and scratches her again. This time deeper*
Neferet- Ow! What is wrong with you, you psycho?
Orochimaru- Angel, can I kill her now?
Angel*from behind the door*- *crying* Yes! Kill her, kill her, kill her dead!
Orochimaru- *scratches and bites her 'til she dies*
Neferet- *dead*
*In the Dungeon*
Angel&Stevie- *cheering*
Rest of the Cast- *cheering*
Orochimaru- Be quiet!
All- *having a party*
Orochimaru- SHUT UP!
All- *shuts up*
Orochimaru- Thank you. Angel, we're leaving.
Angel- Coming, Oro. Coming, sis?
Stevie- In a minute. I have to do something first. *claps twice*
Neferet- *alive again* You said you wouldn't kill me!
Angel- *going to strangle her*
Stevie- No, no, no. The game's over for today. You have to wait until next time.
Angel- *clawing Orochimaru's arm trying not to strangle her* I will get you next time Neferet! Ahhh!
Stevie- Come on, Jaceykins. We're leaving.
Jace- Coming, Steviekins.
Stevie- Peace! *walks out with Angel, Orochimaru, and Jace, locking the door behind them*
Stark- Da**! She locked it! Now what?
That's it for today. See you next time. Angel will be back. BTW, Angel was actually inspired by my sister. She was reading this as I wrote it and when it said she slapped me, she actually slapped me. So, we'll all see you tomorrow. And, Annie, next time Simon's gonna get it. Really, really, really tired, StevieRae2011, signing off!