I have nothing to say except I'm sorry that I haven't updated TVD recently. Read On!
Stevie- !
Cast- *scream*
Zoey- I probably shouldn't ask but, why are you laughing?
Stevie- The- hahahahahahahahahahahahaha- answer you s-s-seek- hahahahahahahahahahaha- is on the Flashback TV! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*On the TV*
Private Investigator- I'm sorry ma'am.
Stevie- *scarily calm* You were discovered again. That is slacking. That was strike three. I'm sorry but there are consequences.
PI- B-b-but I'm sorry! *crying* Don't hurt me.
Stevie- But, my dear boy, everything has consequences. I've let you off easy twice. *shouting* BUT NO MORE!
PI- Oh, God, no. Here it comes.
Stevie- *sounding angry now* Do you think I'm some kind of Saint? Do you think you'll always get off easy? I'm a psycopath! I'm violent! Don't pi** me off! *slashes his wrists really deep*
PI- Oh God!
Stevie- NOW YOU CAN DIE! *walks away* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Jaceykins!
Jace- By the Angel, she's coming! *runs away*
Stevie- You know I can smell fear, Jace, right?
Annie- Wow. You are pure evil.
*In the Dungeon*
Stevie- *turns off TV* Wasn't that hilarious?
Cast- *scared*
Stark- Who the fu** was that?
Stevie- *shrugs* The Private Investigator I hired to follow Jace until we're married. He got discovered, went on a date with the enemy so Jace escaped for a little while, and then got discovered again. So I killed him.
Annie- My secret agent was the enemy he went on a date with. She was killed, too.
Jack- I'm scared…
Stevie- *sigh* haven't we been through this already? I wouldn't hurt you. Hey Damien, sleep well?
Damien-I. Still. Hate. You!
Stevie- Hahahahahahahaha!
Inquiete- But you and Phelos make such a cute couple!
Damien- *opens mouth to talk*
Stevie- No more talk! We have two things to do before the first review! First, welcome back my sister, Angel and her hubby, Orochimaru.
Angel- Hello!
Cast- Hello!
Neferet- *screams* AHHHH!
Orochimaru- Hello, Neferet. Did you enjoy our time in the closet?
Neferet- *screams again, louder* AHHHHHHH!
Stevie- I believe Angel and Neferet have some business to take care of.
Angel- *nods*
Neferet- *sounding sarcastic* Oh, goody.
Orochimaru- *evil smirk*
Stevie&Cast: *chills* Scary! Die, die, die!
Angel- Do you all want to die? Including you, sis. I'm not kidding! Don't insult him!
Stevie- Just get to killing!
Orochimaru- You should.
Angel- With pleasure! *smiles evilly*
Neferet- *gulp*
Angel- *chokes Neferet* NO ONE CALLS MY OROCHI A PSYCO AND NEVER TALKS BACK TO HIM AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
Neferet- *dead*
Orochimaru- That's my girl.
Angel- *smiles*
Orochimaru- *hisses* Don't you dare throw another party!
All- Yes, sir!
Stevie- Let's get this party rolling I have lots of reviews.
Cast- Goody.
Stevie- But first, I have to kill somebody.
Cast (except Erik)- *points to Erik*
Erik- *points to Stark* *notices all the other fingers* Hey!
Stevie- Is for horses! And it's none of you.
Cast- *relieved*
Simon Lewis- *poofs in*
Annie- NOOOOOO!
Stevie- Yeeeeeeeeeees! I told you. No one hurts my Jaceykins!
Simon- Am I going to be away from her? *points to Annie*
Stevie- Until I bring you back later.
Simon- DO IT!
Stevie- Okay. *grabs knife*
Annie's Russians- *storms dungeon*
Stevie- *claps*
AR's- *dead*
Annie- No fair! *fuming*
Stevie- Forgot I could do that, didn't you?
Annie- *grudgingly* Yeah…
Simon- Just kill me, already!
Stevie- With pleasure! *slits throat and watches as all the blood seeps out*
Annie- No! *kneels next to Simon's dead body*
Simon's Soul- Why am I not gone?
Stevie- Cuz I'm the Goddess of Souls and I kept you here. Duh.
SS- *sigh*
Stevie- First review!
HouseofNight321
Dare: One of the girls has to be stuck with a sparkly Edward CullenTruth: Will Zoey ever be over Heath?Die: KALONA FOR KILLING HEATH *cries*
Stevie- We'll do the dare first. I'm a girl! Can I volunteer?
All Girls Present- *nods*
Stevie- Wait are you talking about book or movie Edward?
HoN321- Movie.
Stevie- Then I volunteer Venus.
All Other Girls- *nods*
Venus- No!
Stevie- Too bad! You're outnumbered and no one likes you.
Edward- *poofs in*
Stevie- *pushes Venus towards him and poofs them out* Truth next! Zoey, will you?
Zoey- Honestly? I've already moved on but no. Somewhere inside me I'll always love him.
Stevie- Very heartfelt. I do love you like white bread so I do feel for you. But, in a lighter mood, time for my favorite part! The Death. Kalona, come here.
Kalona- *walks forward*
Stevie- *lays hand on his shoulder* *purple irises glow* *irises stop glowing*
Kalona- *girly scream* What did you do to me?
Stevie- Made you mortal. It takes a lot of energy which is why my eyes glowed. But, now we can kill you! *smiles evilly*
Kalona- Why me?
Stevie- I'll show you. Raise your hand if you hate Kalona.
All (Orochimaru included)- *raises hand*
Kalona- Oh, that's why.
Stevie- But, since HoN321 didn't tell me how to kill you and I don't hate you as much as Neferet, I'll give you a choice: quickly and painfully or quickly and painlessly?
Kalona- Quickly and-
Stevie- Painfully? Okay.
Kalona- I wasn't gonna say-
Stevie- Quickly and painlessly? I know. That's why you said painfully.
Kalona- But I didn't say-
Stevie- Gah! We know! *snaps fingers*
Butterscotch- Who boss?
Stevie- *points to Kalona*
Butterscotch- *morphs*
Kalona- *girly scream*
Everyone- *laughing*
Kalona- *dead*
Stevie- Next review! This person has 2 so we'll do them both at once!
AngelOrochimaruLover
Nice sis I wonder what's next lolDie- dump stark in a pool of hungry sharks
Angel- I enjoyed watching Orochi kill Neferet... I'm gonna freaking kill her next time!Orochimaru- I enjoyed killing Neferet in front of Angel :)... hurry up and post again I want to see Angel kill Neferet!Angel- I agree with Orochi... Love you sisDie- I kill Neferet slowly and painfully!
Dare- Put Erik in a bucket of Electric eels and time how long he stays alive
Stevie- *crying* We'll start with the first death.
Stark- Holy shi**! She's crying! She has a fu**ing heart!
Angel- Hey! Don't talk to my sister like that!
Stark- Is this the Angel that reviewed?
Stevie- Yeah. She got an account yesterday. *starts to sob* And it's all my fault you're gonna die because she only reviewed to kill you because she knew I like you! *smiles* But, I'll bring you back so it's okay.
Stark- Just get it over with.
Zoey- *sobbing* I love you Stark!
Stark- Come on, Z, don't cry. I'll be back soon.
Stevie- *closes eyes and shark tank appears* All right, meet Ameliae, Phelos, and Sam.
Damien- No! It's that name again!
Stevie- I love doing that to you. It's so funny! That's why the shark is named that! By the way, Sam is a girl. Phelos *evilly smirks*, is the only boy.
Damien- I. Hate. You!
Stevie- Hate is a mean word! *shoots Damien with a machine gun*
Jack- What was that for? *sobs*
Stevie- I was bored. HE'S COMING BACK! Anyway, let's kill James Stark! Stark, climb in that barrel.
Stark- *climbs in barrel*
Stevie- *lifts rope to up above the shark tank* Ready?
Stark- As I'll ever be.
Stevie- Bye, Arrowboy! *pulls rope and sends Stark into the shark tank*
Stark- *very manly scream* *dead*
Stevie- Next review by Angel! We'll do the dare first since I'm not sure what to do for the die. Erik, get in the bucket!
Erik- Okay, what is up with people who's name starts with 'A' putting me in a bucket to die? First Annie, now Angel! Can't I at least die with my dignity like Stark?
Angel- What dignity? You scream like a girl!
Erik- No comment.
Angel- So GET IN THE BUCKET!
Erik- *sighs* Fine. *gets in the bucket*
Stevie- Inquiete, the eels if you please.
Angel- Awww. I wanted to do it!
Inquiete- It is her review.
Stevie- Who is the author here?
Inquiete&Angel- You.
Stevie- So do what your freaking told!
Angel&Inquiete- *grudgingly* Yes, ma'am.
Inquiete- *pours in eels*
Erik- *very girly scream*
Inquiete&Angel&Stevie- Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Erik- *dead*
Stevie- Time to die, Neferet?
Neferet- I refuse to be killed again. Is that not beneath a Goddess-Incarnate?
Stevie- You know, I was gonna let you off easy. Butterscotch kills you, it's over. But, you just made me mad. Nobody here believes you're Nyx-Incarnate. So get over yourself! Now you are to be slowly dipped in acid.
Neferet- But I am!
Stevie- Somebody shut her up!
Kalona- With pleasure. *duct tapes her mouth*
Neferet- *gibberish*
Stevie- Good. Now, the acid pool is over there. Walk.
Neferet- *walks*
Stevie- Hand over your head! *ties hands and then ties other end of rope to a thing that dips her in the acid*
All- Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Stevie- Shush it! I am! *pushes button*
Neferet- *manly scream* I am Nyx-Incarnate! She will get you! *sounds like gibberish*
Nyx- Stop! This woman is Nyx-Incarnate!
Stevie- Sh**! For real?
Nyx- No, I'm joking! Keep killing her! I brought popcorn!
Annie- *poofs in* See? Even Nyx hates your guts!
Nyx- *nods*
Neferet- *being slowly dipped in acid* *gibberish*
Nyx- Shut up already! No one understands you!
Neferet- *up to her stomach in acid*
Annie- Aww! It's almost up to her heart. She'll be dead soon.
Neferet- *up to her ribcage*
Nyx- Only another second now. *eats popcorn*
Neferet- *dead*
Nyx&Annie&Angel&Inquiete&Stevie- AWWWWWWWW!
Stevie- Oh well. Next review.
AnnieHonson
My group of Russians will save both Simon and Mangus!Truth- Zoey. Who's bigger? Loren or Stark? (I know, gross question but I'm a half tomboy teenager! I'm supposed to think like that!)Dare- Hmmmm... Stark! Spend half an hour in a locked closet with me!Die- Dragon. NOBODY HURTS REPHAIM THE WAY YOU DID!
Stevie- One, Magnus is mine. Two, your Russians didn't help much did they?
Annie- No, they didn't, and he is mine!
Stevie- Whatever. Truth time. Zoey?
Zoey- This is an awkward question.
Stevie- You know, a lot of people have already disrespected me this chapter. You want to add to the possibility we might play the Special Closet Game?
Zoey- No! Fine, the answer is Loren. The only reason I answered honestly is because Stark is dead.
Stark- No I'm not!
Zoey- Stevie! When?
Stevie- When you were all watching Neferet die. Flashback TV!
*On TV*
Annie- Aww! It's almost up to her heart. She'll be dead soon.
Stevie- *silently claps twice*
Stark- *alive again*
*In the Dungeon*
Zoey- I. Hate. You!
Stevie- Tsk, tsk, tsk! Didn't you learn anything from Damien? *claps once*
Zoey- *dead*
Nerd Herd&Stark&Aphrodite- Noooo! Zoey!
Stevie- *holding Zoey's shining, gorgeous white soul* Dare time!
Stark- No! I refuse. I don't care if we play the game! Anything is better than that!
Stevie- Too bad! *pushes Stark into the room* He's all yours Annie.
*30 Minutes Later*
Annie- *whining* Times up already? Can't I have a little more time?
Stevie- You should have put more time on your review.
Stark- *shirt torn, lip stick marks all over his face and neck, and looking rough all over, his hair sticking every which way* She can't go back and change it can she? Can she? *sounds crazed and scared*
Stevie- No.
Annie- Da**it!
Stevie- At least you have your die as consolation!
Annie- True! What are you waiting for?
Stevie- Well, I just had to decide how to kill him. But, we'll bring in Light from Death Note and have him write Dragon's name in the Death Note.
Light- What's the name?
Annie- Dragon Lankford.
Light- *writes: Dragon Lankford*
*9 Seconds Later*
Light- *writes: dies from lung failure*
Dragon- *gasping* Why can't I breathe?
Light- You're experiencing lung failure. Have fun with that! *poofs out*
Dragon- *dead*
Annie- Why did my review take so little time?
Stevie- I dunno.
Annie- Can I at least stick around?
Stevie- Yeah. Just go stand over there.
Annie- Okay. *stands in the corner next to Orochimaru* Hey. How you doin'?
Stevie- Ready for another review?
Jack- How many are there?
Stevie- Just five. Just one more since we did Angel's two together. So let's go.
IloveZimandNny16
Love this thing! In fact I love these Truth or Dare games. Hehehehe They always show people's insanity. And I love insanity! Wait... You can add you own truth and dares and such? Hmmmm... I got it!Truth-(Neferet) Why did you kill Loren when he did what you told him to do you? And why did you kill him so soon? The rest of us wanted to kill him for better -(Neferet) Trap her in an empty room with me a giant jug of water and a -(Neferet) This will complete with her dare.
Stevie- Well, do any of you remember who's dead so far?
Jack- Damien, Zoey, that Simon guy, that group of Russians, Kalona, Erik, Neferet, and Dragon.
Stevie- Not no mores!
Stark- You mean you're bringing them all back?
Stevie- Yups. I miss having Damien to correct me. And, I need Neferet. And it takes more energy if I'm bringing back more than one but not all of them. *claps twice*
Damien&Zoey&Simon&Russians&Kalona&Erik&Neferet&Dragon- *alive again*
Jack&Stark&Nerd Herd&Aphrodite- *rejoicing*
16- Can we get this party rolling?
Orochimaru- I said no party! *hissing*
Stevie- It's a figure of speech, old man. Get a grip!
Orochimaru- *settles back into the corner*
16- Well, can we?
Stevie- Yups! Neferet, talk.
Neferet- Well, I killed him, because he actually wanted both of us. So, he would want just me or nobody. I killed him so soon, because I like when people die.
16- That makes sense. Time for fun.
Stevie- Okay, 16. That room over there has both items requested. See you soon!
Annie&Inquiete&Angel- Camera?
Stevie- Stop asking! You know there is. *indicates to the giant flat screen in the middle of the dungeon*
*On TV*
16- I hate you, you know.
Neferet- Doesn't everyone?
16- Yeah, pretty sure. Just making sure you understand.
Neferet- I understand. Just get it over with.
16- Sure. Come over here.
Neferet- *steps over*
16- *starts screaming* Bit**! You killed my Jack! *bangs her head with the jug* Die! *bangs head again* *turns on chainsaw and cuts off limbs*
Neferet- *manly scream* Just kill me!
16- Die! Die! Be in a lot of pain! Die! *pours water on her*
Neferet- *melts*
16- Holy crap! She melted. That just proves she really is evil.
*In the Dungeon*
16- *covered in blood* Hey, guys. You watched on TV?
All- *nods, shocked*
16- Yeah, I saw the camera. Hey, what's wrong?
Stevie- She melted. I didn't know she'd do that.
16- Oh, that. Me neither.
All- *bursts into cheers and applause*
Stevie- Hey, Stark, you know that I have cameras in here, right?
Stark- *cautiously suspicious* Yeah?
Stevie- And you know I watch them *puts on emphasis* all the time?
Stark- *still suspicious* Yeah?
Stevie- Even after I *insert more emphasis here on after* just walk out the door?
Stark- Yeah? *dawning revelation* Ohhh…
Stevie- Yeaaaaaaah. That. And, that made me mad so we're playing the Special Closet Game.
Cast- *sarcastic* Thanks a lot, Stark!
Annie&Inquiete&Angel- *completely bright and perky serious* Thanks, Stark!
Stevie- So, my question is, what HoN character do I have hanging on my wall?
Kalona- That's easy! Me!
Stevie- Ew, no, gross, forget it, DIE! *claps*
Kalona- *dead*
Stevie- Next guess!
Zoey- Stark?
Stevie- Would if I could but, you see, I have to get the sleeve from a friend who doesn't want it so I still have a sleeve on my book.
Jack- Damien?
Stevie- Again, Jacky. Would if I could.
Damien- Jack?
Stevie- Same as the last two answers. Come on, this is pathetic!
Stevie Rae- Dallas?
Stevie- Ew, gross, no forget it, KILL DALLAS! *claps*
Dallas- *dead*
Rephaim- Me?
Stevie- Finally! Someone gets it!
Rephaim- What? No, I- Why? I'm a monster?
Stevie- No you're not! Anyway, our first guest star is: Dimitri Belikov! My first book love…
Dimitri- Who am I Guardian to?
Rephaim- Christian Ozera. Stevie Rae reads those books and she obsesses over him.
Dimitri- Correct. I have to get back to him. I'm sorry to the rest of you. *poofs out*
Stevie- I'd let Stevie Rae in the room with us, but the rules prevent it. The second guest star is… Lilith from Supernatural!
Lilith- *looks like a little girl* Hello!
All- Awww! She's so cute!
Stevie- Don't be fooled! Come one Rephaim, into the closet.
Rephaim- Will Stevie Rae be killed quickly and painlessly?
Stevie- *nods* I made sure. Look at the TV!
*On TV*
Lilith- I'm going to kill you, now. *stabs Stevie Rae in the head, slices of Damien's head, does the same to Jack, fillets Neferet, burns Kalona, and does various other things to other characters* Told you so.
*In the Dungeon*
Stevie- I'm out of time, so I'll just bring them all back! *claps twice*
Cast- *alive again*
Stevie&Angel&Orochimaru&Inquiete&Annie- *clapping and cheering* Wonderful!
Cast- You really are a sick and twisted people!
Stevie- I think I speak for all of us when I say: Thanks!
Cast- *shivers*
Stevie- I'm out! Peace! *locks door and poofs out*
Inquiete- Later gators! *poofs out*
Angel- After a while, crocodile! *Orochimaru and her poof out*
Annie- Well, guess that means I'm out, too.
Zoey- Stark, if you open your mouth, I will not kiss you for a week.
Stark- *stays silent*
The end of chapter three! It really is past my computer curfew so I have to go. Happy at how many people died in this story today, StevieRae2011, signing off!