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Candace was pacing around the living of the home of the Flynn-Fletcher family. Her mother, Linda, was sitting on the couch reading a book. She would occasionally look up to eye her daughter, to see if there was any hope of her stopping. Finally she had enough.

"Ok, what's wrong Candace?"

The red headed teenager turn to face mom with a worried look on her face. She brought her hands in front of her and clasp them.

"Jeremy is due to be here in 2 minutes and 42 seconds. He is taking me mini golfing."

"Well that's great, sweetie. Oh, I'm sure you'll have a lovely time."

Candace's hands hit her forehead. Hunched over, she brought them down to start her rant.

"NO, you don't understand. Every time we have gone out to do something fun, Phineas and Ferb end up ruining it. It's just not fair. I leave him in hopes of getting you to see whatever they are doing to bust them. Then after all that it vanishes, you think I'm crazy again, and I waste all that time I could have been spending with MY boyfriend."

Linda sat down her book on her lap and gave the teen crisis her full attention. She was a little annoyed by the endless amounts of times she has told her daughter what she was about to tell her again. But what was one more time?

"You know you don't have to try to bust your brothers. You could have just stayed and enjoyed your time."

"DUH! But the boys are not going to bust themselves. Someone has to do it!"

"Well, this time why don't you just forget the boys and just stay with Jeremy. Promise yourself that you'll have fun today instead of focusing so much on your brothers."

DING DONG

"HE'S HERE!" She ran to the door, leaving her mom crossing her arms with a severely annoyed look.

"Candace! Promise!"

"Yeah, yeah. I promise."

She opened the door and saw that Jeremy was smiling at her. She always got a little dreamy eyed when she first saw him for the day. She snapped out of with a jerk as she heard him talking to someone behind her.

"….could be a challenge. But I'll do my best, Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher."

"Thanks, dear. Now off you two. I want to be able to finish my book before your father comes home for lunch."

Jeremy grabbed Candace's hand and she let him pull her away from her house.

"You ready to have some fun today away from your brothers?"

"Oh sure…aaa….lots of fun. Not going to think a thing about what Phineas and Ferb might be doing."

They walked down the sidewalk toward the mini golf course

…..

Isabella was searching for her friends at Fencing is Cool. They had been sword fighting a few minutes ago when she had left them to go check on her mom. The sounds of metal on metal drew her attention further back. This was where the owner of the place kept all his collection of weapons. She walked back there to see two fully armored boys pummeling each other. One had deflected a strike that left the others midsection wide open, so he trust his blade into the exposed mid section. She gasp at the sight, then realized that even with all the force the wielder had put into it, the sword didn't penetrate the armor. Instead, the armor seemed to grow darker. That is when Phineas pulled his helmet off.

"Alright!. Got ya this time!"

"Whatcha do'en?" Isabella said when she saw who it was. She made her eyes as dreamy as she could make them as Phineas turn to face her.

"Oh, hey Isabella. We just finished our new armors. They use a vibrating gravitational generator to make the metal completely invulnerable while still allowing free range of motion. We also installed impact sensors all over the outer layer and connected them to a centralized computer in the back that keeps track of all the hits you get. After that we assigned a numeric value to those hits based on location and force. Then gave ourselves a set number of hit points we could get, that way we could see who won."

"Who won?"

"Yeah. We wanted to sword fight with real swords. But didn't want to lose any limbs or get hurt. But we needed a way to tell who won, thus the hit point system. But, just to be sure of the winner, we also made it to where the suit would lock up if the hit points got to the point we set. And don't worry, although it looks like it has turned off, it really hasn't. That way the person wearing it is never in danger."

He then realized his brother was in that very situation right now. He had not moved since Phineas landed the strike. Quickly, he grabbed Ferbs hand. His suit gained color again and he moved around as he took off his own helmet.

"Sorry, bro." Ferb gave him a thumbs up.

Just then Baljeet and Buford ran back to were they where. They both looked out of breath. Phineas looked at them with a smile.

"Hey guys. What's the rush?"

Baljeet was the first to regain his breath.

"Another bully has challenged Buford. They are to fight over something called 'turf'"

Buford stood and glared at the Indian boy.

"It's part of the Bully Code. That only one bully can lay claim to an area at a time. If another bully does wish to take said area from another bully, they must do battle. But only a battle where all can see, that way no one shall doubt who the bully really it."

They all stared at him.

"So, I was hopen you guys might be able to make something that could… what are you wearing?"

"Oh this? This is our new armor. It's completely invulnerable. And I think I have a way we can solve your dilemma for you. Ferb, you still have that blueprint for the arena?"

Ferb reached into his helmet and pulled out the design and held it out to Phineas.

"That's the one. Isabella, think you can get us some camera operators? We'll need them to broadcast the battle to the screens."

"I'm on it." She ran off to seek out her Fireside Girls.

The rest of the group walked outside and surveyed the empty parking lot.. Ferb nodded at his brother as he pulled a hammer and chisel out of his helmet. Phineas just smiled as he pulled out his phone.

"Yeah, this looks like as good a place as any."

…..

The top level of Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. was covered with rock piles as Agent P spied out of the drain he had come up . He popped the drain cover off and leaped in. There was a little noise coming from the balcony, but everything else seemed to be still. He slowly maneuvered his way around the piles until he could see his nemesis fixing a ray gun onto the end of a floating platform. Seeing this as a good opportunity to get the jump on the man, he leaped up to pounce him.

Suddenly, a massive hand of stone reached up and grabbed him. He struggled to break free when he noticed the rock pile he had just passed was now standing on two legs. It had a body and head as well. Then a voice chimed in. He was turned to face Heinz as he walked over to him.

"Well, if it isn't Perry the Platypus. I see you are stuck between a rock and …some sort of dense substance or something. Anyway, let's talk more about my time as a lawn gnome. You see, Perry the Platypus, the other kids in the village really didn't like me around. I have no idea why, maybe it was the ocelots that raised me after my parents disowned me. But that's not important. What is important is that some of the kids would sneak out at night to throw rocks at me when I was at my post as a lawn gnome. My father never saw them, and even if he had, he wouldn't have stopped them. It was hard to stand there as pebbles where hitting you, Perry the Platypus."

He shook his head as the memory faded. He walked over to his floating platform before turning to face him again.

"But now, those rocks will stand up to defend me. BEHOLD! The Goleminator!" He paused for him to behold.

" It fires a tiny generator that causes piles of rocks to gather together to form Golems." Perry was staring at him with an angry look. "You know, rock men. Like the one holding you."

He then walked over to screen that displayed a massive amount of stone.

"But I am not satisfied with just a few Golems? No! I will fly my Goleminator over to the Danville Rock Emporium and use it on all those rocks as well. Creating an army! Then…..we will march, and take over the entire….TRI-STATE AREA!" He laughed as Perry chattered at him with a glare.