Come one, come all! Continue with the torture, the death, the humor, and my fantasy hubbies! Whooo! Read On!
Stevie- Hello, children!
Cast- Children?
Stevie- Do you have souls?
Cast- Yes?
Stevie- Well, you can thank me for that you wretched idiots!
Erik- Well, aren't you in a bad mood?
Stevie- Actually, I'm in a rather good mood. I'm just sad I'm Writer's Blocked on all my other stories. *frowns*
Inquiete- Boo! I want more HMBH!
Stevie- I'm sorry! Not my fault. Angel's coming back, by the way. One, she reviewed and two, I'm killing an anime guy she likes today. Mwahahahahahahahaha!
Angel- No, Sesshomaru!
Stevie- See? She knows what's coming. By the way, my sister is obsessed with anime, so this is a hard blow for her. Sesshy *looks at Angel* is from the anime InuYasha which is where we also find my anime obsession, Inuyasha himself.
Stark- And why do we care?
Stevie- You don't. But, I'm bored and ranting. So let's move on with the killing! Yashie!
Inuyasha- Hello, Stevie.
Sesshomaru- Ha! A mere half-demon could never defeat me!
Stevie- He can if I take your sword. *sword appears in her palm*
Sesshomaru- Da**!
Inuyasha- DIE! *stabs him through the heart with his awesome sword*
Sesshomaru- *dead*
Stevie- Yay! Way to go, Inuyasha!
Inuyasha- *nods*
Angel- *crying* Sesshomaru! *looks at Stevie* Why don't you just do your reviews?
Stevie- Good idea. Review number one!
Inquiete
Mahahahahah! Thanx for giving me the HONOR of poor the eels. Yeah you brought in Dimetri, no surprise. Though that was a major spoiler alert. Oh well, I don't mind. Oh and btw sorry if i spell his name wrong, as you know i suck at the spelling department. Now 1 great as usual. 2, if your still taking requests:
truth: Zoey, even though he was a dick did you enjoy screwing Loren and would you do it again.
Dare: Lock Kalona under the earth till the end of the chapter w/ NO AYA!
Kill: Hmm, this one i need to think of, cause i want you to kill Dallas but i need to think of one besides the kill I'm going to do. Btw: you know what it is. And if not lets just say your sister isn't the only Angel I know. *rubs hands together and laughs maniacally,* Make him take a bath in a mixture of poison and acid and let him sit there till his skin peels away and he's nothing but bone. heheh Im evil and of course she has a poster of you on her wall Rephaim your awesome. Well got to go, my sister wants the computer. :)
Inquiete- Answer the question, Zoey!
Zoey- To the first question: yes, at the moment I enjoyed it. To the second: NEVER!
Stevie- Good to know. Now, Kalona. Stevie Rae, open a pit to swallow him.
Stevie Rae- Okay. *closes eyes and ground shakes and opens into a massive pit*
Inquiete- *pushes Kalona in*
Stevie Rae- *closes pit leaving a hole big enough for air to get through but not for him to escape and the top too thick and hard to dig through*
Stevie- Well, that was fun. Dallas, *grins evilly* your turn!
Dallas- Why me?
Inquiete- Because I hate you. Now, in the tub! *points to tub that appeared when Inquiete was talking*
Dallas- *sighs* *gets in the tub*
Stevie- UNCLE ZEUS!
Loren- Uncle Zeus?
Stevie- Yeah? What about it?
Zeus- *appears*
Loren- Who's your parent, the devil?
Stevie- Yup.
Cast- WHAT?
Stevie- My father is Hades, God of the Underworld. My mother is his wife, Persephone. Any more questions?
Loren- *under his breath* Well, that explains a lot.
Stevie- I heard that! *piano appears out of nowhere and falls comically on his head*
Loren- *dead*
Stevie- There! All better!
Zeus- *clears throat* Psyches, you called?
Stevie- Yes, Uncle Zeus. By the way, children, Psyches is my Goddess name you are not to call me by and it means Soul in Greek. Understand?
Cast- *nods*
Stevie- Anyways, Uncle Zeus, Master of the Skies, I ask you kill this traitor by making it rain acid and poison into the tub until it rises an inch from the brim.
Zeus- Psyches, Guardian of the Souls, Young Mistress of the Dead, I grant you your wish. *clap and the poison/acid mixture begins to rain from a cloud over him* Goodbye, my darling, Psyches. Tell your father I said hi.
Stevie- Hey, Uncle Zeus, do me a favor and stop calling me Psyches.
Zeus- *laughs* Oh, my young Stevie, only when I remember, only when I remember. *strokes her hair then poofs out*
Dallas- *screaming in pain*
Rephaim- Burn! Burn!
Angel- *gives Rephaim a quizzical look*
Rephaim- What? HE hurt my Red One.
Inquiete- Awwww! How sweet!
Dallas- *screams* *dead*
Stevie&Stevie Rae&Inquiete&Rephaim- Whoooo!
Damien- Hey, rational question.
Stevie- OWWWWWWW! RATIONALITY BURNS!
Damien- Ugh, the insanity. Anyways, if you're a Goddess, wouldn't Angel have to be one, too?
Angel- I am. My name is Thanatos, Goddess of Death. Meaning I can kill you even easier than Stevie can, I can make you the living dead, with a soul in a dead body, the same way Stevie can remove your soul and leave your body breathing. But, you will always address me as Angel, nothing more, nothing less. Are we clear?
Cast- Yes, ma'am. *terrified*
Angel- Fright is fun! Time for another review, Psyches?
Stevie- Yes we are, Thanatos. AND DON'T CALL ME THAT! MY NAME IS STEVIE!
Angel- *smirks* Fine, sister.
Stevie- *aggravated sigh* Fine, Spe**** Cr******! By the way, it's not a curse it's just a nickname I have for Angel that's way too singular to actually write. So, review time!
IloveZimandNny16
Awesome sauce chapter! But that's not what I was planning to do with the water jug. I was actually planning on drowning her on dry land then cutting her limbs up. Oh well I still killed her and that's awesome! Btw: "Stevie- Somebody shut her up! Kalona- With pleasure. *duct tapes her mouth" Best. Part. EVA! Hmmmm...
Truth-(Stark) Who was the best you've ever had? Oh come on we all know!
Dare-(Erik) Strap him down and whip his back until there's no skin left.
Die-(Dallas) Give him to Nny. He'll do the rest(look him up if you don't know who Nny is) BYE! Can't wait for nest chapter and more insanity!
Stevie- Stark, an-
Stark- *cuts off Stevie* Zoey.
Stevie- I'm debating on killing you or not. You cut me off, but you answered without a fight… *claps*
Stark- *dead*
Stark's Ghost- Why'd you keep me here?
Stevie- I figured it'd be middle ground.
SG- Maybe you're not too bad after all…
16- The rest of my review?
Stevie- I was getting to that… 16, strap him and here's your whip. *hands her a whip and iron cuffs that bolt into the ground, bolts and a drill.
16- *takes it all* Yay! Come, Erik!
Erik- Coming…
16- *bolting him down* *whipping him*
Erik- *screaming like a gay guy*
Inquiete- A gay guy? What happened to like a girl?
Stevie- *shrugs* I'm trying to shake it up. And, no, that's not me being a homophobe. I AM A GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER!
Inquiete- Okay.
16- That was over fast.
Erik- *screaming* Help me! Use your Goddess powers!
Stevie- We can't. Well, I suppose you might be about to die. Angel, make him live. If he's about to die you can.
Angel- Fine. *hands glow gray and she places them on Erik's back and irises glow midnight blue*
Erik- *healed* Thank you!
Angel- Shut up! *slaps him and walks away*
16- Time to die, Dallas!
Nny- *slices Dallas to pieces as soon as he poofs in*
Dallas- *one very girly scream and then he's dead*
16- I need to think of longer lasting reviews…
Stevie- Third review! Sorry I'm going so fast but I was up until five in the morning watching InuYasha episodes. I'm tired…
*Stevie Poofs Out For a Long Time*
16- Hey! You're back! You left for quite a while…
Stevie- Yeah, well, I updated TVD, and I didn't feel like updating this. But, now I'm angry and I need to vent my anger. *looks at cast* Guess what that means?
Cast- *screams*
Stevie- So, what was I doing before I left?
16- About to do a new review.
Stevie- OH YEAH! Let's do that…
Annie Honson
If you read the PM I sent you, you will hear some devastating and some happy news. :'(
Truth- Kalona. Seriously man! What is wrong with you? Why do you like touching little kids and invading their minds?
Dare- Stark. Confess your undying love to Becca (we'll see what happens from there)
Die- Damien. Seriously! Stop correcting people's grammar! Do you know how annoying it is?
Stevie- This will be fun! Kalona is underground so we'll pass down a cell phone and speak through that. Who has one?
Annie- I do! *passes it through the hole*
Stevie- *pulls out her cellular device* What's the number?
Annie- 431-821-5555
Stevie- *dials number and puts it on speaker phone* Hello? Can you hear me?
Kalona- Yes. Where's A-ya?
Stevie- Long gone. Did you hear the question?
Kalona- No.
Stevie- *repeats question* '
Kalona- Oh. That. Because I'm very lonely.
Annie- Ewwww! You sicken me! You're so lucky I can't kill you.
Kalona- *relieved sigh*
Stevie- She'll kill you next chapter!
Kalona- Dang!
Annie- So, we'll continue now. Stark, time for a dare!
Stark- I refuse!
Stevie- Alright, you're choice. *turns both hands palms up. Blue threads spread from her fingers and land in his back, wrapping around his soul*
Stark- Becca, I will love you eternally until the end of time. And, even when time ends, I will love you in heaven.
Becca- Yay! *kisses Stark*
Stark- *kisses back*
Zoey- Stark! How could you? *sets Becca on fire*
Becca- *dead*
Stark- *crying* BECCA! WHY?
Stevie- And… CUT! *turns hand over and strings retract*
Stark- BEC- Wait, what am I saying?
Annie- How could you? *crying*
Zoey- *also crying* We're OVER! *runs into a room full of scorpions* *screams*
Stark- No! Zoey! *runs after her*
Stark&Zoey- *dead*
Annie- While I'm so sad my Stark died, that was quite entertaining. Time to die, Damien! *pulls out chainsaw*
Stevie- On, no you don't! *claps*
Damien- *dead*
Annie- NO FAIR! THAT DIDN'T EVEN HURT!
Stevie- *smiling smugly* That was the point.
Annie- Gah! Well, at least he's dead…
Jack- *sniffling* He'll be back, right?
Stevie- Of course! *hugs him* So, next review anyone?
Annie&Inquiete&16- YEAH!
Stevie- Alright. Here we go, then.
FantsyandStevieRae'sBiggestFan
can i kill people to? ur an awesome author, but wow ur insane. lol rock on! So:
truth: how many times has Jamien done IT in the shower? (yea i saw that in awakened.*smirk*)
dare: lock Phelos and Damien in a room naked for 12 hours.(i will start reading that 1 asap, btw) and
I WANT TO KILL THAT DONKEY FACE ERIK NIGHT 4 BEING AN STUPID BUTT D*CK! awesome chapter, peace! :)
Stevie- Please welcome Fantsy!
Fantsy- Hello! So, an answer?
Jack- Well, Damien's dead so, I guess I'll have to answer. Sigh. (Yes, he actually said 'sigh'. -StevieRae2011) *holds up four fingers and blushes*
Fantsy- Oh! So cute! Dare time. *winks at Damien* So, how bout it?
Damien- *alive again* NEVER!
Phelos- *poofs in* Agreed.
Damien- *screams* *runs into room*
Fantsy- One down. Phelos, in the room!
Phelos- One question: Is Father down there?
Stevie- Yep.
Phelos- Bye! *runs hastily into room*
Stevie- Before anyone asks, yes there is a camera!
*On TV*
Phelos- Speak to me, son of Night.
Damien- Why must you speak to me? And make it so hard on me? Go away!
Phelos- Go to where? The door's locked.
Damien- So, you stay in that corner and I'll stay in this one.
Phelos- As you wish. *walks to corner*
*In the Dungeon*
Stevie&Fantsy- Booooo!
*12 Hours Later*
Damien- So, that's all? *laughs nervously* Wasn't so bad…
Stevie- Because you spent the whole time in opposite corners! Bye, Phelos!
Phelos- *poofs out*
Damien- Camera?
Stevie- Of course! Gah! Die time!
Fantsy- Cool! Erik!
Stevie- *snaps* Butterscotch!
Butterscotch- Erik?
Stevie- How'd you guess?
Buttercotch- Because everyone hates him?
Stevie- So true! Get to killing.
Butterscotch- With pleasure! *transforms* *growls and attacks*
Erik- *girly scream* *dead*
Butterscotch- *transforms back* That was fun! Bye, boss! *poofs out*
Stevie- Last review!
AngelGrimmjowLover (formerly known as AngelOrochimaruLover)
Truth: Zoey, why are you such a ho-bag
Dare: cut off Erik's hands and watch him bleed to death
Die: Chop stark's legs off and watch him try to get up while bleeding *laughs evilly*
Angel- I'm still here! So, Zoey, answer!
Zoey- *alive again* I-I-I, uh, I dunno! I mean I don't wanna be I'm just so confused! *crying*
Stevie- C'mon, sis, let up. At least she only has one now!
Angel- *sighs* Fine! Dare time! *pulls out chainsaw*
Stevie- *claps twice*
Erik- *alive again*
Angel- *chops off hands*
Erik- *twenty minutes of girly screaming*
Angel&Stevie- *laughing hysterically*
Erik- *dead*
Angel- Bring Stark back!
Stevie- *claps twice*
Stark- *alive again* Do it, I guess.
Angel- *chops off legs*
Stark- *eyes glowing red and hissing* Owww! Angel, you will pay! *trying to get up* Owwww! *dead*
Angel- *laughing*
Stevie&Inquiete&Annie&Zoey- *crying*
Stevie- *sniffling* Well, I'm too tired for the special closet game. So that's the end of this chapter. *claps twice*
Everyone Dead- *alive again*
Stevie- Stevie Rae, free Kalona.
Stevie Rae- *nods* *claps*
Kalona- *free* Yay!
Stevie- Well that's it! All my friends, lets go! *poofs out*
Friends- *poofs out*
Erik- It's unlocked!
Damien- Don't leave! We'll all be severely punished!
Erik- Yeah. So, even with the door unlocked, we're stuck.
Stevie's Voice- Yup!
Cast- *screams*
SV- Hehehehehe…
Well, folks, that my chapter! Hope you enjoyed! Now, I need at least three dares to continue so, please. R&R! Well, I'm, like, exhausted, so, I'll leave now. Watching Ghost Whisperer, StevieRae2011, signing off!