Hey guys… Sorry I, like, NEVER update… I don't really have a good reason for this… But hey! This one's pretty funny! :D I hope…

Anyway, I got inspired, once again, by something I saw on Tumblr… It was a gif, and I just couldn't help picturing Wally doing what the girl in the picture was doing, and then I started imagining how Dick would react to this…

And thus, this chapter was born…

Enjoy! :D

"Oh, my aching everything!" The team heard Kid Flash complain for what must have been the hundredth time that night.

They had just arrived back at Mount Justice from an especially tiring mission. A mission that just happen to take place in Blüdhaven. This specific location caused for much more trouble than usual. Needless to say, it didn't end well. The teens had all exchanged numerous injuries (thankfully none that were fatal) and were extremely fatigued. Unfortunately, they still had to wait for Batman to arrive before any of them could go home.

Waiting would have been considerably easier if not for Wally's constant whining about his various injuries coupled with his pacing from impatience.

"For the last time, Kid Idiot," Artemis said (AGAIN), rubbing the bridge of her nose "Shut. The. Hell. Up."

"First," The speedster started, causing everyone to inwardly groan. He was going to ramble again. "You're not my mom. Second, I'm a speedster. It's in my nature to be incredibly, charmingly talkative in even the worst of times." He said, smirking. Wally seemed to be enjoying watching his teammates getting ready to tear out his innards. Why was anyone's guess.

"Wally if you are that sore…" Kaldur said slowly, trying to maintain his calm (Robin could swear he saw him twitching). "Then please. Sit down and stop pacing." By the end of his sentence, he was clenching his teeth.

"How can I stop moving when I'm this shaken? I was almost killed! If it hadn't been for Supey, I would've been turned into Swiss cheese by that thug's gun!" He responded, making large arm gestures for emphasis. Oh, yeah. He was enjoying this argument.

"If only…" Robin mumbled. The rest of the team, save Kid Flash, murmured in agreement.

"Hey! That's rude." Wally responded, leaning down and holding up a finger in the Boy Wonder's face as one would when teaching a lesson to a young child.

"Your complaining is rude. Your arguing is rude. Your pacing is rude." The acrobat responded, his face inching closer to the speedster's "And you're being annoying." His eyes were narrowed and he gave his boyfriend a bat-glare that was twice as successful as normal due to his exhaustion and irritation.

Wally's finger curled back into his hand and he slowly straightened himself and backed away from the frightening ninja. Once he concluded he was at a safe distance, he seemed to regain his courage and proceeded to continue his talking, this time directing it specifically at the fifteen-year-old bird.

"Oh, c'mon Babe. You'd be devastated if I died." He stated matter-of-factly. He smirked proudly.

"Let's test that theory." Artemis popped into the conversation.

"Shut it, Arty. No one asked you." The talkative teen said, turning his head in her direction. "And stop assuming things. Just because you don't have anyone who cares about you as much as Rob cares about me, doesn't mean you get to act on that jealousy." He continued, far too self-confident for his own good. "Rob would never let you lay a hand on me."

"Stop putting words in my mouth, Walls. If you continue at this rate, I'd let her do anything that would get you to be quiet." Robin interjected.

"What? No! You're bluffing. You looooove me too much." The speedster just didn't know when to stop, which was easily concluded by the way he held out the 'o' in the word 'love'.

"No, Wally. At this point, I'm really not bluffing. You're pissing me off." The bird crossed his arms in front of his chest.

"But… But what about AAALLLLLL OF THIS!" On the last three words, he shot out his butt and started making a circle in the air around it with his hand.

The whole room was quiet for a few moments while Wally continued to circle his backside.

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The next thing they knew, they were all laughing.

M'gann and Artemis were holding onto each other, trying not to fall off of the couch. Robin was holding onto his sides, and had already fallen on the floor. Kaldur was laughing significantly softer than the others, but was still laughing. Even Conner hadn't managed to hold back his chuckling.

"W- Walls- hahaha" Robin tried to say between cackles "Wh-what… The HELL… haha… was THAT."

Even Wally hadn't managed to keep a serious face and was laughing as hard as Robin was. "I… haha… I don't even KNOW! I have… hehehehaha… NO idea where that came from…"

After a while, the laughter died down, and Wally, satisfied with what he had accomplished, had stopped talking and pacing. They were all content with the silence and were almost asleep by the time Batman called them back to the mission room for a review of the mission.

Afterwards, they had all agreed to stay the night in the Mountain. They were all sitting around in the living room, and falling asleep quickly…

"I'm still pretty sore, though…"

I know, I know... It's short...

Sorry if it sucks... Let it be known that I'm pretty tired right now, and that I just got this inspiration literally right before I went to bed.

Reviews would be greatly appreciated. If there's any really stupid mistakes in here or if anyone has any idea as to how it could be better, PLEASE SHARE. I'm completely open to ANY form of criticism! I know I'm not great at this! I NEED HELP! D:

Thanks for reading, you beautiful people! ;)