A/N: This is a quick post, I will post to tumblr later but for now I am sooo tired and still a little inebriated from earlier :P But I wanted to get this little bit out before bed :)
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Okay here have a chapter you guys deserve it :) sorry for the size though :(
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Kurt was overly excited when he got to work, he knew very well that Andrew would be working with him that night and that they would be locking up together, literally Kurt's favourite thing to do, he was excited but at the same time he was focused on Blaine and it was pissing him off. He didn't want to think about him, he didn't want to be constantly licking his lips remembering what had happened and he certainly didn't want to taste Blaine on his tongue, it was an odd flavour, he couldn't describe it but he didn't want to.
When he walked through the door he spotted Andrew, Andrew was talking to a costumer but he took the second to smile over at Kurt, a simple acknowledgement of his existence but enough to have Kurt's heart fluttering.
Soon enough Kurt was being approached by his own customer and had to spend over fifteen minutes explaining to her that they would match the cotton to the fabric but nope, she had to complain on and on about the last time she came here they put a shade darker then she wanted.
Kurt sighed in relief when she walked out the door he wandered over to Andrew "some customers can't handle a simple reassurance can they?"
"Nope of course not, they have to make our lives difficult, how was school?" and that was how the rant started. Kurt couldn't shut up about how ridiculous the careers test was and then he started on Blaine and he couldn't stop he just kept going on and on, dodging the fact that they kissed and the fact that he was most definitely attracted to him.
"He is so rude and annoying and the disgusting lewd comments that come out of his mouth," Kurt said for at least the fifteenth time during the conversation.
"You sound like you like him," Andrew said as he finished off the dress he was altering.
"No way he is gross," Kurt said knowing full well that it was a lie as he watched Andrew put the dress on a hanger wondering how he thought the way his hands moved was sexy, maybe it was the titillating thought of what those hands could do.
"He sounds pretty sexy if you ask me," Andrew said, shocking Kurt to reality.
"Only physically not mentally," Kurt said shaking his head dismissively.
"If I was you I'd give him a shot."
"He's beneath me."
Andrew let out a laugh "and here I was thinking you were a bottom," he said and Kurt's eyes bulged out of his head, he was thankfully saved by the bell above the door, running towards another customer.
After a while they started talking again, they were just talking normally, a regular conversation that slowly digressed into relationships and then suddenly Andrew was telling Kurt about his sex life, an immediate blush spreading across Kurt's features, Andrew looked at him knowingly.
"I forgot you were a virgin."
"I'm not!" Kurt squeaked, stepping his foot in it.
"Hmm, your blush says otherwise,"
"I'm just not used to talking about it, I've been intimate lots of times," Kurt wanted to slap himself, words just kept flowing out.
"Really? Tell me then, what was it like for you, I remember my first time was really shit," Andrew said and Kurt's mouth went dry, he'd rather hear Andrew talk and swear more, he liked it for reasons beyond him.
"It was uh-" To Kurt's luck a customer walked in and Andrew pointed at Kurt "We will be finishing this conversation later," he said before walking off, Kurt sighed, he didn't know what to say, he didn't really know enough to lie, sure he had the general idea, the basic mechanics but he'd never even seen a guy naked and he most definitely had not been intimate with one.
What am I going to do now, Andy thinks I'm sexually active, Kurt thought to himself, If I have any hope in not making a complete fool of my self when I get with him then I need to learn. Kurt already knew very well that google was not going to be enough, not that he was going to admit that to himself not until later that night whilst reading about everything on the internet long after his shift where he was happy to find that Andrew had forgotten to continue their conversation.
Kurt went as far as creating a 'yahoo answers' account under a silly name and asking the internet what to do, he supplied the situation but no names, the answers varied.
'Go to church, god will save you'
"Yeah suuuurrreee," Kurt said shaking his head.
'Craigslist?'
Kurt opened another tab and looked it up, clicking on it and browsing, until "OH GOD!" Kurt cried before closing the tab containing the offending picture, he had never seen something so horrifying.
'I'm free tonight, Eleven O'clock, send me a picture and we will organise something ;)'
Kurt grimaced, "You belong on craigslist," he said softly.
'Don't have sex, you will get pregnant and die'
Kurt shook his head Damn mean girls fans, Kurt thought to himself.
'Go to a bar and get some experience'
Kurt looked at the answer and thought about it for a moment before opening up a tab and looking up 'Gay Bars in Lima, OH' Kurt was almost surprised there was one, he'd thought that he might have to travel to get to one but luckily for him there was one on the outskirts of Lima Heights Adjacent. 'Scandals' was the place to go according to the write up, Kurt smiled, it was where he was going to go, he just had to work out how to get in, fake ID would probably work.
Now to get it was the problem...
A/N: Okay um I would like to make it very clear now that I have never written a fic like this, just so every one knows, I don't write dirty talk and I most certainly don't write smut BUT I am already trying so yeah yayyy um but as an author I need to know if I am screwing up any where, don't be harsh but guide me :)
Thanks for reading guys :) I hope you guys got a more of a feel of where this is going :) I keep writing scenes for this and I swear I'm going to start a time line :P
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Love Shae
