The Tale of Two Shunned Wolves Chapter 7: April Fools, a naruto fanfic

"A/N | Spark"

"Talking to animals"

"Animals"

'Mind talk/ Thinking'

A/N: This is a very important filler. You have to read it to get the rest of the story.

Lestelle

April 1st

'Okay its April first! I don't know a thing about Sasuke's family, but I don't think he has a sister. I need some people to help me with this.' I walked out the house and to the center of the town. "Hey Naruto-kun!" The boy turned his head to show a mouth full of ramen. "Eww! Swallow that!" He swallowed the ramen as I sat on the stool next to him. "I have a prank for Sasuke." He leaned closer to me. "Okay, here's what's going to happen…."

"That's brilliant! Believe it!" I nodded.

"Lets go. We still need to find another boy, he needs to be quiet."

"Shino?" I shook my head.

'That boy is too quiet'

"Kiba?" I shot him a glare. "Shikamaru?" I nodded.

"He'd work." We walked through the park and saw him sleeping on a bench. I respect him for that, not many people know how sacred sleep is to me… but I had to wake him up. "Shikamaru-san. Please wake up." He opened an eye.

"What?"

"We have a prank for Sasuke." He opened his other eye. "Here's what we're going to do…."

"Whatever, just hurry up, I want to have time to sleep after this."

"Hai, Shikamaru-san." I said.

"And drop the formal act… I already know who you are."

"Got it Shikamaru-kun!" I transformed. When the smoke disappeared I looked like a girl version of Sasuke with my long hair in pigtails, a black Uchiha shirt that had a hair tie that held the side so It was scrunched up and showed my stomach. I had black leggings and ninja shoes, and my black stone bandana.

Naruto transformed into a boy with spiky red hair with blue pants and a white shirt, with his stone headband around his left arm.

Shikamaru transformed into a boy with shoulder length dark blue almost black hair, black shorts with a black shirt and his stone headband around his right arm.

"Someone has to be crushing on me, just to make him a bit overprotective… If he buys it…"

"I'll do it." Shikamaru said. I nodded.

"You're Isamu, Naruto, you're Haruto. Haruto, you'll be like a big brother to me, okay?" Naruto nodded. I grabbed their hands and transported out of the village and into someone's house. We walked to the village. When we walked in we saw Sakura and Ino arguing over Sasuke. "You guys know Sasuke?" They nodded. "Could you tell me where he might be?"

"Why do you need to know?" Sakura growled out.

"I'm his sister." I told her innocently.

"He might be at the training grounds." Ino told me.

"Arigato!" I ran to the training grounds. "Sasuke?" He looked up at me.

"Who are you?" He asked. The boys stayed about three feet away.

"I had a feeling you wouldn't remember me. I'm your little sister!" He raised his eyebrow.

"Sure."

"They gave me away because I couldn't get sharingan." Isamu stepped up and wrapped his arm around my waist and rested his head on mine.

"It's their loss babe." He said. I blushed.

'When is Shikamaru not lazy? He must really not like Sasuke.' I thought.

"And you are?" Sasuke asked.

"Nii-san, this is my boyfriend Isamu."

"Get your hands off my sister!" Sasuke and Haruto yelled and charged at Isamu. He pushed Haruto to the side and grabbed Sasuke's fist.

"What's your problem? You don't even know her, so why are you so overprotective?" Isamu asked.

"Let's go…." Sasuke started.

"Sachiko" I answered. "My name is Sachiko."

"Sachiko, let's go, you two can't come." He said pointing at Isamu and Haruto. Isamu pushed me behind him.

"She's not going anywhere without me." I stepped next to him.

"Its okay." I gave him a kiss on the cheek then blushed because I forgot it was Shikamaru. "Sorry." I whispered in his ear. He smirked.

"Its fine." I blushed even redder. I followed Sasuke as we walked into the compound. It was completely empty.

"What? No: Hi Mom! I'm home?" He didn't respond, and lead me to a house in the center of the complex. He sat on the couch and motioned for me to follow. I did. As soon as I did, Sasuke hugged me. I stiffened as he started to cry. 'The unemotional Uchiha, Crying? Has Hell frozen over?' I thought.

"Our clan was murdered by our older brother Itachi." I gasped. 'Didn't he say something about that the day we got in our squad?' I mentally face-palmed myself. 'I'm such an idiot!'

"I've always wanted a little sister." He told me.

'Now I feel really guilty.' I thought. "Listen, Nii-san. About that… I'm so sorry that I'm not real I didn't know what happened the people that played the prank with me didn't tell me I'm so sorry!" I said in one breath. (The reason why there's no periods or commas) "But if you want I could be the little sister you've always wanted. I've always wanted a big brother who wouldn't betray me in the future."

"Lestelle…" He growled out.

"Well duh!" I undid my henge. "What other girl could come up with a prank this big? Nii-san" I added on the second part.

"I'm not calling you Nii-chan." He told me, once again showing no emotion.

"Please? Come on! I've already seen you cry!" He glared at me for the last part. "You could do everything a big brother does. Everything! Even keep me away from boys! We can do a clan joining/ bonding thing that'll make me your blood sister, and I'll even help with your plan on revenge! Please!" He smirked.

"Well…. If you want it that badly… I'll think about it…"

"You asswipe!" He chuckled.

"You shouldn't be cursing so much… Nii-chan." He smiled.

"Yay!" I hugged him. "I gotta go yell at the people who did this prank with me. Love ya! Bye!" I ran out the door and to the park where I knew they were waiting for me.

"So… how'd it go?" Naruto asked. I punched him in the arm, hard. If I wanted to do any real damage I would've used my bloodline.

"YOU ASSWIPE!" (I tend to say 'asswipe' a lot.)

"Huh?" I punched his other arm.

"How come you didn't tell me his family was massacred!" Naruto rubbed the

back of his head sheepishly.

"I didn't really think of that, sorry?" I sat next to Shikamaru on the bench and held

my head in my hands.

"I feel so bad now. And, Shikamaru, you're a really good actor." I blushed. He

chuckled and whispered in my ear.

"Who said I was acting?" I got up quickly and laughed nervously, my eyes a light

green and my face red.

"Well, I got to go…um do something…um yeah." I poofed to the house and went

to the kitchen to get some ice cream. As I sat on the couch next to Spark and told

her what happened, Chihiro

and Flame walked in the house and sat next to us.

"Why do you look so lovest- Oh no… you like someone don't you?" She asked.

"Wh-what? Noooo, never!"

"So, who is he?"

"Shikamaru." Spark told her.

"SPARK!"

"What? She was going to find out any way!"

"So, what happened today?" Chihiro asked.

"Well…"