Okayyyy...4th story! Well, I better tell you now, it's gonna be a really voilent one near the end. It depends. This one's also gonna be a darker one of sorts. It's called "Abduction" for a reason. So yeah. This one is gonna take place where the manga and anime takes place, Amestris. Ed's 6 and we'll keep Roy's a secret. After a bad day, the upset father and son go into a SUPAHMART (The Fuhrer came up with that.) And things happen. I won't tell you guys more than that!

Also, I'd like to mention the TWO awsome reviewers who get cookies of their choice! They are awsomenaruto and yuugi arry! And thank you yuugi arry for the bunny rabbit! :D

Okay, enjoy the story!

Abduction

By Dinosaurs On The Moon Cookies

Well, to begin this Edo-tale, I'll tell you it was a nice, busy Friday evening, and Edo-chan wasen't in a very good mood that day. At all. During morning kindergarten that day, he had gotten mad because a classmate wouldn't let him use his favorite piece of playground equipment, which was the monkeybars. He got on the monkey bars, and pushed the classmate down with one hand still on the rings, and the boy landed on his leg and broke it. Ed had to be sent home early, and Roy was very upset with him. Ed wasen't very happy about it, either. He was upset with his upset daddy, so the rest of the morning and early afternoon wasen't very pleasent at all.

So that evening, Roy had to go to the SUPAHMART to get a present for his friend Maes Hughes. And Ed had to go with him. Ed was not happy about that, and the six year old would express that by doing the stupidest and most dangerous things ever. I mean STUPID. But that won't come yet. There's always steps you take to stupid and dangerous. (So anyways...)

As the two went to the car, Ed was playing back what had happend ealier that day, and he admitted to himself that the worst part of the entire thing was to phone call to Roy in the principal's office. Ugh. But he had to close that thought alway as Roy opened the door to the back seats, and Ed climbed in, getting in his booster seat and letting Roy fasten him in. (Against his will, I might add.)

"Don't kick the driver's seat, because I know you will." Roy said icecily, slowly closing the door to the car, obviously testing Ed.

Ed grumbled as he did kick the driver's seat, and then he pounded his fists against the arms of his booster seat, sqealing in anger. Sadly, Roy saw it all, and had to tell him not to let his anger out on the car, "Or else..."

The whole way to SUPAHMART was spent in pure silence. Ed was angry, Roy upset beyond words. When they got to the parking lot, Ed was the first one out, and he waited beside the car until Roy got out, and waited for him to walk past before joining him. He trotted about two feet behind, until thewy got to the enterance, and the little shrimp ran into the store. Roy had to catch him, and when he did, Ed struggled to get out of his hold. Until Roy said the magic words.

"One more misbehavior, and it's gonna be a 'Prayer Meeting' in the car. Got it, buddy?"

Ed went limp as he followed his father through the superstore, but then he saw something that caught him completely off guard. It was the toy he had always wanted. A mini-driveable truck! He ran up to it, totally leaving Roy behind, and got in. He fit perfectly. And to his delight, the thing even WORKED! Finally something good in young Edo-chan's day!

The red truck barely made any noise at all, even as he rode it around the store, and somehow, Roy never noticed his disappearance.

Ed ran into some of his classmates, and spoke with them about kindergarten stuff for awhile, and drove on into the horizen of the store. He was enjoying this alot.

But what he didn't know was that the store was slowly closing, and even the employees were leaving.

He didn't notice until it was too late and the last lights were out. Oh crap for little Edo-chan. Oh crap indeed.

He didn't panic for at least an hour, but when that hour was up, he knew by the degree of darkness that it was most likely after his bedtime, that's when he panicked. As he tried to escape, he noticed none of the doors would open, and that he was stuck in there until either someone saw he was missing, or until the next morning at six o'clock, when it reopened.

So he sat near the door and waited, and waited for a long time until he fell asleep. Suddenly, the windows nearby were broken, and security alarms went off, waking Edward up. He quickly looked around to see who had gotten in and broken the windows, but all he would see was the insides of a black bag. He had been kidnapped.

He wrestled the bag, but all that it did was get hit, which hit him. Then he hit something really hard, and he swore he'd broken an arm with the impact, and he started weeping. He was being shaken as he heard an automobile. He was in the thing. Where were the kidnappers taking him? What was Roy doing? Did he even know?

(Roy's side, sorta...)

Poor Roy didn't notice that Ed waen't with him until he realized it was Ed's bedtime. He looked everywhere in the house, but the pint-sized kindergartener was nowhere to be found.

"He has to be in the store...all alone. He's probubly wondering why I abandoned him! I better call HQ to ask them if they could do anything..."

He dialed up, and got Riza Hawkeye, his coworker.

"Colonel? Are you allright? You sound like you're breathing pretty quick, sir." Hawkeye said.

"It's Edward. I think I left him at the SUPAHMART, and he might still be there."

"I see. Umm...well it turns out the SUPAHMART got broken into just twenty minutes ago, so you might need to check that out. I'll come with you if you need me to."

"Cirtainly. I'd love that."

END OF PART ONE

It was a very long time before Ed was let out of the black bag, and by then he was really sure he had a broken arm. He wouldn't see his kidnappers until he couldn't do anything, because he immeadiatly strapped to a chair and gagged with a hankercheif. That's when did see his kidnappers. Edward!Pride and Al!Greed.

"Man, that took longer than it should have. Can't you drive FASTER, Greed?" Pride spat to his familir as he pulled out tons of testtubes and various needles and chemicals.

"Oh, shut you mouth. Better than having Father find out, though, right?" Greed muttered, passing Alchemy books over to Pride.

The hankercheif was completely tasteless, and his breathing was becomimg ragged. He relized that he must be in an abandoned alehouse, and for some reason, it seemed liked he'd seen the place in a dream. He became petrified as Pride held out a long needle in his face, and made a huge grin,

"Well, well. Hey Greed! Little bugger's 'fraid of the needle! Find a longer one! I want him to feel MAXIMUM pain." the sin sneered, looking over to Greed, who was lobbing needles out of a suitcase until he came across an 18 in. needle.

"Here ya go," Greed thrust the weapon into Pride's hands. "Hope the poor thing can stand it pulsating inside him."

That was when Ed started convulsing out of shear dread. Would he end here? Was the eighteen inch needle send him off?

(Roy's side)

Damn those sins! They must've got Edward! Roy thought as he ran back, away from the scene of the crime, and to his car, where Riza Hawkeye was waiting. "Go to the West Side. Now."

Riza nodded as she quickly started the car and headed for the West Side of Central.

Roy gazed out of the car window to see the city blacken into the visions of a nightmare, and he remembered when he first met the sins...They had almost wiped out the quiet eastren village of Resembool. He wondered if they knew if Ed was his son. Most likely not. The boy had blond hair and golden eyes, which Roy did not have.

Would this Friday night end in more calamities than he expected? He already saw the marks of truck wheels on the road.

They were almost there.

"Hang in there, Ed. I'll be there soon. I know you have the strengh to handle them while I get there." Roy whispered as the car silently parked into the lot of the only abandoned alehouse in Central.

(Ed's Side)

The two men had already tunneled into his stomach with the needle, and as the chemicals slipped into Ed's bloodflow, his world seemed to be toppling and turning. It was in pandemonium.

"Perfect. Now tether him to the table. We need to get this operation started." he heard Pride's faint voice say in a wicked giggle as Greed lifted him from chair to table, strapping him to it.

All Edward did was coil in discomfort, but the deceitful sins didn't give a damn as they injected the needles in his arms that had chemicals going into him so the operation they were doing would go smoothly.

The operation never happend, though.

"MAN! Dammit! Can't you never stop ruining our plans, Flame Alchemist!" Pride shrieked, clapping his hands together to make a spear.

Roy had come to save the lifeless looking Ed that lay on the old bar table.

"Because, you dolt, you have my only son. And I won't allow you to experiment on him like a plate of fodder!" Mustang yelled, snapping his fingers and letting an expolsion of flames hit Pride.

But the hit wasen't fatel to the humuncolious, though. All that happened was him wearily getting up, littered with ashes. "Thought you could kill me this time, Mustang?" Pride cackled, glaring daggers at Roy. "Well, your kid's gonna find you at fault for not saving his poor, defenseless life!" He had struck a nerve, but not one of Roy's at that moment. But Ed's.

Somehow, all the chemicals had flopped, and the table had poor straps, so the six year old had been able to free himself.

"That's enough! Noone says things like that and gets away with it!" Edward screamed, finding the eighteen inch needle and driving it into where Pride's heart should have been, and the sin hit the ground. He would be out for a long time.

"I-I surrender." Greed gasped, holding out his arms, ready to be cuffed.

Edward by then had fallen to the ground and passed out. He needed medical attention, badly. Roy ran over and picked Ed's limp body up and went to the car once more, and got the kid to the hospital.

(Two days later...)

Waoh. Why is is so foggy? Where's Roy? Were the first things Ed thought as he woke from the drugs and other things from the other night.

He groaned as he sat up in the hospital bed, and tried to focus his eyes so he could see the room more clearly.

"You awake, bud?" He heard Roy's voice, and jumped in surprize.

He saw Roy beside him in a chair, with a concerned gaze in his onyx eyes, his raven hair looking untidy.

Ed nodded, and attempted to get out of the bed, but Roy pushed him back, earning a hiss.

"Stay. The doctor said you couldn't get out of bed, or move very much for a few days. He wants you to get your wounds healed."

Ed sighed and slumped back in the bed.

"I'm sorry for everything that I did...I was being cocky, wasen't I?"

"Yes, you were. But I'm the one who really needs to apologize. I wasen't watching you properly. I was so upset that I completely forgot." Roy whispered.

"It's allright. I won't leave your side in a big place like that EVER again, I promise!"

"That's wonderful. And I won't get so upset over petty things. But you still shouldn't have pushed that kid."

Edward blushed and tried to change the direction of the conversation.

"What happened to Pride and Greed?"

"They were locked up. That's about it, really."

"Oh. I see."

"So, are you gonna apologize to your teacher about causing such a disturbance in class?" Roy asked.

"I'll have to, right? Have no choice, anyways."

"So true. You're leaving in a few days, so when you get out you'll do the apologizing, okay?"

"Right," Ed muttered, then he perked up. "Hey, can we get Ice Cream if I DO apologize?"

Roy facepalmed.

THE END!

THE MORAL ED LEARNED WAS...

NEVER GO TO A SUPAHMART WHEN HUMUNCOLI ARE ON THE LOOSE. YOU GET KIDNAPPED!

Wow. That ending was pretty good. I had to make him get kidnapped by Ed!Pride and Al!Greed for no reason whatsoever! So don't flame me, I use them for firecrackers! All reveiwers get cookies! :D