hey there! thank you all for the reviews! 3
I DON'T OWN GLEE. OR ANY OF THE COUPLES. I WISE I WERE BUT I'M NOT.
enjoy the second chapter! :D
Rachel berry is now friends with Jesse St. James
Finn Hudson and 20 others dislike this
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Rachel Berry posted on Kurt Hummel's wall-
KURT! what should I wear for my date? the long blue dress or the black with the one shoulder?
Kurt Hummel: the black one, it's flattering you. May I ask who's your date?
Rachel Berry: thank you! you're a life saver! and... umm... Jesse...
Kurt Hummel: St. James? Rachel it won't end good and you know it!
Rachel Berry: it's real this time!
Kurt Hummel: fine but if he'll throw eggs on your head again it's your problem. and this time i'm going to call you egghead for the rest of the year
Rachel Berry: MEANIE!
Jesse St. James: you know I can read all this right...?
Kurt Hummel: fuck off, Jesse
Jesse St. James dislike this
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Finn Hudson posted on Rachel Berry's wall-
so you dating Jesse now?
Rachel Berry: yes you can say that
Finn Hudson: oh wow.
Rachel Berry: ...?
Finn Hudson is now in a relationship with Santana Lopez
Kurt Hummel, Brittany S. Pierce and 30 others are confused about this
Noah Puckerman: what the fuck?
Rachel Berry: are you doing this to make me jealous...?
Kurt Hummel: I'm so confused right now...
Brittany S. Pierce: it's okay my dolphin you can join me, I'm always confused! :D
Blaine Anderson: ^WTF?^
Kurt Hummel: you don't want to know Blaine, you just don't...
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Rachel Berry: just got back from my date with Jesse... *sigh* :(
Kurt Hummel: egghead!
Rachel Berry dislike this comment
Rachel Berry: MEANIE!
Finn Hudson: what he did this time?
Rachel Berry: throw milk and flour at me...
Santana Lopez: eggs, flour and milk. the next time he'll do is push you into a oven! ew dwarf cake...
Rachel Berry and Finn Hudson dislike this comment
Finn Hudson is now Single
Santana Lopez is now Single
Santana and Finn aren't dating anymore. you all can be happy.
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Rachel Berry, Brittany S. Pierce and 10 others like this
Blaine Anderson: ^okay wtf?^ someone crazy got over Facebook.
Santana Lopez: bwahahaha! :3
Blaine Anderson: O.o
Blaine Anderson: Kurt make me go with him to shopping with Rachel and Mercedes. oh joy! -_-
Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones and Rachel Berry like this
Santana Lopez: you two aren't even boyfriends and you acting like a couple!
Kurt Hummel: ^ignoring like always^ come on Blaine it will be fun!
Blaine Anderson: I have to? *puppy eyes*
Rachel Berry: yes.
Mercedes Jones: yes.
Kurt Hummel: yes.
Blaine Anderson: ugh fine -_-
Rachel Berry, Kurt Hummel and Mercedes Jones *LOVE* this comment
Blaine Anderson: I hate you, facebook -_-
Facebook: love you too (;
Blaine Anderson: O.o
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Kurt Hummel: after the mall! now with the girls (and Blaine and Finn) in my house watching a movie! I think a new love is blooming between our old couple!
Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones and 5 others like this
Rachel Berry: it's not true!
Blaine Anderson: awww the cuties are cuddling on the couch :3
Finn Hudson: I hope you two will choke on your popcorn -_-
Kurt Hummel and 3 others dislike this comment Rachel Berry like this comment
Rachel Berry: revenge.
Finn Hudson agree with this comment
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Finn Hudson upload a photo 'Kurt and Blaine cuddling on the couch! who's the cuddling love birds now?'
Wes Montgomery, David Thomson, Nick Duval and 10 others like this
Jeff Sterling: oh my god yes!
Kurt Hummel: he only tripped on top of me! we wasn't cuddling!
Quinn Fabray, Tina Cohen Chang and 10 others dislike this comment
Rachel Berry: yeah... "tripped" say whatever you want Kurt we all know the truth!
Mercedes Jones: I have to agree with her... besides I think Blaine had 'you know what' in his pants after he got up (;
Blaine Anderson: ... O.o
Kurt Hummel: why do I even try...?
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Rachel Berry and Finn Hudson are now in relationship
Tina Cohen Chang and 40 others like this
Kurt Hummel: I TOLD YOU!
Mercedes Jones: like that wasn't expected...
Noah Puckerman: congratz dude!
Santana Lopez: the midge and frankenteen are together! AGAIN. congratz anyway, I hope this time you won't break up
Finn Hudson: thanks, Santana -_-
Santana Lopez: you welcome! :D
Brittany S. Pierce: I have I unicorn in my room!
Kurt Hummel: thank you, Britt!
Blaine Anderson: Kurt why you thank her? O.o
Brittany S. Pierce: because unicorns are magical. and Kurt his a unicorn.
Blaine Anderson: well... He really is magical...
Mercedes Jones: just kiss him already!
Blaine Anderson: what if I don't want to?
Tina Cohen Chang: yes you do
Blaine Anderson: OK whatever you say! Kurt what are you doing at Brittany's house anyway?
Brittany S. Pierce: we made out (;
Blaine Anderson: but I thought.. And Kurt... And Britt... WHAT?
Kurt Hummel: relax, we didn't made out... Well not today anyway
Blaine Anderson: what you mean not today? why did you ever made out with her?
Noah Puckerman: Anderson is jealous! (;
Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones and 12 others like this comment
Blaine Anderson: shut up, Puck
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~Privet Massage between Kurt Hummel to Blaine Anderson~
Blaine: you didn't answered my question
Kurt: ...what question?
Blaine: why did you made out with Brittany
Kurt: why do you want to know?
Blaine: because you're gay!
Kurt: yes i do, so?
Blaine: so why did you made out with Brittany?
Kurt: it's a long story...
Blaine: i'm on my way to the dorms
Kurt: it's non of your business!
Blaine Anderson is now offline
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Blaine Anderson: Kurt told me everything about his made out with Brittany. i'm in shock that they actually made out.
Rachel Berry and 18 others like this
Brittany S. Pierce: it was hot!
Kurt Hummel: mmmmaybe (;
Blaine Anderson: Kurt! gay! you're gay!
Kurt Hummel: i'm kidding Blaine! it was.. weird...
Brittany S. Pierce: ^dislike^
Rachel Berry: Brittany you know there's a dislike bottom right?
Brittany S. Pierce: yeah I know I just didn't learn how to use it!
Rachel Berry, Kurt Hummel and 67 others made a facepalm to this comment
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Santana Lopez: on my way to Britt, someone need to explain her how to use the dislike bottom...
Brittany S. Pierce and 7 others like this
Brittany S. Pierce: can you take Lord Tubbington's cigarettes?
Santana Lopez: sure Britt...
Brittany S. Pierce: and also tell him to stop reading my diary
Santana Lopez: of course...
Blaine Anderson: i still can't understand if she just acting like that or not
Kurt Hummel: shh sweeite, leave them alone
Brittany S. Pierce: sweetie? wanky wanky (;
Kurt Hummel: let me guess... it's Satan.. oh i mean Santana!
Brittany S. Pierce: HA HA very funny, Hummel, yes it's me
Blaine Anderson: that was obvious...
Brittany S. Pierce dislike this comment
Brittany S. Pierce: yay Santana teached me how to use the dislike bottom! :D
and that's it! i tried to make it longer :3 review if you want i'll continue! :)