CHAPTER 5! hurray! :D
hope you all will like it :3
Finn Hudson and Rachel Berry are now single
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Kurt Hummel: what the hell. why did you broke up?
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Finn Hudson and Quinn Fabray are now in relationship
Quinn Fabray and 3 others like this
Rachel Berry and 17 others dislike this
Rachel Berry: whatever.
Kurt Hummel: but why?
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Rachel Berry and Jesse St. James are now in relationship
Jesse St. James like this
Finn Hudson and 27 others dislike this
Finn Hudson: ew him again?
Rachel Berry: yes, you have a problem with that?
Finn Hudson: yes because I want you to be with me!
Jesse St. James: you know I'm here...right..?
Rachel Berry: well I wanted that too but you broke up with me and now you dating Quinn!
Finn Hudson: but I still want you!
Kurt Hummel: I still didn't understand what's going on here
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Rachel Berry and Finn Hudson are now in a relationship
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Kurt Hummel: wow. you two are so confusing.
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Kurt Hummel posted on Rachel Berry's wall: explain to me NOW what the hell happened between you and Finn
Rachel Berry: we broke up, and now we're back together
Kurt Hummel: oh really? yeah I noticed that, Rach, but I want the whole story.
Rachel Berry: fine. he broke up with me cause he said he still loved Quinn, yet he never actully let go of me, then I went to Jesse and Finn totally freaked out! I really never saw the point of lying and breaking up, but that's my Finn. Well anyway now we're back together.
Kurt Hummel: jeez, can you be more complicated?
Blaine Anderson: yeah, guys, just look at me and Kurt. I love him and he loves me, and we'll never ever break up
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Kurt Hummel: awww Blainey!
Blaine Anderson like this comment
Rachel Berry: yeah, Blaine, I know that, but what that have to do with anything?
Blaine Anderson: it doesn't, I just like saying it.
Kurt Hummel like this comment
Rachel Berry: Awwww! Well now let's go back to me. me and Finn are NOT complicated!
Kurt Hummel: you two broke up and got back together for like 6 time just in one month!
Blaine Anderson: whoa, new record.
Finn Hudson: will you just let this go? stop messing with our love life and go back you your own
Blaine Anderson: I would love to. I love my love life.
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Kurt Hummel: and i love my love life too! but i love you more!
Blaine Anderson: no, I love you more!
Finn Hudson: *cough* stopbeingsocheesyitsannoying *cough*
Kurt Hummel: wow, Finn, you just got to a new level of stupidness.
Rachel Berry: don't talk about my boyfriend like that!
Blaine Anderson: oh please, Rachel, you know it's the truth!
Rachel Berry: well...
Finn Hudson: HEY!
Kurt Hummel: shut up and walk away, Finn
Finn Hudson: you three are mean )':
Santana Lopez: what about making that a four, whale skin? (;
Finn Hudson: STOP CALLING ME LIKE THAT
Santana Lopez: let me think about it...
Santana Lopez: no.
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Finn Hudson: Rachel, Santana is mean to me.
Rachel Berry:and what do you want me to do about that?
Finn Hudson:I don't know! make her stop
Santana Lopez: Awww, the whale has a bodyguard. Too bad she's smaller than Blaine. Which means something.
Rachel Berry:Santana, stop!
Santana Lopez: make me, bitch.
Rachel Berry: sorry, Finn, I'm scared
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Kurt Hummel: I have the cheesiest boyfriend EVER.
Blaine Anderson: don't act like you don't like it.
Kurt Hummel: of course I like it.
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Jeff Sterling: D'awwwww, our little kids grew up to be two cheesy boyfriends!
Blaine Anderson: shut up, Jeff
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Kurt Hummel: i can't believe my dad actually think a family trip to the grocery store going to be fun.
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Burt Hummel: come on kiddo you know it would be fun! we can take Blaine with us if you want
Blaine Anderson: oh yes yes yes I want to come! Kurt can I come?
Kurt Hummel: it depends how you want to come (;
Burt Hummel: KURT ELIZABETH HUMMEL.
Kurt Hummel: sorry. yes Blaine, you can come
Finn Hudson: Kuuuuuuurt can I drive you in the cart?
Kurt Hummel: no.
Finn Hudson: please?
Kurt Hummel: NO.
Finn Hudson: pretty pretty please?
Kurt Hummel: FINN. NO.
Finn Hudson: meanie ):
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Kurt Hummel: OH MY GOD THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPENED.
Finn Hudson and Blaine Anderson like this
Rachel Berry: huh?
Kurt Hummel: we got kicked out of the grocery store because of Finn and Blaine.
Rachel Berry: what did they do?
Blaine Anderson: come on it was so fun! Finn rolled me down on the shopping cart it was hilarious!
Rachel Berry: oh my god. just... why?
Finn Hudson: because it was so fun!
Kurt Hummel: yes Rachel, we both have stupid boyfriends. Even if Blaine's face were kind of adorable.
Blaine Anderson: kind of? You love my face.
Kurt Hummel: never said I didn't.
Rachel Berry: I bet people thought Finn tried to kidnap Blaine.
Kurt Hummel: with Blaine's smile? no way. he didn't smiled like that after our first kiss.
Blaine Anderson: hey, when I got back to my room after kissing you and you didn't rejected me my smile was so big I thought I was gonna break my cheek bones.
Finn Hudson: kidnap? No way. Ruined the store? Maybe a little bit.
Kurt Hummel: *facepalm*
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Burt Hummel posted on Kurt Hummel's wall: Kurt how i upload pictures? i have some of yours as a kid and i want to upload them
Blaine Anderson like this
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Kurt Hummel: DAD!
Blaine Anderson: awwwww! baby Kurt, that's adorable!
Burt Hummel: he had freckles and he was doing all this tea parties, you have to see this!
Kurt Hummel: DAD STOP! PLEASE!
Blaine Anderson: Mr Hummel can i please come now and see them?
Burt Hummel: first, call me Burt, second, of course you can! can you explain to me how to upload them?
Blaine Anderson: sure! i'm on my way
Kurt Hummel: DON'T YOU EVEN DARE, ANDERSON.
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Burt Hummel uploaded new photos to 'Kurt as a baby'
Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry and 16 others like this
Rachel Berry: OMG Kurt! you're so cute!
Blaine Anderson: that's my baby boyfriend -hearts-
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Kurt Hummel posted on Blaine Anderson's wall- Blaine, you're a dead man you hear me. DEAD MAN.
Noah Puckerman: oooooh Anderson in trubles!
Santana Lopez: and will probably won't get some anymore!
Kurt Hummel: shut up you two.
Blaine Anderson: i'm sorry, Kurt but you were so cute and adorable, you still are, i swear you're the cutest boy i've ever seen!
Kurt Hummel: you really think like that?
Blaine Anderson: of course i do, sweetie!
Noah Puckerman: aaaaand we're back to the cheesiness, you two are not fun.
Santana Lopez: i agree with Puckerman
Blaine Anderson: just. go. away.
Santana Lopez: whatever
Noah Puckerman: later, dudes
Kurt Hummel: DO NOT CALL ME DUDE!
Noah Puckerman: woah. scary Kurt.
Finn Hudson: i know right? you need to see him at home, he's not as "cute" as he seen, he's more scary then Quinn
Quinn Fabray: WHAT THAT SHOULD MEAN!
Finn Hudson: nothing! jeez they both are scary...
Noah Puckerman: i agree
Kurt Hummel: be careful you two. i'll revenge.
Finn Hudson: mommy ._.
Quinn Fabray: oh, yes, you should be scared
Blaine Anderson: STOP WITH THE COMMENTS AND GET OFF MY WALL
this chapter made me laugh.
btw the thing with the grocery store actually happened to me yesterday.
i thank to my dad for this part xD hope you liked it, please review ^_^