HEY EVERYONE! :D

i forgot to tell you, i'm going to upload every Friday! today it came out really late because i wasn't home so i couldn't upload this chapter.

it's really short this time ):

i'll try to do the next chapter longer! i already have a few ideas ^-^

enjoy the chapter! :3


Sue Sylvester had opened an account

Rachel Berry, Mike Chang and 28 others dislike this

Kurt Hummel: please tell me it's just a nightmare and i'm about to wake up in a few minutes. please.

Rachel Berry: BLOCKING.

Kurt Hummel: this time i actually agree with Rachel

Sue Sylvester: you glee kids. you all will regret it.

Finn Hudson: no, we won't, Sue!

Tina Cohen Chang: yes just leave us alone!

Sue Sylvester: oh it's on.

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Blaine Anderson: just got an awesome new book! The Land Of Stories-The Wishing Spell! :D

Kurt Hummel: i never heard of it, who wrote it?

Blaine Anderson: Chris Colfer. Kurt, I think he looks like you! Just a bit older.

Kurt Hummel: upload a photo.

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Kurt Hummel like the page: Junior Balls.

Santana Lopez and 9 others like this

Burt Hummel dislikes this

Santana Lopez: wanky (;

Burt Hummel: KURT.

Kurt Hummel: yes dad?

Burt Hummel: why the heck you like 'junior balls'?

Kurt Hummel: ugh, dad it's not what you think!

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Blaine Anderson wrote on Kurt Hummel's wall: your dad scares me.

Burt Hummel like this

Kurt Hummel: why?

Blaine Anderson: he called me and screamed at me. He said something with me being a junior and you liking a page with balls. What is that even mean?

Kurt Hummel: Oh my God. I'll talk to him, Sorry he scared you!

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Quinn Fabray: Finn i love you! leave that stupid Rachel and marry me!

Rachel Berry and 14 others dislike this

Finn Hudson: you.. What.

Quinn Fabray: what just happened? I never wrote this

Finn Hudson: I don't get it.

Kurt Hummel: someone hacked her account, Finn.

Finn Hudson: Oh. So.. She doesn't want to marry me?

Kurt Hummel: no.

Finn Hudson: oh.

Kurt Hummel: I have a feeling it was Sue.

Sue Sylvester: you are right, porcelain! I had fun doing it, too.

Quinn Fabray: how exactly did you hacked me?

Sue Sylvester: I can do anything, I'm Sue Sylvester.

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Burt Hummel wrote in Blaine Anderson's wall: sorry I scared you. Kurt explained to me I was wrong.

Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel like this

Blaine Anderson: that's okay. Though I don't understand what happened...

Kurt Hummel: I liked a page called Junior Balls, and I meant Proms, clearly my dad took it the wrong way because you're a junior.

Blaine Anderson: i'm sure you would like the other kind as well (;

Burt Hummel: i'll cut your legs, Blaine

Blaine Anderson: i'm sorry Mr. Hummel!

Burt Hummel: yes. you really should be sorry.

Kurt Hummel: DAD.

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Blaine Anderson uploaded a new photo names- 'That's Chris Colfer! Look Kurt! He really looks like you!'

Santana Lopes and 34 others like this

Santana Lopez: the hobbit's right.

Brittany S. Pierce: Kurt, you have a dolphin twin and you never told us?

Kurt Hummel: what.. he doesn't look like me!

Blaine Anderson: yes he is. You're like twins!

Kurt Hummel: oh so why won't you date with him?

Finn Hudson: dude, Blaine's kinda right, you really look like twins

Kurt Hummel: stop. Calling. Me. Dude.

Finn Hudson: Okay, okay. Creepy.

Burt Hummel: as I remember Kurt never had a twin, but I have to admit they really look the same

Blaine Anderson, Finn Hudson and 17 others like this

Kurt Hummel: I hate everyone who liked my dad's comment

Blaine Anderson: even me? *puppy eyes*

Kurt Hummel: yes.

Blaine Anderson: )':

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Quinn Fabray uploaded new video named- 'sweet revenge'

Kurt Hummel like this

Mercedes Jones, Mike Chang and 95 others dislike this

Kurt Hummel: oh, sweet, sweet revenge.

Santana Lopez: in some weird way, I'm turned on right now.

Mercedes Jones: omg that just gross!

Mike Chang: is that tongue?

Noah Puckerman: QUINN YOU SAID YOU DELETED THAT!

Brittany S. Pierce: Puck, are you and Finn are unicorns like Kurt and Blaine?

Rachel Berry: FINN ARE YOU GAY?

Finn Hudson: NO! it was truth or dare!

Brittany S. Pierce: uniKlaine and uniFuck Santana Lopez: sweetie don't say that.

Noah Puckerman: ok. Me and Finn AREN'T gays!

Kurt Hummel: yeah well, if you was I was probably dating Finn already

Blaine Anderson: wait. you was in love with FINN? but it's Finn!

Kurt Hummel: shh honey, go back to listen to Katy Perry

Blaine Anderson: okay, love, anything you want

Quinn Fabray: I love revenges.

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Finn Hudson is now single

Rachel Berry and 13 others dislike this

Rachel Berry: WHAT? WHY?

Kurt Hummel: please not again.

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Finn Hudson and Noah Puckerman are now in a relationship

Brittany S. Pierce like this

Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry and 163 others dislike this

Brittany S. Pierce: yay more unicorns!

Rachel Berry: O.o

Kurt Hummel: o.O

Mercedes Jones: o.O

Tina Cohan Chang: o.O

Mike Chang: O.o

Quinn Fabray: this is just SO weird.

Finn Hudson: WTF? I didn't do that!

Noah Puckerman: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.

Sue Sylvester: sorry boys, after the porn I saw on Quinn' wall it was the right thing to do.

Finn Hudson: oh my god! It was just a truth or dare kiss! Quinn called me pussy I had to!

Noah Puckerman: yeah and after that I was vomiting for like, an hour.

Kurt Hummel: *COUGH COUGH*

Noah Puckerman: sorry, dude

Kurt Hummel: I'll just ignore it this time. Sue, how the hell did I even have you as a friend?

Rachel Berry: yeah... I remember I blocked you!

Kurt Hummel: me, too!

Sue Sylvester: I hacked you all and accepted my friendship request.

Every friend of Sue dislike this


yes. short. i know, i know! i'm not happy about it too

please, please review! reviews make me happy and when i'm happy i have ideas :D