How's it going guys and gals?
For the past week or so I have been out of town and thus away from my computer thus away from this story. And all my other stories. I realized how suckish my summary is and I still can't think of anything to replace it with. I'll change it when i write more stuff.
Also, Julie Daughetr of Apollo: It's kind of like a collection of one shots, think of it like a tv show, each episode is something different. However, I will continue where I left off most of the time. I don't know maybe I'm crazy, I'll figure it out later.
Anyway, let's get on with the story.
My foot is still burnt.
I have to either limp or put my arm around someone to move around.
And it's snowing. I don't remember much about my old camp but I definitely remember it didn't snow like ever. It's actually really beautiful until you realize how annoying snow gets but snow does have its moments like right now when the sun bounces off the snow falling and makes an assortment of colors and bright lights.
This takes me back to the moving around thing. Putting my arm around someone and this scenario going on? You thinking what I'm thinking? Sound romantic to anyone else? Mm? Your eyebrows going up knowingly? Mmmm?
Well your dead wrong.
"And then the little girl says, 'It's so fluffy!'" said effin Allen. That's right. This is happening and I have my arm around Allen. Fuck my life.
Now I bet you're wondering how this came to pass, well it's not a long story...
Piper steps on the snow. She gets a stern look on her face. She steps two more times. A few more times. "It doesn't work!"
"I think snow is supposed to squish under your foot," I say hobbling over next to Allen. The dude is okay, he's still a little awkward and still not-so-subtly into Piper but I find him alright. Piper is oblivious.
"I'm not trying to squish it! I'm trying to tap dance!" she says more aggravated.
"Why?"
"Because I wanna be like Mumble!" she whines.
"But penguins don't where snow boots," Allen says. "And I think they have more ice in their snow."(I have no idea, I'm making a lot of this up)
"That won't stop me," Piper says continuing to stomp around like a little kid. I find it kind of endearing and cute to see her like this. But...
"Do you guys have penguins here?" I ask.
They look at me like I'm crazy.
"I thought you said Mumble was a penguin, so where is he?"
"He's from Happy Feet dude," Allen says chuckling. Piper is also chuckling although much more noticeably. Or she's just trying not to hide it.
"What's that?" Piper stops laughing.
"You don't know what Happy Feet is?" she asks almost in horror.
Crap. "Um, no," I answer honestly.
"Didn't you watch movies where you came from?" Piper asks like I'm from a different country. Maybe a different planet.
"I don't think we watched many movies. Or much of anything. I think we had plays," I say trying to reason. But Piper is now frantic.
"This is awful, how can you live in a world like that? We need to have an intervention. Where's Leo he needs to be here? Oh yeah, he's working. Damn it." She continues talking but now I'm zoning her out.
...
What? I love listening to her talk as much as Allen seems to be into it right now but sometimes I just need to think about other things.
...
I wonder if I can make a chair out of snow and then throw it?
No one can complain because then it would be just a snow ball!
"Have you ever watch Jurassic Park or Indiana Jones Jason?" Allen asks. My name is not Indiana Jones Jason.
"Never heard of them," I say bluntly.
"Toy Story? The Grudge? Scream? The Excorsist? Monster's Inc? Shrek? A Walk to Remember? The Bourne movies?" Dang he talks a lot. I miss when he seldom spoke.
"I told you I don't know."
"Wait," Piper says now turning to Allen. Look at Allen turning red. "You know a lot about movies don't you?"
I can see steam coming from his face! "Um, yeah I do. I've seen a lot of them."
"That's really cool," Piper says interested. Is he actually scoring points?... Damn it!
"Really? Well then what if-" he asks nervously.
"Can you teach Jason about movies then?" Piper asks him cheerfully.
Damn! Piper must really not want to date this guy or she is really clueless! It's like Piper is playing hangman with him as the guy you don't want made and she purposely guesses "Q" everytime...Sometimes even I don't know what the fuck I'm saying. That wasn't even funny!
His face is still steaming. "Sounds good to me!" he says like he won the lottery. Then his face goes back to normal. "Wait what?" Poor guy thought he got a date.
"Great! I'll leave you two alone while I check my cabin to make sure they don't give a makeover to someone who is wearing snow boots that aren't in style or whatever," she says thinking about what her cabin would do.
She walks away and leaves us alone...
See that wasn't terribly long. Kind of long but still.
Allen told me about this movie about a mall or something and knowing what some kind of sandwich feels like when crawling through an air duct. (it's Die Hard people) Then he started telling me about how despicable he was.
He kept saying "Despicable Me is when this villian dude and these three young girls..."
See what I'm saying? Talking about himself in the third person... I am literally running out of things to say, I've gotta get out of here!
"That's cool. I've gotta use the bathroom and if you don't mind I'd rather go in there alone," I say cutting him off from shaking the snow while saying, "It's so Fluffy!"
"Okay," he says.
I limp across like five cabins while he stands there and talks to some of his other friends. I think karma will get him for that. Whichever god is in charge of that get right on it.
I open the door to the restroom and walk one good limped step and i immediately feel a giant snowball on my face.
"WhAAA-PPfffH" I say getting hit. I fall backward in the snow and I hear a girl laughing at me. It's kind of high-pitched. I suspected Piper but she has a lower voice than that.
I start wiping the snow from my face and I can hear the girl more clearly. It's still high pitched and definitely not Piper. I can finally open my eyes and see a girl with short black hair that kind of sticks to the sides of her face. She's wearing a green snow jacket over a black shirt and is wearing gray snow pants and brown snow boots.
She's laughing hysterically at me.
"I got you Carol!"
Who the fuck is Carol? "My name's not Carol it's Jason," I say attempting to get up. Snow is heavier than you would expect.
She stops laughing and looks at me. "You're not Carol," she says shocked.
No duh, I'm a man! "Carol sounds a girl's name. I'm a dude," I explain.
"You both have blond hair though. But her hair is a lot longer. But you're wearing red like her! Wait I think she was wearing pink," the snowball assassin ponders. That's right I called her snowball assassin.
"Maybe you should've thought about that before planting my face with a huge snowball, " I say trying to act calm and wiping snow off my clothes.
"Well that's kind of rude. Do you always talk to girls this way?" Did she just call me rude? The victim of snowceratops?
"That snowball was enormous and you hit me straight in the face with it! I'm kind of waiting for an apology!" I say still acting calm. Yeah that's right bitch I'm acting like the bigger man.
"Well you're not getting one," she says bluntly crossing her arms and turning her head.
I was about to protest but then I hear a "Katy."
I turn and see a girl with long blond hair and a pink snow jacket. That must be some random bystander. Or you know Carol.
"Katy, what did you do to this guy?" Carol asks. It's odd. She doesn't seem to concerned her face is kind of frozen still. In boredom.
"I thought he was you!" Snowball assassin who will now be referred to as Katy says.
"Why would you think he was me? He looks nothing like me," Carol says with still not much emotion.
"You both have blond hair and I could only see the top of his head!" Katy says defensively. Don't try to talk your way out of this! "I was hiding above the door frame using my new sticky shoe pads," she slips something off the bottom of her shoes and shows us. "I had a giant snowball ready and hovered. Then when I saw blond I just moved down like a wrecking ball!"
Bitch!
"Why did you hide in the bathroom?" Carol asks still not amused,
"You said you needed to go and I said I would race you so I decided to prank you!"
Now Carol has a little twitch on her eyebrows and a slight smile. "Let me rephrase. Why did you hid in the boy's bathroom?"
...
"OHMAGAWD THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!" Katy realizes.
As Katy has a moment of realization Carol turns to me.
"I'm sorry about my friend. She's a daughter of Hermes and she is kind of always hyper and doesn't always think things through. Especially when it comes to pranking me."
That bitch should apologize to me! "It's okay I guess."
"My name's Carol. I'm a daughter of Hecate," she says holding out her bare hand. Aren't her fingers freezing?"
"Jason Grace. Son of Jup- Damnit! Zeus," I say.
"It's not good to damn the king of the gods," she says with no emotion.
"I didn't mean it literally, my dad is Zeus. I'm that guy who replaced your old leader," I say uncomfortably. What the heck do I say to someone who seems to have no interest in anything?
"Nice to meet you. Maybe we'll see each other again," she says grabbing Katy's arm and semi-dragging her away.
That was kind of creepy.
I sigh.
Last week, I jumped off a cliff with Piper in my arms. The last two days I've burnt my foot because of a guy who has a crush on Piper and got attacked by a snowball assassin.
I hope Christmas next week is better...which reminds me, what the hell am I getting Piper and Leo?
I don't even know.
Well, there's you're set of main OCs. Allen, the guy who sucks at flirting with Piper; Katy, a hyper prankster with a rowdy attitude; and Carol, the straight woman meaning she doesn't really get the jokes.
Sometimes I wonder if you all find this even funny you know? I don't even know what I write half the time. I think most of my humor is hit-and-miss, but if you laugh even once I'll be happy :)
Chair jokes are a running gag and maybe other things will if I can find another inanimate object for Jason to hate.
Anyway, PLease review and thanks for reading!