Disclaimer: Again, I do not own any of this. I just posted it for a friend who does not own Pokemon nor any characters from it. Thank you.
"What the hell is up with these damn bidoofs?"
Topaz had started her adventure as a Pokémon trainer. With her new turtwig, Supreme at her side, she had practically conquered the routes when it came to wild pokémon. She really liked Supreme. He was starting to develop a quirky personality almost similar to hers and was good at dropping a few humorous comments now and then. The PokeTrans just made it easier to communicate with him. Now Topaz was cursing and yelling while waist-deep in some grass. Supreme watched her.
"These goddamn bidoofs, are they freaking mass breeding or something? There're swarms of them around here. The bidoofs don't even have anything interesting to say other than'Hey, is it lunchtime yet?' or 'My butt itches'."
Supreme let out a chuckle. "What about that one you caught?"
"If it wasn't for Rowan's 'you must collect pokémon' mission, I would have let you slaughter his furry ass. Soon as we get to a town, I'm going to drop him off in the PC. I going to bury him so deep in it so I won't have to see its dumb face again."
As they traversed through the thick undergrowth, a slight pecking noise caught Topaz's attention. Before she could open her mouth to ask what it was, a starly popped out the grass. Supreme got ready to tackle the freaking hell out of it, the starly spoke.
"Hey, hey wait!"The starly spoke out, waving its wings frantically. "I watched you beat up those other two jokers before."
Topaz arched an eyebrow, and gestured for Supreme to hold back. "And?"
"Nobody likes those guys. They're jerks. They tried to shove a stick up my butt the other day." The starly continued, its feathers ruffled.
"And what'd you do?" Topaz was interested in this story.
The starly shrugged its wings. "What else? Take the stick and as you put it, kick their ass."
Topaz grinned. "I see." Supreme however, was disappointed that he couldn't hone his skills more.
"So I just wanted to thank you for teaching those jackasses a lesson." The starly slightly nodded its head. "I feel that I must repay you."
"Well…" Topaz balanced a Pokeball on a finger. "I like your attitude. I wouldn't mind having a pokémon like you around. Supreme needs another friend, anyways."
And that's how Star, the observant Starly, joined the team. She was smart (every team needs one of them) and new a surprising amount of information. Apparently starlys gossiped and new a lot more than people knew. While she wasn't exactly as tough as Supreme, Topaz made sure to hone her skills too. Their levels both rose up bit by bit. Turtwig learned Absorb while Star learned Wing Attack. They continued their adventure. As they traveled farther, the team could hear the familiar sounds of a larger city. Lights were visible above the horizon of trees. The sun beginning to set behind the hills that loomed over the land far away. Crimson strikes were burning up the sky and the lights of the nearby city were shining like stars themselves against the red sea above the world.
"That should be Jubilife City. One of the biggest cities in Sinnoh, if I'm right. Very modern, according to my aunt. Her sister had a trainer who lives here." Star said.
"I wonder if a Gym is there." Topaz wondered aloud.
"No," Star answered. "Not in this one."
"I'm a bit tired. Can we stop by a Pokémon Center when we get there?" Supreme complained.
"Sure," Topaz answered. "Need a potion?"
Before Supreme could answer (this team had problems with being interrupted), a trainer rushed out of nowhere with a single Pokeball in his hands. A blue cap that was turned backwards was tightly planted on his head while he wore the normal Youngster outfit. He tried to brandish his Pokeball like it was a weapon, but the team wasn't intimidated. In fact, Topaz almost chuckled at his feeble attempt. He smiled like he had accomplished something.
"You're a Pokémon trainer? I'm a Pokémon trainer, too!" The Youngster looked at Topaz's pokémon. They stared back.
"Yeah, I am. Now get out of my way." Topaz tried to continue on.
"Wait!" The Youngster blocked her way. "You have to battle me! Our eyes met!"
Topaz sighed. "If you insist."
The Youngster weakly threw his Pokeball. It landed about half a foot from him before opening to reveal a starly. "Go, Starly!" He yelled.
Topaz looked down at the starly and looked at Star. "You do the honors."
The battle took no more than a minute. On the first turn, Star used Quick Attack which took out a nice chunk of its HP. The foe's Starly used Growl, and Star used Quick Attack again. This got its HP down again, and the foe's Starly used Tackle. Star used Wing Attack, and it went down.
The Youngster recalled his Pokémon. "Too strong! Too strong!" He cried.
Topaz rolled her eyes. "You're acting like you'er surprised. You actually thought you would win?"
The Youngster didn't seem to hear her, as he was more concerned on his Pokémon. "Ah, how could we lose?" He murmured to his Pokeball.
Whiny bitch. Topaz thought in her mind, but to keep him from bursting into tears, she said "Fork up the money. I won, you know the rules."
The Youngster frowned, but gave her 80 PokeDollars. Then he continued speaking to his fainted Starly.
Creep. He talks to fainted Pokémon. Topaz continued on her way and ignored him. Not even 100 steps later, another trainer spotted her. She walked out, hips swinging and head held high. Her walking almost made it look like she was skipping.
"I spy with my little eye…A trainer! A battle, please!" She said, swinging on the heels of her feet.
Topaz shrugged."Okay."
The Lass sent out a bidoof while Topaz decided to use Supreme. The mere sight of the bidoof almost made Topaz strangle something, but she kept her hands behind her back. She couldn't suppress a venomous glare, though. Supreme made quick work of the bidoof, blowing its ass away straight to its trainer. Topaz thought this was the end, until the Lass produced another PokeBall from her back.
"Go, Bidoof!" She cheered, letting it emerge from the PokeBall.
"Motherfu—" Topaz stopped herself short. "Why do you have two of the same pokémon?"
The Lass put a finger to her chin. "I don't know."
This time Topaz let Star share the spotlight. She too, utterly shattered its HP. The Lass gathered her Pokeballs, tears gleaming in her big blue eyes. "Oh, my perfect pokémon."
"Perfect, my ass." Topaz was not going to deal with this crap. "Give me my damn money so I can go."
The Lass complied, though after Topaz was a few yards from her, she heard large sobbing sounds escaping from her. I'm going to walk faster. Topaz sped up her pace.
After a couple of Pokémon battles, Topaz noticed her wallet was getting heavier. This helped to ease her cranky mood. Night had fallen and now the bright lights of Jubilife City were brighter. They were at the very entrance of the city. Tall buildings and large roads contrasted Topaz's small town. People milled around and some pokémon cries were heard along with the talking of people. Streetlights illuminated the dark streets and set everything in a soft yellow-white glow. Topaz had barely stepped onto the city's ground before she spotted Lucas. He came running towards her.
"Hi, Topaz! Are you catching pokémon? Let me see…" He checked her Pokémon stock. "Wow, three! That's a nice start. Hey, what's in this one?" He pointed one of the PokeBalls.
"A Pokémon that came up from the fires of hell." Topaz answered.
Lucas stared at her, before continuing. "Um, Barry went to the Trainer's School earlier. It's a nice place. They give you tips on pokémon. Ok, bye now!" He left her standing.
Topaz went to the Pokémon Center straight away. After healing up her pokémon, she then proceeded to the PC. She stuffed Bidoof in there. He wasn't needed. He would never be needed. After that, she decided to head to the Trainer School, as Lucas advised. Barry was there, and Topaz decided to see how much progress he was going through in his trainer adventure. After a short moment of logical thinking, Topaz concluded it wouldn't be that much. The Trainer School happened to be not far from the Pokémon Center, so she entered it. It was much warmer than the cool night air outside. The school was not that big, two rooms, a couple of tables, a black board, and multiple students milling around reading textbooks. Topaz spotted Barry reading a blackboard on one of the walls of the building. She approached him and gave him a smart punch on the shoulder.
"Ow, hey! What the—" Barry spun around and was nose-to-nose with Topaz. She pushed him away to respect her personal space. "Oh, Topaz? Hey! I was just memorizing all the stuff on this blackboard. After all, it's the trainer's job to avoid having their pokémon hurt, right?" His face beamed with pride.
"Can your bragging. I'm just here to bring something to you." Topaz tossed the Parcel from her backpack. Barry somehow managed to catch it.
"Huh? What's in here? Score! A Town Map! Wait…" Barry examined the contents further. "Huh? Why are there two in here? Here Topaz, you can have one." He offered her one.
"Gee, thanks."She took it and stuffed it in her backpack. Douchebag. She added silently.
"Well, you should be heading Oreburgh City. It's got a gym and it's perfect for raising your pokémon! I'm on the road to becoming the greatest trainer ever!"
"I'm on the road to kicking your ass off then handing it back to you," She called out after him as he ran out of the building.
Feeling a tug on her pants leg, she turned her head to see a short kid with large glasses holding a pencil and a notepad. "Excuse me miss, but may I use that insult you just gave to that boy?"
Topaz shrugged."No problem." The student grinned and walked off, muttering "hand your ass back" under his breath. Topaz almost smiled.
After a few battles with the school children of the school (which Topaz won), Topaz wandered off in the moonlit paved roads of Jubilife City. A large building with the words "JUBILIFE DEPARTMENT STORE" caught her attention. She could go for some potions. Her wallet was filling up with money, and there wouldn't be a Pokémon Center every time she needed one. She started to walk towards the building, but a man shouted out at her.
"Hey, you! Miss!"
Topaz turned around, PokeBall held in her hand just in case this guy intended to mug her. If he did, he could kiss his testicles goodbye. The guy seemed innocent enough. Overweight with a bad hairdo, he ran towards her. Catching his breath, he began to speak.
"Hm, you call yourself a Pokémon Trainer, yet you have no Poketch?" He pointed to her bare wrist.
"Was that an insult?" Topaz pulled out her PokeBall from behind her back.
The man coughed nervously and said "Uh, what I meant to say is, a very new craze among Pokémon Trainers is the Poketch, short for Pokémon watch. I make them, and right now a promotional campaign is going on. If you can find three clowns and collect their coupons, then I'll give you one. Free of charge." He smiled.
Topaz tapped her chin, putting away her PokeBall. "Hm, three clowns? Alright, I'll bite. See ya." She walked off in search of the clowns. "Fatass needs to lay off the doughnuts." She muttered under her breath.
The first clown didn't take long to find. He was standing maybe thirty feet away from where the man and her were talking, staring at them. She approached him.
"I'm a Poketch cl—" He began.
"So I've heard."Topaz cut him off with a venomous stare.
He glanced at her with a worried look, but continued. "Let's roll out the question! Pokémon grow by battling other pokémon and gaining Experience Points. Yes or No?"
"Yes."
The clown did a little mini-dance. "You got it right! Pokémon grow by b—"
"Give me the freaking coupon already." Topaz snapped.
The clown narrowed his eyes at her, but gave her the coupon. He didn't want to challenge the scary thirteen year old that was standing in front of him. He said no more. The second clown was milling around in a quiet area of the town. Another question and coupon quickly earned.
"Hell yeah."Topaz grinned. "One more coupon and we'll be riding high."
The next clown took Topaz some time to find. She passed buildings, traveling deeper into the heart of the city looking for him. All of this effort wasted on finding some dumb clown. Topaz scoffed at the whole idea of it. After passing a building for the second time, she noticed a fat lump hidden behind a trashcan. He was cleverly concealed in the shadows, but his girth was a giveaway. She kicked him in the back and he yelped and jumped up. A few people turned their heads towards him and he smoothed out imaginary wrinkles in his clown suit. He clutched the ticket in his pudgy hands.
"I suppose you know who I am." This clown had harder balls than the other two. Topaz had to be careful with this one and not let him get the upper verbal hand.
"Yes I know, fatass. Ask me the question."
"Isn't a young girl like you a little too young to be using that sort of language?" He eyed her curiously. Topaz's temperature rose by a few degrees.
"Question. Sometime today." Topaz repeated.
"Impatient? Well, you should slow your horses. There's plenty of time to p—"
Topaz's meter passed the red mark. The clown bastard had made a fatal mistake, challenging Topaz like that. With all the strength she could manage, she lashed her leg in a blur and aimed. For his crotch. She hit the target dead on. Her foot collided with his groin and injured his most sensitive area. He let out an unbelievably high pitched scream and his hands covered his bits and pieces from more harm. His body fell to the ground with a satisfying thud as he whined and cried while massaging his groin. Fat tears made their ways out of his eyes and onto the stone floor. Fluttering to the ground right at Topaz's feet was the coupon. She picked it up, grinning, and then walked away quickly from the scene. A few people stared at the clown writhing on the ground in pain. Some stared at her like she had a four heads. Even a couple cheered and whistled as she walked past. Topaz bowed, and then made her away from the cluster of buildings.
Coming back to the man, who was now gawking at her, she held out the coupons. He took them without another word. Apparently the talk about this angry scary young teen had finally gotten to him. Nervously, he cleared his throat and gave her the watch.
"There you go. All ready." That was all he said before he ran off into the opposite direction.
Topaz grinned with the reward. She answered a couple of questions and got to kick some dude's testicles for a watch. Hell yeah.