Soz it isn't very funny this chapter, but in the next one the other wife is gonna look through the house! (so look forward to it!) This chapter is dedicated to every awesome person who reviewed and for pestering me!

Thierry turned his angry glare to the very guilty looking bunch sitting in the corner.

"Well?" He asked them.

"It was Ash!" Quinn blurted out.

"No it wasn't it was Morgead!"

"No! It was obviously Jill!"

"Hey! No it wasn't! It was Jez!"

"It was Quinn I tells ya!"

"SHUT UP!" Theirry screamed. "You need an entry video to get in, can I see it?"

The five shamed ones nodded and handed him a DVD.

"Wait a sec…" Delos realised, recognising the DVD case. "DID YOU TAPE OVER THE GILMORE GIRLS!"

"Of course, you pansy!" Morgead yelled back.

Thierry ignored them and put the disk in the player, the flat screen burst into life and a descent impression of Thierry's voice came on.

"Hello, I'm Theirry Descouedres, and this is my family. There are so many of us, it would take too long to show you them in person, so I'm just going to video the photo wall."

Maggie and Mare giggled, they knew that wall would be useful eventually.

"This is my wife, Hannah." Ash said, pretending to be Thierry. "Here are Ash, Morgead, Quinn and Poppy getting drunk, and James in the background being a girl."

James pouted.

"Here are Jez and Gillian, knitting for some reason…"

Gillian and Jez highfived.

"This is Mary-Lynnette (the best one) with David, Eric and Maggie."

Mare would have hugged Ash if she weren't angry at him for breaking the toaster earlier by trying to toast Quinn's socks.

"Here are Keller and Rashel posing with a fighting dummy they broke."

Keller and Rashel traded mischievous grins.

"Here are Galen, Thea and Delos playing pass the parcel..."

Everyone turned to look at them.

"What?" Delos said. "You were all living it up and we had nothing to do!"

"And last, but not least, hopefully… this is me! Thierry Descouedres! I hope you pick our rather odd family to be on your show!" Ash/Thierry concluded.

The DVD ended and everyone turned to look at Thierry.

"Hmmm…" He said.

"What does 'Hmmm' mean?" Quinn asked.

"It means that if you keep your mouths shut and don't do anything illegal, we might be able to pull this off…"

"Does that mean we can do the show?" Poppy asked, jumping up and down in her seat.

"I suppose…" Thierry answered, cut off by Poppy squealing and jumping on him, ending up in a very "odd" position.

"POPPY!" James yelled. "Stop straddling our boss!"

"Shut up Jamie! You're just jealous!" Poppy replied.

"Jealous of what?" James asked.

"My new soulmate Thierry!" Poppy claimed.

"Your new soulmate?" James repeated. "And what about Hannah?"

"She can have you!" Poppy giggled. "I'm sure that'll be ok, right Hannah? He makes really good pancakes!"

"You say that like you're selling me…" James mumbled.

"I am, Jamie… I am." Poppy said.

But Hannah wasn't listening to this banter or her soulmate's screams. "I have to leave you all…" She murmured.

"Hush, love…" Thierry soothed from his position on the floor. "I'm sure they'll be lovely people."

The Wripp household.

"Jane, go get the mail." Phillip, the father of the household ordered.

"Yes, father." Jane replied meekly and ran off to the front door.

"Are you going to do anything interesting at school today, Michael?" Danielle, the mother of the household asked.

"We are going to learn what God will do to us if we smite him," the teenage boy obediently replied.

"Good boy." His father praised, then picked up the mail his daughter carefully placed in front of him.

"Darling," He said shortly. "We have been accepted for WifeSwap."

"Splendid." His wife replied.

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