In which something blows up

I no own Harry or Percy

In case you haven't realized the chapter titles are parodies of songs/famous lines

The Padme girl from last chapter was Pansy. The Slytheren girl. Meg will continue to get her name as she doesn't care.

Meg slept like a rock. She hadn't even realized when Luna had snuggled up to her.

That is until Luna wagged her tail. Her tail slapped Meg in the face and Meg woke up.

And groaned.

She was rooming with that Pasme girl from dinner last night.

Super.

She got up and changed. A new uniform with silver and green accents. Even the uniform she had on had magically changed to accommodate her house colors. They were complete with a snake emblem.

She pulled out her wand to make sure it wasn't broken. She then remembered last night.

Crap.

Now Snape would call her out on every little thing! What class did he teach again? Oh yeah! Potions.

Meg looked in the mirror. The green accents and her red hair made her look either Irish or like flaming grass. She wasn't sure which. But whatever.

She pulled her socks and shoes on while she thought about classes.

Then it hit her she like a ton of bricks.

She needed to talk to Nico!

She could talk to him at breakfast. She had to get to the great hall now for breakfast. She grabbed her book bag and feed Luna.

She walked to the great hall all the while thinking about her upcoming classes. She didn't even know where the class rooms were. How were they expected to find their classes on time without a map.

A thought hit her as she sat down with her breakfast. She could make a map! She grabbed a piece of parchment and her wand. She tapped the paper. "viam invenire!"(Path find!) she dropped some ink on the paper said "Hogwarts castle" and then had an equivalent to the marauder's map.

A few of the nearby students had watched her cast her spell looked on in amassment. All else from afar saw her siting at the wrong table.

Harry, his friends and Nico had picked them to come in. They had grabbed their meals and say near Meg.

Meh leaned over to Nico and asked, "Why are you here?"

He whispered back, "I'm looking for a rock. It insults Lord Hades."

Meg was now confused but refused to say it. A rock insulting Hades? Her thoughts were interrupted by a teacher coming and giving them their schedules.

Harry looked at his, "Double potions with Slytheren? How will I survive?"

Meg elbowed him. Stared at him straight on and said, "I'm in Slytheren."

"Yeah," said Ron leaning over. "but so is Malfoy."

The post came and Meg stared at the owls. Did the kids at camp write? Did her mother? A raven landed near her.

Well at least Nico got something. Steve dropped a parcel in front of her and flew off. She thanked Athena for the owl and began to open the very small parcel. Nico had one too she noticed and then knew what it was.

Her new camp bead for the Battle of Manhattan was here. She took off her necklace and put the bead on it.

She now had 2 beads.

Nico had 2 beads as well.

The headmaster sent them off to class. Taking out her map she lead Harry and Nico to the potions room. Hermione begging Meg to teach her the spell.

Meg just smiled.

The entered the smoggy room and sat down everyone was staring at her again.

"Oh look it's the traitorous Mad Megan!" called a Slytheren boy.

"And she's sitting with her boyfriends!" called a girl.

She ignored them. She saw the board and her eyes nearly exploded. English gibberish was written on the board.

Nnnnnnooooooo!

At least she knew a translating spell. She pointed at the board and then tapped her paper said, "translatio Graeca!"(translate Greek) and the instructions were translated to a language she and Nico could read.

5 minutes into class Nico's Calderon exploded. He got a new one and it exploded with a Kaboom minutes later.

Patience worn thin Snape walked over to Nico and scowled.

"Mr. di Angelo, tell me can you read?" he asked, "This is you third caldron this class."

Nico look down. "No sir, I'm dyslexic." he said dismally.

Snape looked like an a-hole Because he picked on a kid who can't read English.

Nico was kick out of potions by his sixth caldron.

When class ended Nico said, "I feel like Percy. Ya know how he alway got kicked out of school?"

She nodded she knew. School wasn't just hard for demigods.

It was torture.

The title Is based off a song called who put the bomp.

Luna is a black lab.

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