Sorry it's taken sooooooo long! Working three jobs planning my parents wedding and taking courses is hard work and sometimes the less important but more fun things take a back seat but umm well that and I got in trouble for publishing for a few days because I accidentally swore in my summaries, anyways course is done on Saturday and weddings happened too so I have a little more free time. Love you that have favorited, followed, and reviewed please keep doing so it helps me to generate new ideas and keep me inspired and hopefully I will be updating some other stories soon too. 3

I grabbed Dylan's hand and pulled her along as I ran to the door nearest the kitchen they always argued in the kitchen. When we neared my hiding spot I put my finger to my lips in a shushing gesture.

"Jane what were you thinking?"

"Me what did I do? She tackled me! God you're just like Ma sometimes I'm the one getting tackled or hurt and it's still my fault!"

"You're hurt? Where let me see?"

"No Maura I'm not hurt, get your hands away from me"

"Okay...but Jane I can't stop thinking about your body though and my hands and lips all over it. That's what today was supposed to be"

"Maur, you know we can't do that the kids are home, well awake"

"But Jane it's been like a month since you've touched me"

"Okay that is more information than I wanted to know" Dylan whispered to me and again I shushed her.

"Maura" "No Jane do you not find me attractive anymore? Like honestly I don't know what to do, do you not want to touch me anymore?"

"Maur, honey you know that's not true, you know I love you and I adore making love to you but we've both been so busy lately and by the end of the day we are both tired and drained of energy. I'm sorry you feel that I don't want you anymore, when you should know that I desire nothing but you and your still amazing body hold on, wait a second it hasn't been a month it's been a few days. I love you, I love touching you, and maybe we can still get some of our day back where's Serena?"

"Well it sure feels like it's been a month, I think she's on the front steps"

"Oh shit go run front steps! Go!" I whispered and pushed her along.

"Serena, here's 50 bucks take the kids out for a couple hours okay don't come back before 5, or that think that you asked won't happen." Jane said turned and left locking the door behind her.

"Umm I guess we're walking?" Dylan asked

"Apparently, Lia, Alex, you want to go to the park?'

They both cheered "Can we ride our bikes?" Lia asked

"Sure why not but don't leave yet I'm going to get my helmet and my long board k kiddos"

They stayed and waited I walked into the garage tried the door, locked, and knowing that the front door was locked too I went around back to get the spare key and walked back to the front door and unlocked it.

I walked in and walked straight to my room trying to keep my mind busy and not think of whatever sounds I could here and definitely trying not to figure out where they were coming from. I grabbed my board, helmet, and sunnys and walked straight back to the front door, the most unfortunate part of that was something that I knew I had to tell Dylan about. Something like that is just one of those things that you just don't keep to yourself.

Closing and locking the door I put the key away and went back to the drive way, by the time I returned Dylan had gotten her board out of the car and Lia most likely had given her one of Jane or Maura's helmets, and we left.

We didn't talk the whole way there and while the girls were running around playing on various equipment Dylan turned and looked at me "you seem different since you went into the house, what happened? You're very quiet and you don't make eye contact, what's up?"

"I saw it, I saw their Fuck-A-Thon, the spot where I eat my breakfast, Jane had Maura up on the breakfast bar, WHERE I EAT MY DAMN BREAKFAST, well she was eating away like she's never fucking eaten before!" I looked at her taking my eyes off watching the girls for a second "where I eat my breakfast!"

She just laughed like I had just told her the world's funniest joke. We talked a little and played on the park with kids and when the girls said they were getting hungry we rolled on down to the little cafe down the street and sat outside and had a snack and then some ice cream. By the time we got home it was 5:15 Dylan and I decided to give them an extra 15 minutes just in case.

The first thing you could smell when you walked through the door was cleaning chemicals, and forever in the past and now for the future too whenever I smell cleaners I'm going to think of what I witnessed in the spot where I eat my breakfast.

Maura came bounding down the stairs so much happier, glowing essentially, and Dylan and I knew why, she hugged the girls and sent them to play, then she tried to hug me in thanks but I just avoided it and said I was going to have a shower and that when I was done Dylan could have one too.

When I was done Jane and Maura were sitting on my bed waiting for me having a conversation like it was the most normal thing for them to be sitting there waiting for me after one of my showers. It was a good thing that I was wearing a towel an oddity when I leave my bathroom to get dressed.

"Jesus Christ! What are you two doing in here?"

"We wanted to talk to you in private"

"Umm, about what?" I asked not once yet looking either of them in the eye and keeping my gaze to the floor or well anywhere but them.

"Why are you avoiding eye contact?" Jane asked beginning to slip into cop mode.

"What I'm not avoiding eye contact I'm just deciding if I should paint my toe nails"

"What are you going to be wearing?"Maura asked filled with excitement buying my half-lie.

"Maura this is not the time to be talking about clothes. Serena look at me?"

"Why?"

"Because you're hiding something and I want to know what?"

"I'm not hiding anything Jane, what is it you think I'm hiding?"

"I don't know but you're acting strange"

"No I'm not. Were you able to get that reservation for me?"

"You're acting strange; can you look at me please?"

"Oh Jane leave her alone, sweetie what's wrong?"

"Nothing, nothing's wrong, I'm fine, I'm not acting strange I just really can't decide if I want to paint my toe nails."

"Something's up with you and I intend to find out why. Your reservation is for 7:30, it was the best I could do"

"Umm thanks Jane. Is there a reason why it took both of you to come in here to tell me that?"

Maura began to talk then I heard what I assumed to be Jane's hand covering her mouth. One of the things I had taught them was that when they wanted to talk to Lia they had to stop talking when she looked away, and continue when she looked back or when she's talking if she started to look away they had to look away until she got their attention. Clearly Jane was going to use this on me.

I made my way to my dresser and pulled out my best underwear and slipped them on quickly while my room was still silent, I went to my closet and pulled out some jeans and put them on before hanging up my towel and strolled over to my dresser for a tank top, just waiting it out, to see who would break first.

"Gosh darn it, Jane why do you insist on torturing this poor girl? Serena, Dylan told me that you saw us having coitus."

"AHH GROSS MAURA!" Jane and I reacted in unison at the use of one of the weirdest words for sex.

"Grow up both of you, Serena there is nothing to be embarrassed about its just sex, between two people who are married and love each other"

"That's where I eat BREAKFAST Maura, every morning I sit down with my breakfast in that spot and eat breakfast. I mean it's one thing to hear you going at it but it's another thing seeing it and I wasn't trying to see it it's just that that spot is in my peripheral vision from this room to the front door."

"relax, I know that its mortifying to have to witness something like that, I came home sick one day while my parents were going at it on the couch, on the very couch I had intended on lying on for the rest of what them felt like my short life. I couldn't look at them for a while, but eventually you get over it" Jane said.

At that I finally looked up cheeks kind of red from embarrassment, and looked in their direction on the bed but still not in the eyes. The last time I didn't really see it I heard it. And generally I can talk to Maura about sex no problem we talk about it often in fact.

"Ok umm I was thinking if wearing a dress tonight, umm how do I tell Dylan what to wear without telling her where we are going? Come to think of it I've been over to her house like a million times and I've been through her closet I don't know if she even has fancy clothes, I only just see jeans and stuff."

"What dress were you planning on wearing?" Maura asked

Looking through my closet I picked out this nice purple one that was my favorite, and swung around to show Maura.

"Oh sweetie it's been so long since you've worn that I forgot you had it. It's perfect, and I think maybe Jane can drop some of her helpful hints to Dylan, how does that sound?"

"That would be awesome! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I mean it honestly you two are amazing!"

"Well it's lucky for you kid that your girlfriend is nearly the same height, and size as me, maybe there's something in my closet she can borrow considering that she doesn't have any clothes of her own to wear?"

"Can I pick it?" I asked while putting my dress back where I got to be sure that Dylan wouldn't see it.

"I suppose" and with that we all left my room for theirs and on the way stopping in the girls room where Dylan and the girls were playing to tell her that the shower was free.

Once Maura and I were standing in Jane's closet trying to agree what would match best with my dress, we were having a lively debate about one suit and another when there was a slight knocking against the door before Jane's head appeared. "I thought maybe this" reaching around displaying the dress I'd picked "might help your argument stop before I get called about a domestic disturbance here. Oh and also she's done her shower, and dressed again in some of your shorts and a tee."

"Umm ok thanks" I said grabbing the dress and holding it between the two suits in question "So Jane? Which one?"

"Oh umm the one you're holding and this no this shirt so it matches your dress colour."

Maura and I both look at each other surprised. Jane knows clothes she just doesn't like to let people know that, mostly because she chooses to dress for comfort and not so much for style.

Maura takes the suit and shirt and puts it in a garment bag for Dylan to take home with her to get ready and we go downstairs.

"Hey there you are I was starting to get a little nervous." She said as we descended the stairs.

"Yeah sorry Maura and I were debating what you'd look better in" I said handing the bag to her "it's agreed though that this one works best" I said with a wink at her, "umm if you need shoes just text me ok?"

"Umm okay? What are we doing tonight?"'

"Don't look until you're home, and the nights events are a surprise" I told her while walking her to the door and kissing her "I'll be there to pick you up at 7 okay? Bye"

After she left Maura helped me get ready while my hair was setting and I was getting ready, she was getting ready for her dinner date with Jane, and our usually relaxed conversation returned and she was telling me how much she had in fact enjoyed the dildo I'd told her about before and thanked me.

At 7 o'clock exactly I was knocking on Dylan's door and when she stepped out she looked amazing in the suit that we had selected, her and Jane were the same size clothing wise but they filled out the same clothes so differently, I think I was staring because when my brain began functioning again she was standing there roaming her eyes over me and biting her lip.

We went down to the car and by that I mean Maura let me borrow her fancy and sleek black BMW, which Dylan opened my door for me and then got into the passenger side. We made it to the restaurant in 15 minutes and there was hardly a word spoken maybe like 20 the whole ride.

After dinner, we left and I drove us out to this spot that Jane showed me a while back, it's a private beach with a dock on it that goes out to what feels like the middle of the small lake. On the dock at the far end was a couple of blankets folded and sitting on top of another that was spread out and held down by rocks and surrounded by candles that weren't lit yet, there was also a nice bottle of wine chilling and two glasses. We spent an hour out there just talking and watching the stars and when it started to get chilly she gave me her suit jacket and then further we wrapped both the blankets around us. When most of the wine was gone we decided it'd be a good time to go home and I asked if she wanted to go back to her place she hesitated then said no which made me very happy.

We got home and again she opened my door then taking the keys out of my hand after helping me out of the car and then kissing me, she unlocked the door and let us into my house, I took the keys and hung them back up where they go while she locked the door again, then after I set the alarm we snuck to my room as much as we could considering we were both still wearing heels that clicked with every step and some of them were loud clicks followed by soft moans.

We made it to my room and we didn't fuck but we made love for at least 3 hours, it was quiet as there were kids sleeping on the floor above us and waking them would be terrible. It was magical best sex by far.

In the morning or well ok it was like 11:39am but that's still technically morning, I slid out of Dylan's hold. We slept all tangled together and I was trying not to wake her. Anyways I managed to get out and threw on some clothes that were discarded onto the floor consisting of yesterday's jeans and Jane's shirt where the first things I could grab since I couldn't see and I had no idea where my glasses were. I wore them last night because of course the only thing that would go wrong would be that my contacts were bugging me and I had no new ones or time to get any. But they got put or tossed somewhere that I couldn't remember.

After finding my way to the door I started walking towards the kitchen when I heard Jane's voice. "Well good morning sleepy head, considering that you are wearing a shirt that's mine and your hair's a mess I'd assume last night went well"

"Oh Jesus Jane you scared me and umm yeah it did thanks for everything but umm?" I started and paused and thought for a second then tried again "umm you see I have a problem though,"

"What is it?"

"Umm well you see" I said with a tiny more emphasis on you "I don't know where my glasses are and I need something to drink and I'm sure that Dylan wouldn't be opposed to coffee. Umm I had to wear them last night and I felt where I normally keep them but they're not there and I guess they got tossed off last night..." I trailed off when she took me by the shoulders and guided me to the spot I usually sit in the morning that was being violated like 24 hours ago. She handed me a bottle of water.

"Thanks Jane. I was going to bring her coffee but without my glasses I don't think I can"

"Well it doesn't look like you have to I think there's stirring coming from your room"

Two minutes later Dylan exited my room wearing the pants from last night and a t-shirt probably from the pile on the floor, she walked over sleepily to me kissed my temple said good morning to me then to Jane.

"I found these" she said while reaching into her back pocket for something "on the floor in my shoe, I assume for safe keeping" she finished speaking and unfolded the arms and placed my glasses on my face and with my vision instantly cleared, I pulled her by the neck down for a kiss. After it was over I got up and got her some coffee while Jane and Dylan talked about last night.

"Where are Maura and the girls?" Dylan asked then noticing her not being there or Nonna not being there either, asked "More importantly where's Nonna? It's almost noon on a Sunday she's always here by now"

"well Maura you really ought to thank her by the way, hid all of the food Nonna usually uses and managed to get her out of the house with the girls too, and they all went to the grocery store so that you didn't wake up to Nonna in your face and I was under instruction to come wake you up if you weren't up by" looking at her watch "Now, which I was on my way to do when you came out" then her phone started buzzing and she read it then looked back at us "you guys better get ready quick they'll be home in 30 minutes and you know Maura she's never late but frequently early."

With that I grabbed Dylan's hand and basically ran back to the bedroom and shoved her into the shower I was about to get undressed and joined her when I remembered she had no clothes and my pants wouldn't fit her and ran back to the kitchen

"Jane, cane I borrow some of your jeans please? Well not for me for Dylan? She has no clothes and she can't wear last night's clothes that's too formal for Sunday night dinners even in this house. PLEASE I BEG OF YOU! She has to make a good impression on Nonna."

"Calm down kid, jeez, yeah go ahead you know where my comfy and my good jeans are take what you need and don't worry about it."

After grabbing some jeans I went back to my room and got into the shower with Dylan and when we were done I gave her the pants and tossed her some underwear and a nice looking shirt that I knew Nonna liked. After being please with the way she looked I got dressed and blow dried my hair, and we were back in the kitchen talking to Jane when Maura walked in arms full of groceries to which Dylan rushed over to take and asked if there were more in the car which there weren't she rushed in and put them down and while Jane and I started unpacking them Nonna walked in also arms full of groceries that Dylan offered to take to which Nonna let her. I introduced Nonna and Dylan after Dylan put the bags on the counter. After Jane and I put everything away Nonna kept looking at me then finally spoke "why are you wearing your glasses? You never wear them; you should really wear your contacts your glasses get in the way of your beautiful face."

"Aww thanks Nonna that's sweet, but I don't have any, I didn't realize that I was out of them and the ones I had on before should have lasted longer but I think I got dirt on them yesterday at the park and they were really uncomfortable"

"I think you look beautiful with or without your glasses on" Dylan whispered into my ear.

"Child there is none of that whispery talk in this house"

Dylan looked shocked but soon recovered "But well I'm sorry ma'am, but um Jane and Maura do it?" she basically asked.

"uh uh not when I'm here you can say it to her" nodding her head in my direction as she started mixing something "you can say it to all now spit it out"

"Oh ok I'm sorry I didn't know umm I just said that I think she looks beautiful with or without her glasses on"

"Aww she's a sweet talker that one isn't she Maura?"

"She is a pretty smooth talker from what I've heard, but I don't really think she'd ever do anything to hurt Serena"

"thank you Maura why don't you, Jane, Serena, and the girls go watch the game Frankie should be here soon and I want to get to know this one" nodding her head at Dylan who visibly gulped at the suggestion. I giggled a little then kissed her on top of the head after I stood up.

"you'll be okay, we'll all be in the other room if you need us" and I lowered my head to her ear and reached across the table to grab an apple to cover up my next words "Love you" I whispered then quickly kissed her cheek and looked up to Nonna took a bite of my apple and said after I swallowed "Now you, be nice, if you scare her away YOU will be the one hurting me" and with those words the 5 of us went to the living room and watched the game.

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