A few weeks after our heartfelt conversation, I was sleeping over at her house. In the morning I woke up with my head on her stomach and body between her legs. I guess I we must have fallen asleep that way after sex, but anyways when I woke up she was stroking my hair and she must have been watching me.
"Morning sweetie" she whispered
"Mmm morning babe" I mumbled while rubbing my eyes
"I didn't want to wake you but I need you to get up so that I can get up and get ready for work. Oh and Jane called this morning"
"How do you know that Jane called?"
"I heard your phone vibrating on the table and that's not where you usually leave it so I thought it was mine."
"Oh. What did she want?"
"Something about not to worry about getting up early to take the girls to school because she has the day off."
"Okay, thanks" I said after moving up so that I was fully lying on top of her. I leaned down to kiss her and before we could deepen it her alarm clock was going off, successfully killing the mood with its BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEP blaring from its speakers.
"Well I guess that means I should get up and start getting ready for work." She grumbled while working her body out from under mine.
"Yeah I guess so. What time you off today?"
"Around 3 I think, but my friends want me to come out of my 'relationship bubble' for one night, since I haven't really seen any of them much since we've been dating because I'd rather spend my time with you."
"That's sweet, what are you guys going to do?"
"I'm not sure, another reason that I don't really like to hang out with them much at night is because they like to go to nightclubs like all the time and I mean I don't mind it once and a while, but going to straight bars where I get hit on my sleazy men and having them grind up on me isn't my thing, and since I have you now, there's no way I'm going to be able to convince them to go to The Merch now, so I don't know I still have fun hanging out with them but, ya know?"
"Yeah sounds like a great time. You know you can always just text or even better drunk text me if you get bored."
"I'm sorry to kind of spring this on you kind of last minute and all. But what are you going to do tonight then?"
"I don't know I hadn't really planned anything, I kind of assumed you and I would hang out but I suppose that I can always find other people to hang out with, ya know because I have friends too. And some of them are even cooler than you" I said pointing as she stuck her head out the bathroom door with her tooth brush hanging in her mouth with feigned shock and offense.
"Lies" she shouted at me after rinsing her mouth. "You know that I am clearly the coolest person you know"
"HA! I can name several people I know that are cooler than you, hell you don't even make the top ten" I said and stole a kiss to the cheek before snatching my toothbrush up and beginning to brush.
She sat on the bathtub edge braiding her hair back with an over exaggerated pout, not talking to me. By the time I was done brushing my teeth a caved. The pout and the fake sad eyes did it to me every time, whipped is an understatement. "I'm just kidding; you are definitely within the top 10." I said while kneeling in front of her. She finished her braid and grabbed my face pulling it to hers and kissed me good and hard. After it ended I looked into her eyes, "Okay you are totally within the top 7"
"Hmm, getting better, but right now you need to share the mirror so I don't have to go to work looking like this. And tomorrow night, do not make any plans and I'm going to show you why I should at least be in the top 3."
"I think you look amazing all the time, even when you were sick you were still gorgeous." I said a little shyly.
"Aww you're cute babe, but honestly the horny interns tip better when I look all made up, plus you're just saying that to be nice. I'm quite certain that my beauty is quite absent when I'm hurling."
"Well I didn't mean specifically while you were hurling, no one looks good when that's happening. But ya know after you brush your teeth you're not so bad." I said with a smirk
"Okay, well now you are just an ass" she said laughing
I sat on the bathtub watching her get ready for work. There's just something so sensual about watching her apply makeup, it's literally like watching an artist paint.
After she was done we went and got dressed for the day, me in a pair of jeans and a tank top I had there and her in her normal work attire, black slim legged pants and a cute top. Then she laid out the clothes she was going to wear that night. Matching underwear set consisting of a black bra with a purple bow in the middle and black boy shorts with the same little purple bow on each hip, a black garter and stockings, and a cute purple dress that I had seen tucked away in the back of her closet. After we went downstairs and shared a bagel.
"Well have fun tonight"
"I will try; I'll talk to you later probably when I get home. I'm sorry in advance if I or my friends drunk dial you."
"I'll accept your pre-apology, on one condition." I stated with a sly smile while closing the distance between us just a little.
"What's that?" she said taking a step closer.
"I want before during and after shots of you getting dressed tonight"
"Hmm? Will that at least get me into the top 6?"
"It might. Now say yes, kiss me, and get going or you're going to be late...again."
"Okay fine I will accept your terms for pre-apology acceptance." She said then kissed me and ran out the door, calling back, "Love you bye"
"Love you too, have a good day at work sweetie"
After I cleaned up the kitchen, I went home and saw Jane sitting on the couch looking puzzled.
"What up detective?"
"Oh hey I didn't hear you come in, how was your night?"
"It was good we went for dinner, to a movie, for a walk along the boardwalk with ice cream. All and all it was a great time."
"You got that 'I Just Had Sex" look ya get a little lucky?"
"A little yeah, but probably not nearly as lucky as tomorrow night, so yeah."
"OOOooh someone has a date. Why not tonight?"
"Oh, she's going out with some of her friends she hasn't seen in a while, they're going clubbing."
"Oh, so what are you doing tonight?"
"I have no idea actually, I have plans next week with some of my friends and I really don't want to be that person that's like hey, my girlfriends going out with some of her friends you wanna hang out because I'm lost without her? Nor do I wanna the kind of girl that just sits at home drooling over the pictures she promised to send me later."
"Well, this probably will sound kind of lame to you because you're all young and cool and shit, but I was going to go out tonight you're welcome to come with me."
"Umm thanks Jane but playing third wheel to you and Maura doesn't sound that fun either."
"Were you not listening? I said I was going out later not WE are going out later, ya know just cause we're married doesn't mean that we do everything together. Jesus, no once and a while she'll go out and do whatever and then a few days later I'll go out or vice versa."
"Oh umm sorry, sure that sounds fun been a while since you and I have hung out."
"Great don't ask any questions, but we're leaving at 6 just after dinner, jeans t-shirt and bring a sweater, and an old sweater too, one that you don't mind throwing away."
"Okay anything else I should know?"
"Oh and for shoes, sneakers or running shoes will work just fine."
"Okay, well I'm going to go out for a bit then, I'll get the girls on my way home, and take them for their dentist appointments."
"Thanks have fun and see you later."
After that I left I went for a walk through the mall bought a couple things. I bought a new skateboard because my old one got cracked. I had a nice conversation with a buddy that worked at the music store about bass tabs during lunch. Went to the library and hung out reading a new book before getting the girls, and taking them to the dentist. When we got home it was just about time for dinner and whatever Maura was cooking smelt amazing. When she was sick we had a lot of my cooking which isn't that bad, Jane's a couple times, thankfully Nonna's for a few days, and take out, so we were all relieved when she saw the doctor and he prescribed something for the ulcer she had developed. And they aren't kidding that doctors make the worst patients, I'm not sure what was harder; convincing Maura that it wasn't the flu, or convincing her to go to the doctor. To be honest I'm not exactly proud that we had to default to the last possible method before she finally went.
Nothing gets a parent going like a guilt trip from a child when said parent is sick. So when she was sick for 10 days and still not getting better and refusing to see someone about it, Jane and I asked Alex to go and talk to her about and tell her that she should go see a doctor and to cry if she could and when she did, you could see Maura's resolve lessening, but when we sent Lia in there to ask her to go to the doctor the kid nearly had a tantrum which ended abruptly as soon as Maura said she'd go to the doctor as soon as she could. After that she didn't talk to Jane or I by choice until she began feeling better.
After dinner I went and changed into jeans that were a little comfier, and grabbed my sweaters. Jane and I got into her unmarked car and drove to the gas station. She told me to wait in the car and she'd be back shortly. After that we drove up a mountain and pulled into an empty parking lot.
"Jane you're freaking me out a little what are we doing?"
"Just get out and follow me." She said while grabbing the bag of stuff from the gas station and putting it all into a back pack that was in her trunk, she stuffed one of my sweaters into the bag and one of hers (the one I was okay with throwing away), then she threw the others into the trunk.
There was idle chit chat while we hiked up the mountain, things like 'Jane you aren't going to kill me right?' After about an hour of hiking we came up to the top were there was a nice view of the river and of the stars above.
She pulled out a small blanket from the backpack she was carrying then set out the snacks she bought. After that she tossed me my sweater and told me to put it on and zip up, as she did the same. What happened next however was a total fucking mind fuck for me. We sat down and she pulled 2 more things out of the side pocket of the backpack. In one hand she held a zip lock bag with 3 joints, and the other a bic lighter.
"Umm Jane what the fuck is that?"
"What?"
"That's illegal, you should know that and I can give you several reasons why you should know that. 1 you're an officer 2 you work in homicide and they are pretty clear about the laws 3 YOU USED TO WORK IN DRUGS AND NARCOTICS and 4 your wife is the most rule bound person I have ever met without an ASD diagnosis."
"Relax okay, you've done this before too I know you have, and it's not like I do it all the time, but every couple of months yeah. You cannot tell Maura though" she said lighting it up and passing it to me. I looked at for a few seconds and apparently that was too long to look without taking because she pulled it up to her lips and took another toke. Realizing this wasn't some trick and that Jane was here to get high and she does this now and then, put me at ease and this time when she passed it, I easily accepted it and took a long haul. It had been about a year since I'd smoked and though I didn't really have problems before I coughed and chocked a little on it. It was good weed though.
"Are you sure we won't get caught?" I asked handing it back to her.
She took some in as I watched the tips glow grow more and more intense, and on the exhale she answered "Nah, it's fine trust me and besides if we do, you already said it I'm a cop"
"Isn't this something you can lose your job over?"
"Yeah but cops have each other's back"
"Okay then if you're sure." And we continued to pass it back and forth until it was gone.
Laying down now we both looked up at the stars as the high was starting to settle in. I was mumbling something about constellations when I heard my phone beep with a message. I snatched it up and opened it. "Oh fuuuuck" I groaned upon seeing the picture Dylan had just sent, it was her just out of the shower completely naked and in the steamed up mirror it read 'can't wait to fuck you tomorrow'.
"What is it?"
"I don't think I'm high enough to show or tell you yet."
"Well then let's do something about that" she said and let up the next one. Again passing it back and forth till it was gone.
By this time I was starting to get the munchies and apparently so was Jane because just as I was about to open some of the snacks we had spread out on the blanket between us so did she. We ate a little and laughed, then my phone lit up with another alert and I had accidentally turned on my music which started singing out 'Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need we can go to the park, after dark smoke that tumbleweed' after that we both just burst out laughing. After our giggle fest ended even though my gangsta-list was still playing, I looked at the new message I received, it was another picture message from Dylan this time she was in her underwear set with the garters and stockings on too.
"Fucking woman" I said as Jane reached over and grabbed my phone.
"I know you're high enough now, what's going on?" she said then looked at my phone "Shit and you're letting her go out tonight?"
"Not letting, her decision. I fucking love this song" I said as colt 45 ended and Nuthin but A G thang came on.
"What is this playlist?"
"My Gangsta-list, I was listening to it earlier when I was skateboarding."
"Are you going to see her when she gets home? Or is she coming over to the house?"
"No everyone is sleeping at her house tonight because it's walking distance to where they're going."
"You got snoop's Gin and Juice?"
"You know I do, it'll be on after this"
During this I didn't realize that Jane had text Dylan until she turned off my phone and gave it back to me and Dylan replied.
Fuck woman you have no idea what you're doing to me right now
X Serena
What am I doing to you? ;)
Dylan Xx
"Jane what are you doing"
"Sexting your girlfriend for you because I know you don't got the balls to."
"Okay well smartass what is it that she is doing to me right now?"
"Considering the fact that you are pretty high, and you keep groaning in frustration every time she texts you, which why is she sending these to you?"
"Cause I asked her to, to win my acceptance of her pre-apology"
"Her what" she asked pulling out the last joint and starting it before passing it.
"She apologized this morning for later tonight if I get drunk dialed or texts from her friends or her."
"Smart move if you aren't going to see her tonight"
"I had to especially after watching her pull out the outfit she's going to wear."
"What was the other picture?"
"Naked and the mirror said I can't wait to fuck you tomorrow or something"
Tomorrow isn't soon enough. You are making me frustratingly wet.
Serena X
"There" Jane said before passing my phone and the joint back. I just read it and smoked and laid back down laughing.
"Jane this is good weed where'd you get it?"
"Can't tell you that it's a secret" she said giggling
The next time my phone lit up it had the picture of her in her dress with high heels and all made up and stuff and a message that I read out loud giggling.
Hmm, sorry baby, if I were with you right now I'd eat you out while you sat on my face until you came so many times you had nothing left to do but pass out. What are you doing?
Dylan Xx
"What do I tell her?"
"Just give it to me. How do you not know how to sext?" Jane laughed as she spoke
"I don't know" giggles "I just never have before"
"You suck, watch and learn, from a master"
"You're a master at sexting?" more giggles
"Oh you have no idea, I ounce spent an entire day sexting Maura while I was recovering from something, that when she got home she came when I kissed her."
"Wow" I said in stoner amazement
I'm looking at the stars right now thinking about the ones in your eyes. When I see you tomorrow and when we have sex I want to watch those stars burn brighter as you come.
Serena X
"What is that? That's hardly a sext"
"Just wait trust me"
Aww baby that's so romantic. I can't stop thinking about you I feel bad for ditching you tonight to do something I don't really want to do. I honestly would rather wear this outfit for you and grind up on you.
Dylan Xx
Baby we can do enough grinding tomorrow to make up for it. Did you have anything planned for us tomorrow night other than all the mind-blowing sex that I'm sure will happen?
Serena X
No I hadn't really planned anything yet did you have something in mind? I'm wet just thinking about tomorrow.
Dylan Xx
If you have nothing planned then good because I have something in mind. And baby just hearing your name makes me wet, and those pictures you sent have ruined my underwear.
Serena X
"Jane why would you say that? I have nothing planned for tomorrow other than fucking her so hard she passes out."
"Do you guys use toys?"
"No we haven't yet we've talked about it"
"Who's the top?"
"We both kind of share I guess sometimes she is sometimes I am"
"Okay who's more whipped?"
"Me" I said and lowered my head
"Hey hey hey that's a good thing, do you own any toys?"
"I have a vibrator that I don't use like ever and that's it."
"I thought you said that you've used toys before in your other relationships?"
"I have they were theirs"
"Okay does she have any toys?"
"Not that I know of"
"Okay so then we'll stop and get you some before we go home" then the familiar tone came up again.
Babe, stop it before you ruin my underwear and I have to ditch my friends to find you to deal with the throbbing in my core you've caused
Dylan Xx
"She has freckles doesn't she?'
"Yeah mostly on her chest a few dark coloured freckles on the left side of her body and there's a small cluster above her heart that I just love to trace patterns with my tongue"
"Have you become very well acquainted with all of them?"
"Hmm yes, every single freckle from the one that hides along her hairline of her forehead to the one on the middle her heel. So much so that there's a hickey in the middle of the freckle cluster above her heart."
"So you find them very sexy?"
"Yeah I honestly don't know why and she's shy about them for whatever reason. Maybe it's because they make her feel self-conscious that I want them to make her feel sexy"
Sorry honey, It's just I close my eyes to try and shake these thoughts but more thoughts of your body come into my mind. Things like the cluster of freckles above your heart, I think they are so sexy, and I love tracing the pattern with my tongue. I know they make you feel self-conscious but trust me baby, they add to your beauty and they are freckles that are unique only to you, and I want you to know how sexy I find each and every one of them so sexy from the on just in your hairline to the one on the middle of your heel .I love you baby, I'm not going to be able to text you for a while because my hands are going to be busy, but I will be thinking about you and that's a guarantee. ;)
Serena X
"Now that you've made her feel very special you need to ignore her and you should pass those candies too they look pretty fucking good right now"
"What the hell kind of sexting is that? Honestly and you call yourself a master?" another wave of giggles rolling in "is this the kind of stuff you sexted Maura until she came just from kissing you?"
"No, that was just strait up dirty, but that comes later."
"When later? And what am I supposed to do with her tomorrow?"
"well we're going to go to that 24 hour sex shop and get you a strap on, because trust me it's a special thing when you're that in love. But you are going to take her back to her house it's empty now right?"
"Yeah"
"Well you are going to go in there while she's working, oh and you have to drive her to work and tell her to get ready for you date there too cause you're going to. Wait, do you want dirty sex and fucking or do you want sweet love making?"
"Both whenever we go out and then start making love we do that for a while pass out then wake up like an hour later and fuck."
"Alright so you'll take her out for a nice date and when you get back to her house you'll surprise her with a flower pedal covered bed and light her room up in a candle like glow and she'll kiss you and if you can I suggest that you pick her up and carry her to the bed."
"Pick her up how like straddly pick her up or bridal style"
"straddly, then you guys undress and you whisper that you have another surprise for her, then you pull out the strap on that will be hidden under a pillow or something, and you tell her something like I read somewhere that introducing new things into a healthy committed relationship especially in the bedroom keeps both partners happy and helps them grow closer, and I wanted to make love to you and still have both hands free to touch, feel, and hold you, but if you don't want to I totally get it and we don't have to. And when you're saying this you accent the right parts with little kisses or touches or whatever."
"Wow, I think you just became my Lesbian Yoda" and with that we both burst out laughing, laughing so hard that neither of us heard my phone ringing.
"So you really like this girl?"
"Yes I love her I think I don't know how do I know its real love it is right?"
"Looks like it to me, does it still feel different than everyone else? Do you still get butterflies in your stomach when you talk or see her?"
"Yeah"
We lay down and looked at the stars for a while I guess I fell asleep for a while, because I was that high. I woke up when I heard my phone ringing so I grabbed it and looked to see who was calling.
"Jane Dylan's calling what do I do?"
"Answer it"
"Hello?"
Hey is this Serena?
"Yes who is this?"
This is Amanda Dylan's friend
"What can I do for you?"
Nothing really but Dylan's really drunk and she won't stop talking about you and she's ready to pass out, we're back at her house and she keeps saying that she needs to say goodnight to you first but she was too drunk to dial the phone.
"Okay can I talk to her then?"
Here you go.
Baby is that you?
"Hey sweetie how was your night?"
It was good I miss you though, I tried calling earlier and then you didn't answer and then I got really drunk. But after your last text I had to go into the bathroom and masturbate but I couldn't come without at least hearing your voice, so when your voicemail message came one I came. I licked my fingers clean and thought about how much you like eating me and then licking me clean and how you savour your fingers after you make me come and I got wet again.
"Sorry I didn't answer your call, I didn't hear my phone."
Were you masturbating too?
"No baby I wasn't, not yet anyways."
What are you doing?
"I'm hanging out with Jane"
Why?
"Cause she's cooler than I initially realized"
Is she in your top 3?
"Yes she is, but baby you need to go to sleep you have to go to work in the morning, which I'm going to drive you to work tomorrow morning okay?"
Okay I need to be there for 6 so when will you be here?
"I'll be there at 5:15 at the latest to make sure that you are up and ready to go by 5:45 okay? I love you baby go to sleep okay?"
Okay nighty night kitten tits I love you.
And then she hung up.
"How long was I asleep for?"
"For like an hour kitten tits" Jane said bursting out in the laughter she'd been holding in since she heard the pet name
"Fuck you" I said whilst shoving her arm "What time is it?"
"Umm 1 am we should probably go now. Here brush your teeth first and give me that sweater."
"Okay why?"
"Teeth is because I have to go home and kiss my wife and if she tastes the weed or the variety of junk foods we've eaten I'm going to be in serious shit, and if she talks to you and smells it again I'll be in shit, and the sweater is going to be put in this bag and left for homeless people to find, cause again smells like weed"
After that we cleaned up the mess as well as ourselves and hiked back down the mountain, which was harder because I wasn't 100%sobered up and it was much darker, but we made it. And we drove home and after arriving there something dawned on me.
"Jane?"
"Yeah"
"First I'd like to thank you I had a lot of fun tonight, you are way cooler than I initially realized, can I come with you next time?"
"Yeah I'd like that it was fun tonight."
"And second what if she calls in sick tomorrow?"
"In that case you will bring her here and Maura will take care of her again because she loves it as well as Nonna will be here and she has the best cure for a hangover so she'll be feeling great by the time you have your date. Which where are you going to take her?"
"Umm is it lame to take her to that really awesome pizza place by the precinct?"
"Nah that's a great place it's not overly casual, it's not really formal."
"Thanks again."
"Any time kitten tits"
"Jane Clementine Rizzoli you stop that!"
"Truce?"
"Truce!"