Hey everyone! Thanks for reviewing I've had a few requests for Xanxus as a bartender so here it is (thanks lolipopsong and Devil-Queen-Wolf-666) anyway enjoy!

Oh crap. This was going to be bad. Xanxus's name had just been pulled out of the hat. They were going to die. They drew straws to figure out who the lucky person to tell him would be. Fran got the short straw. Now he was starting to panic. What would he say?

He was lucky. He walked into Xanxus's room and he was too drunk to even tell where he was. "U-um Xanxus? You have been selected to do the job tomorrow" he said, trying to stop shaking. Xanxus grunted and passed out. Fran took that as a yes and left, relieved that he was still alive.

The next morning, an extremely hung-over Xanxus was informed he had agreed to work as a bartender for the day.

Day 5 Xanxus

Job: bartender

6:00 pm

Xanxus was in a foul mood. He was hung-over, tired and pissed off. Why him? Why did he have to do this?

His first customer came up to him. "Gimme a beer!" he said slurring a little, obviously drunk. Xanxus handed it over. The guy went off to drink it.

His supervisor, a short, plump man, came over and started yelling at him "Hey! He was drunk! You can't serve alcohol to people that are already drunk!" He glared at the man. Most people would have backed off but this guy was either very brave, or very stupid. Possibly a little of both.

"You have to be nice to people. If they like you, they might leave a tip." Xanxus didn't really care about tips.

At the Varia mansion

"I wonder how Xanxus is doing" said Levi.

"He's probably in a really bad mood" said Lussuria

"Let's go cheer up boss then!" Levi exclaimed. Everyone looked at him like he was insane.

"Ushishishi the prince wouldn't mind a drink" said Bel.

They got in the car and drove to the bar Xanxus was working at.

Back at the bar again

Ugh. Xanxus hated work that didn't involve killing people. This had been going on for hours. An idiotic drunk person would come up, order a beer or something then leave. It was mind numbingly boring. He needed a drink himself. He started to pour one and his supervisor got really pissed off.

"You can't drink on the job!" Xanxus had the urge to shoot him. "We have more customers coming in now.

Oh come on. He couldn't catch a break today. It was the stupid trash. Fran walked up, looking very serious, and asked in his usual monotone "How's work today?" Xanxus went purple.

"GO AWAY!" he whispered, trying to be as threatening as he could without his stupid supervisor overhearing.

"Ushishishi, give the prince a beer, stupid peasant." Xanxus pulled out his x-guns. His supervisor walked up and served everyone drinks. He glared at Xanxus.

"The customers are EVERYTHING. Got that? It doesn't matter if they annoy you. You serve them. Or you're fired." Everyone stared, wondering if Xanxus was going to snap. He nearly did. Somehow, he managed to compose himself. He put the guns away.

They suddenly noticed something horrifying. Squalo was dancing. DANCING! Lussuria walked up to him, avoided the sword and hauled the drunken man away. He complained the whole time. Lussuria marched all of them out the door, obviously embarrassed at being seen with Squalo.

On the way home, all they could talk about was how much fun it was to piss off Xanxus when he couldn't do a thing about it. They were probably going to die when he got home but it was worth it.

Back at the bar, Xanxus wished for death (other people's death but details don't matter) he was bored out of his mind. He wondered how long it would be until he could kill his supervisor. He was the most annoying man Xanxus knew and he knew Levi.

A teenager came up to him and asked for beer. "I need your ID" said Xanxus, not really caring what age the stupid kid was. He saw the supervisor watching him nodding slightly, the kid handed him an obviously fake ID. "So you're called John Smith?" the kid nodded. This was hilarious. The kid actually thought he was getting away with it.

He told the kid he couldn't have any beer and was sworn at. The kid left. "Good job handling that!" said the supervisor. "You're getting the hang of this."

After a few more customers came and went, the day from hell was finally over. He got paid and turned to leave. His supervisor came up to him, put a hand on his shoulder, and said "Good job today. It was a tough day for a newbie."

Xanxus pulled out his x-guns again. He was going to enjoy this. He shot the stupid supervisor. "Oh yeah, I have two things to tell you scum. Don't touch me and don't call me newbie. Got that?" the dying man lay there gasping, lying in a pool of his own blood. Xanxus smiled. This job wasn't so bad after all.

End of Day 5

Money earned: $300

Total: $2140

Sorry about the random ending. I will update the other stuff when I can but next week I have two exams, a test and two assignments so it could be a while. Also I had extreme writers block. Anyway bye! (as usual please R&R!)